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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Get a load of this 'conversion'. Basically, it appears to consist of a duvet thrown into the back, some old undies stuck to the windows and a Euro pallet nailed to the roof with a £6.99 fishing bivvi.  I guarantee you the only thing that will ever 'pop up' if you take your missus away in this is the tent on the roof.

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Nissan-Pathfinder-camper-conversion/274475598047?hash=item3fe80540df:g:5u4AAOSwHBJfSVa1

New POD Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

New POD

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1 hour ago, cort16 said:

nice

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1995-Vauxhall-Cavalier-SRI-Red-Top-2-0-16-Valve-Last-of-the-Cavaliers-Full-MOT/303668087390?hash=item46b4074a5e:g:gToAAOSw0M9fSVOx

Gsi (slab) wheels. Like the wheel designer was desperate to make an alloy wheel look like a plastic wheel trim. He or she succeeded. 

Austat Rank: Lancia Gamma

Austat

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14 hours ago, Amishtat said:

HFM? 

I thought "giffered" meant poorly repaired. Need to work on my AS lexicology.

Amishtat Rank: Renault 16

Amishtat

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Having only been here two years that was my understanding of its meaning.. But unfortunately I'm old enough to remember Avengers in that sort of state being anywhere between "just take the fucker away" and £200 tops,and it isn't very long ago. Sigh.. Getting older sucks balls.. 

Austat Rank: Lancia Gamma

Austat

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2 hours ago, Amishtat said:

Having only been here two years that was my understanding of its meaning.. But unfortunately I'm old enough to remember Avengers in that sort of state being anywhere between "just take the fucker away" and £200 tops,and it isn't very long ago. Sigh.. Getting older sucks balls.. 

Still a few Avengers in such condition that are surprisingly still on the road:

1971 Hillman Avenger➟|_|====|_|

 

wuvvum Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

wuvvum

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12 minutes ago, sdkrc said:

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/373163615633

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Ooh, that's the spit of the one I used as a daily for about 6 months in 2008.  Mine was slightly more pogweaseled than that but otherwise identical.  Superb little car, went like the clappers - would sit at 100mph all day long and piss off an E46 318i away from the lights.

BorniteIdentity Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

BorniteIdentity

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Clichés.

Car forums are full of them. “That’ll polish out” is shorthand for a multi car pile up where three complete families all perish. “Taxed worse” is glibly mumbled when someone posts a potato cam photo from a scrap yard. “ScenetaxYO” means something popular commanding more than the usual shiter will pay for a car (typically two hours pay and a twix)

But I’m going to indulge in another now. 

I genuinely haven’t seen one of these in ages. Like, SO long I’d forgotten they even made an estate version.

I adore it. Please, please can someone just fucking buy it rather than pissing about with excuses and reasons why they can’t. (When they mean they won’t).

This is what it’s all about. Come on.

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Giffer choice colour, popular in places like Frinton-on-Sea. Estate so perfect for garden centre trips etc. 
 

COME. ON!

egg Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

egg

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On 6/30/2020 at 5:24 PM, outlaw118 said:

Have I won today? £3350 so far no reserve, in Northampton. Laydees and Gennermen.....

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Matra-Talbot-Simca-Rancho-1983-Y-Reg-Classic-Estate-Car/283926863049?hash=item421b5c1cc9:g:OyUAAOSwh-Je9Kku

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This one is back again.

£7,250...

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Talbot-Matra-Rancho/133504424891

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outlaw118 Rank: Lancia Gamma

outlaw118

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That Rancho sold for £5500 last time - and all he's done is bung it through an MoT.  Not a bad little profit.

Mr_Bo11ox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Mr_Bo11ox

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If he gets it!!! Can't be that many folk ready to chuck 7 grand at a Rancho!!!

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