eBay tat volume 3.

[Negative Creep]

 

I bought this vehicle for my partner as a surprise.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1997-CITROEN- ... 0815983613

[hhhugues]

These 104 are great little cars. My mate had one when we were finishing high school. It was a late 70's with the same interior as that last blue one (his was gold), and, I kid you not, it went like stink ! I'm guessing it must have been a 1.1 - doesn't sound like much, but it was really nippy and he had great fun leaving behind 309's at the lights (the nineties )...

[ChinaTom]

+1 on that. My Uni mate had an orange ZS and we had tremendous fun in it - even 4 up.

[hhhugues]

A ZS, hey ? that's a sports car !

[sporty-shite]

 

Is it me, or is this a little bit fit!!

[meshking]

 

Is it me, or is this a little bit fit!!

 

Coor, I can remember playing in one of those when my parents got one as a courtesy car in the early eighties when the visa was in for a service. Lovely.

[willswitchengage]

http://www.leboncoin.fr/voitures/328576187.htm?ca=15_s

 

800 quid for this stunna, its got no engine like but i'm sure that can be 'got around', maybe with a Subaru legacy engine or summat?

 

[trigger]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Alfasud-ti-/2 ... 3f18571000

 

MOTed and taxed Alfasud Ti for £1500, Sounds well priced but I'd like to see more photos first though.

[outlaw118]

Whilst I am more than aware that once a car is bought and paid for, it's the owner's right to do whatever he/she wants.

However if this ends up painted with blackboard paint and a fucking roofrack full of tricycles, suitcases and pineapples, i will track the owner down and make him/her eat their own feet.

It's £1420 with 30 minutes left.....

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/160811036420? ... 1423.l2648

[Craig the Princess]

Whilst I am more than aware that once a car is bought and paid for, it's the owner's right to do whatever he/she wants.

However if this ends up painted with blackboard paint and a fucking roofrack full of tricycles, suitcases and pineapples, i will track the owner down and make him/her eat their own feet.

It's £1420 with 30 minutes left.....

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/160811036420? ... 1423.l2648

 

More than I would pay for one with a twisted rear bumper.

[outlaw118]

This may well be better off in the "Bargains" thread, but it's pretty lush...

£1500 and not Pogweaseling of the paint yet...

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/120923892221? ... 1423.l2649

[worldofceri]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Milo-Volkswag ... 0706805193

 

Just £16,000 will buy you this stylish* Beetle limo, converted by Indonesia's coachbuilders apparently! Interior looks pretty swish like.

 

The seller of this is also selling her entire VeeDub wedding car business. A snip at 95 GRAND, but that does incude seven vehicles - two stetched Beetles, four Karmann cabriolets and a bay window 'wedding bus'.

 

Their other limo - a '97 Mexican Beetle was my and Mrs_Ceri's wedding car. Well, a Silver Shadow or stretched Hummer just weren't really us.

[Cavcraft]

Whilst I am more than aware that once a car is bought and paid for, it's the owner's right to do whatever he/she wants.

However if this ends up painted with blackboard paint and a fucking roofrack full of tricycles, suitcases and pineapples, i will track the owner down and make him/her eat their own feet.

It's £1420 with 30 minutes left.....

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/160811036420? ... 1423.l2648

 

 

Having had one of those before it's one of the few cars I would happily see some twat about with and therefore shorten it's life.

[sporty-shite]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Alfasud-ti-/2 ... 3f18571000

 

MOTed and taxed Alfasud Ti for £1500, Sounds well priced but I'd like to see more photos first though.

 

It's half an hour down the road. AAAARRRRGGHHHHHH! I REALLY want this. I REALLY can't afford this. I know another one won't come up when I can.

 

Damn you, life.

[Cavcraft]

There's a much cheaper and much nearer red car for sale you know!

[sporty-shite]

There's a much cheaper and much nearer red car for sale you know!

 

I know. Although it fails on one of the major key points. It isn't a Sud. Seriously, I would give up my Celica for one of those in a flash.

 

Oh, Billy, it's only in Stockport, which makes it even more frustrating!

[Cavcraft]

Get it Chris, you're not likely to find another in a hurry and you'll regret if if you don't!

[Skizzer]

Omega V6, starting at £200 with no bids so far, 150k, MOT until March - what's not to like? Just the other side of the bay from me too, so might have a look-see tomorrow (if they're open - it's a dealer PX).

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2000-VAUXHALL-OMEGA-3-0-MV6-AUTOMATIC-/221041204641?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item3377151da1#ht_1987wt_1344

 

Edited to add: go on Sporty, buy the Sud. Take a magnet with you when you go and look at it though

[sporty-shite]

Get it Chris, you're not likely to find another in a hurry and you'll regret if if you don't!

