eBay tat volume 3.

[Cavcraft]

Possibly the first ever 1.6HDi that's fucked at the back and not under the bonnet.

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Citroen-C3-Picasso-Exclusive-1-6-diesel-MPV/274034115028?hash=item3fcdb4c1d4:g:WX8AAOSwwFldk0uv

[strangeangel]

7 hours ago, Cavcraft said:

Sod that Strangey, cop some of this...

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/honda-gyro-up/303305124816?hash=item469e64ebd0:g:exAAAOSwBIVdkxhx

 

The brothers Cleland have one of those... (predictably) it's a bit broken though.

 

[Cavcraft]

2 minutes ago, strangeangel said:

 

The brothers Cleland have one of those... (predictably) it's a bit broken though.

 

Never heard of them 'til that listing popped up. Are they some sort of budget Piaggio Ape or something?

[Schaefft]

I posted this before but now its cheaper, and still has the perfect paint color.

https://www.gumtree.com/p/ford/ford-explorer-spares-or-repairs-/1354103925

[Crispian_J_Hotson]

What?Wait...Why?

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1967-Morris-Minor-Traveller-Extended-double-axle-Project-1-8-Diesel-needs-work/283623967943?_trkparms=aid%3D222007%26algo%3DSIM.MBE%26ao%3D2%26asc%3D60039%26meid%3Df8d6b48ccd524ad3aa49833b1fcc58f9%26pid%3D100005%26rk%3D3%26rkt%3D12%26mehot%3Dpp%26sd%3D323922652772%26itm%3D283623967943%26pmt%3D0%26noa%3D1%26pg%3D2047675&_trksid=p2047675.c100005.m1851

[Crispian_J_Hotson]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/RARE-1988-LADA-NIVA-5-SPEED-UK-CAR-1600-COSSACK-RHD-4X4-NO-RESERVE-BARN-FIND/174044676597?_trkparms=aid%3D1110001%26algo%3DSPLICE.SIM%26ao%3D2%26asc%3D20190917065201%26meid%3D48b981fc772546298b4760064c626573%26pid%3D100935%26rk%3D9%26rkt%3D12%26mehot%3Dpp%26sd%3D383173420043%26itm%3D174044676597%26pmt%3D0%26noa%3D1%26pg%3D2349624&_trksid=p2349624.c100935.m2460

[Crispian_J_Hotson]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1990-super-sumo-4X4-van-classic-fine-barn/283624838253?_trkparms=aid%3D1110001%26algo%3DSPLICE.SIM%26ao%3D2%26asc%3D20190917065201%26meid%3D0337249b377e47c0bba824252aa32888%26pid%3D100935%26rk%3D2%26rkt%3D12%26mehot%3Dpp%26sd%3D174044676597%26itm%3D283624838253%26pmt%3D0%26noa%3D1%26pg%3D2349624&_trksid=p2349624.c100935.m2460

[Crispian_J_Hotson]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Honda-Civic-CRX-Del-Sol/333341388930?_trkparms=aid%3D1110001%26algo%3DSPLICE.SIM%26ao%3D2%26asc%3D20190917065201%26meid%3Df14da59ef50b462da3b0f3f5c6a5f1f1%26pid%3D100935%26rk%3D9%26rkt%3D12%26mehot%3Dpp%26sd%3D283624838253%26itm%3D333341388930%26pmt%3D0%26noa%3D1%26pg%3D2349624&_trksid=p2349624.c100935.m2460

[Crispian_J_Hotson]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Mitsubishi-starion-2-0-turbo-rare-barn-find/143395414660?_trkparms=aid%3D1110001%26algo%3DSPLICE.SIM%26ao%3D2%26asc%3D20190917065201%26meid%3Db6975860280744ecaabb02e5dd73e3b4%26pid%3D100935%26rk%3D12%26rkt%3D12%26mehot%3Dpp%26sd%3D333341388930%26itm%3D143395414660%26pmt%3D0%26noa%3D1%26pg%3D2349624&_trksid=p2349624.c100935.m2460

[BL Bloke]

2 hours ago, scdan4 said:

Does anyone want to buy a kidney?

