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bigstraight6 Rank: Renault 16

bigstraight6

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23 hours ago, Cavcraft said:

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No windows, no (proper) doors, no natural light. Tap-less, water-less sink.

 

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It's impossible to know how this could ever be worse.

 

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Ok, it was possible

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/iveco-daily-camper-conversion-new-unused-race-van-etc/184165178210?hash=item2ae1199b62:g:y3AAAOSwl9xeQEvj

 

Can pretty much guarantee the back would have once been filled with drums of solvents and various waste streams and had the living bollocks thrashed off it. In between breaking down, of course. 

That’s grim, it’s like a shit Ikea showroom in the back of an even more shit Van..

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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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There once was a man from Devizes.

who's boat won some really wank prizes

a chrome plated box to shit in twixt the locks

and his Milf's 'winning' wine, paradox

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Award-winning-62-x-12-Burscough-Widebeam-boat/114097228527?hash=item1a90b98aef:g:DZoAAOSwOeBeOBC~

chodweaver Rank: Renault 16

chodweaver

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14 minutes ago, Skizzer said:

and needs some TLC, new wheels, an oil and engine change and new battery

Would not the oil change BEFORE the engine change be a slight waste of money?

wuvvum Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

wuvvum

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59 minutes ago, Skizzer said:

Slightly* fucked Safrane Diesel, seller open to offers.


https://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C1200986

that is far too good to go to the breakers yard. It's been parked up for the last few years and needs some TLC, new wheels, an oil and engine change and new battery

Hold me back.

Car check website reckons it's a 2.2 petrol.  He got the automatic bit right though...  :roll:

  • Skizzer and stonedagain
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SiC Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

SiC

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4 hours ago, egg said:

just reminded me a friend of mine, when he was about 12 used to make prank calls to Autoglass because it was a relatively rare freephone number then. 

We used to phone the strippergram lines from the local village red box pay phone...

They got pretty pissed after a few times. Think Bart phoning Moe in The Simpsons. 

Mr_Bo11ox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Mr_Bo11ox

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3 hours ago, Skizzer said:

This is so epically shit it’s in danger of coming full circle and being brilliant.

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https://rover.ebay.com/rover/0/0/0?mpre=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.ebay.co.uk%2Fulk%2Fitm%2F223901165055

Have lots of extra bits not pictured including Gullwing doors

Whoa!  I mean, how... whoa.

I love this. The guy sounds like he's got plenty of money but fuck all skills or common sense

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Bought this car around 7/8 years ago
With a rusted rear subframe. 
I unbelievably found a brand new subframe 
For sale and had it professionally fitted.
And an mot put on it at great expense.
 
Then started stripping it down to paint it green 
But never got round to it!! 

Who buys a shafted one of these then puts it straight in a garage for a new subframe? Ridiculous.

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so I bought a temporary garage to store it.

Good idea.

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Car now sits.... in one of my fields.

Ha ha, why do I never meet these characters when I'm trying to offload my old heaps?

Mr_Bo11ox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Mr_Bo11ox

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That Alfa Giulietta looks interesting! Mind you this photo would quickly put paid to any urges I was getting about it

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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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This appears to have all the structural rigidity of a tent made from bog roll.

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Mercedes-307D-2-4-Diesel-Chassis-Cab-Spares-Repair-Export-Excellent-running-gear/143528327494?hash=item216af47946:g:-54AAOSwvIleQBMU

 

 'I’d have scrapped it f I didn’t know what it is'

 

A heap of shit that needs scrapping?

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Mr_Bo11ox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Mr_Bo11ox

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I've been fancying one of these Rover 45-shape Civics lately. The guy selling this one has listed it about 20 times over the last few weeks, it usually sells for anything from £400-700 then is relisted the next day. Sometimes theres been 2-3 concurrent listings for it. I had a bid on it today and sure enough was outbid by one of his 'regular bidders' almost immediately. Why fucking bother with all that palaver?

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Honda-Civic-1-6-Manual/283777867230

bramz7 Rank: Lancia Gamma

bramz7

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Looks like the Civic 'bidder' also wants the Lexus that bloke is selling too. 

Drives superb and fully loaded are two of the most overused phrases by dodgy car sellers I notice. 

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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/VW-Beetle-Baja-Bug-1970-Aircooled-Hot-Rod-1700/293470062471?hash=item44542dc787:g:gxUAAOSwHv1eQcwe

 

'Every boys dream'

 

 

...is that the Olympic Torch strapped to the back shoots off, ignites the rope on what we hope is a medieval rock thrower and crushes that fucking car into 673,404 pieces.

  • spartacus, timolloyd and Remspoor
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MrSchwifty Rank: Austin Maxi

MrSchwifty

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7 minutes ago, Retr0naut said:

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Peugeot-404-Saloon-1967-No-Reserve/293469767179?hash=item445429460b:g:c~4AAOSw61BeQatL

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"This car is a solid project" 

I see. What about those rust holes in the bonnet? 

" This will be a good light project" 

Uhuh. Are those rust holes in the rear quarter/ rear wings? It seems a bit lop sided too, like it's had an accident?

"I am not a mechanic or have any mechanical background" 

There we go. 

 

"MATCHING NUMBERS!" 

Ooo great, the Pebble Beach judges will get all sweaty about that. 

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MarvinsMom Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

MarvinsMom

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https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/601770520660300/

this is a very un-super, super minx. i was unaware that there was a convertible version of these. it must be a factory thing cos its only got 2 doors?

 i can see the future for this poor old thing, it involves an oval and 5 minutes of glory. which is sad, cos a Super Minx are usually great.

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edit - i've just seen this posted above too..... oops!

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