 

I'd love to, Billy, but I just don't have the money or space. If I could move Mrs S's 156, or even the Volvo, I'd be in a better position, but at the moment, it's a full-on no-go, which is why I'm so sick about it.

[Alexg]

Check out this fitty

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/chrysler-180- ... 2c65d91ea9

[Mr_Bo11ox]

SHAG A DOG!!!!

[CreepingJesus]

Can't afford an Audi TT?

Have a Banham X99, you snivelling pov. Face it, you just haven't got what it takes to be an estate agent. Or a hairdresser.

 

Kit crap part 2, or; Can You Guess The Donor Vehicle? (Without looking at the ad?)

It's an interesting idea, but it's not where an Eagle RV body was supposed to go.

 

Can't win the French Open?

Win a Roland Garros instead. It's the only way we'll get 'Scotland', 'Winnar', 'Open', 'French', and 'Roland Garros' in one sentence. Dunno about Roland Garros, I could go a Roland Square...

 

Can't get the beer goggles off?

Then bid on this lovely Nova Spin spec-ed. Every single thing about this tells me not to. Half a bottle of Jager says otherwise...

 

Tired of life?

This Metro GS cvt/auto, should just about get you to Switzerland. Tho', you might have to drive it back, 'cos any sensible Swiss euthanasia enthusiast is going to question your sanity, and send you back. Especially if you babble incoherently about having driven all the way from Calais in one gear.

[wackywacerwill]

I need economy, but... that has a towbar so is therefore straight in the watch list

[CreepingJesus]

Wanna cheap Jaaaaaag, mate?

£650 starting XJ8 with FSH and most of a year's test on it.

 

Wanna small boy?

He came with the bodykit, but if you buy this Onion 1.6i Ghia, and rip the kit off, hopefully if you throw them far enough, he'll follow. Sadly, he's no good at fixing arches or making magic MOT's happen. Fuck off then, kid.

[CreepingJesus]

Wanna be in an 80's pop video?

Then buy this 'Shitetastic 900 Turbot. For added shite points, you should replicate Phil Oakey's haircut c.1981 with pinking shears, and get a cool black suit from two different charity shops, so it really won't fit.

Now all we need is an SD1 in shite-spec and a smoke machine...GOOD TIMES, OH YEAH! *Sings* here comes the filler man, says here's a rattle can...

 

Wanna play a parctical joke?

Buy this Reliant SS1, and threaten to sue the car wash for making your sportscar shrink. Also useful to carry out scenario wearing clothes a couple of sizes too small.

[CreepingJesus]

Wanna be like Mr Boobydoo, but not quite?

Then have this Chrysler 180. Soz if it's been on before, if it has I'll eat my trilby and me stringback driving gloves...

[eddyramrod]

Wanna be like Mr Boobydoo, but not quite?

Then have this Chrysler 180. Soz if it's been on before, if it has I'll eat my trilby and me stringback driving gloves...

Check out this fitty

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/chrysler-180- ... 2c65d91ea9

 

Or would Sir prefer brown?

[CreepingJesus]

Dammit! Brown sauce every time, much ta. Can I have some Branston pickle for the gloves?

 

Wanna impress Welsh girls from 1986? (If they'd been frozen then, and thawed out near Cwmbran in 2012?)

Then get this charming Cav ragtop. It's even an auto, so you don't have to interrupt stroking the leg of your passenger at any point. Until she calls foul, and sets her brother on you. And he's had a skinful of Brains' down the rugby club. This isn't going to end well; maybe you should have got the Banham, the injuries won't last as long with that one.

 

The WHEELS on the car 17in wholf race with new tyres will go with the car if it hits the reserve, other wise i will put the SRI hot cross buns back on,only have 2 centercaps.

 

Mate, I'll pay you to stick the originals back on. Anything but those monstrous carbuncles (copyright Prince Charles)

[CreepingJesus]

Wanna buy a car from my last spotted thread?

I'd assumed that is was a Ghia 'cos of the slope front, but no, it's an Emax 1.6L. Still would tho'.

[AeroNautiCal]

Shite living!

 

DAF 45 LIVE IN VEHICLE, TRUCK, CONVERTED MOTORHOME reclaimed timber interior

Woodburner, porch, lift up side, long MOT, 17ft awning

 

In its previous life it was a market auction lorry selling meat, hence it is affectionately known as 'The Meat Wagon'!

 

 

There are no water facilities whatsoever - no toilet, no sink, no taps.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/DAF-45-LIVE-VEHICLE-TRUCK-CONVERTED-MOTORHOME-reclaimed-timber-interior-/270987064370?_trksid=p4340.m1374&_trkparms=algo%3DPI.WATCH%26its%3DC%252BS%26itu%3DUCC%26otn%3D15%26ps%3D63%26clkid%3D8911167235354721195