I’ve  always lusted over deltas, and this is sat at work. And it’s unutterably gorgeous. 

https://rover.ebay.com/rover/0/0/0?mpre=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.ebay.co.uk%2Fulk%2Fitm%2F303303981847

Nice to see a Lancia Delta that isn't an integrale. 

[Tadhg Tiogar]

22 minutes ago, BL Bloke said:

Nice to see a Lancia Delta that isn't an integrale. 

...and has the steering wheel on the correct side. 

[strangeangel]

Be like me:

 

 

Three and a half grand though? Naaaaaah!

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Tula-T200-1956-copy-Glas-Goggo-200-not-vespa-piaggio/254359158625

 

[Cavcraft]

I anyone advertises a Transit as badly photographed and key word spammed again, I'll be astounded.

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/FORD-TRANSIT-AMBULANCE-SPARES-OR-REPAIRS-1980-90s-DEL-BOY-GOLD-CHAIN-HEIST/333347232906?hash=item4d9d0b1c8a:g:QvgAAOSwgrBdk6CG

 

 

[egg]

Safrane Biturbo. Just £17k.

https://www.autoscout24.fr/offres/renault-safrane-biturbo-essence-bleu-3bafd8a9-de44-44e4-a8e3-4fe63f04ffda

[Cavcraft]

'Van most likely to represent my underpants 2019'

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/VW-Transporter/333346846837?hash=item4d9d053875:g:TTkAAOSw9EldkxLc

 

'It was in good working order when parked up' 

 

So was my fucking love life, M8. 

[egg]

Another classic dizzle or retrofit?

https://www.automobile.fr/Voiture/Opel-Opel-Record-Turbo-Diesel/vhc:car,cnt:de,pgn:3,pgs:50,srt:date,sro:desc,prn:5900,prx:5900,dmg:false/pg:vipcar/285525105.html

[Cavcraft]

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1955-Albion-Clydesdale-Flat-Bed-Lorry-Older-Restoration-Very-Good-Condition/202789988343?hash=item2f3739a7f7:g:2o4AAOSwPx5dkfak

[egg]

The sort of early one of these that is on my lotto shopping list.

https://www.classic-trader.com/fr/voitures/annonce/fiat/x-1-9/x-1-9/1973/169147

[Cavcraft]

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/ford-mondeo-custom-pick-up/163887199403?hash=item26287034ab:g:KUUAAOSw~u5dk0rB

[Crispian_J_Hotson]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/very-unusual-toyota-yaris-Will-V1/183975266567?_trkparms=aid%3D1110001%26algo%3DSPLICE.SIM%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D20190917065201%26meid%3Dfc7c043053754ac1ba6299ce77893592%26pid%3D100935%26rk%3D12%26rkt%3D12%26sd%3D153664236547%26itm%3D183975266567%26pmt%3D0%26noa%3D1%26pg%3D2349624&_trksid=p2349624.c100935.m2460

[MrSchwifty]

13 hours ago, BoggyMires said:

What?Wait...Why?

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1967-Morris-Minor-Traveller-Extended-double-axle-Project-1-8-Diesel-needs-work/283623967943?_trkparms=aid%3D222007%26algo%3DSIM.MBE%26ao%3D2%26asc%3D60039%26meid%3Df8d6b48ccd524ad3aa49833b1fcc58f9%26pid%3D100005%26rk%3D3%26rkt%3D12%26mehot%3Dpp%26sd%3D323922652772%26itm%3D283623967943%26pmt%3D0%26noa%3D1%26pg%3D2047675&_trksid=p2047675.c100005.m1851

 

I'm not really a fan of wanton destruction, but with this particular abortion I think parking it on a level crossing, setting it alight and then lying back on the embankment with a jug of Old Rosie to watch the impending collision and resultant fireball isn't too extreme an idea. 

What a hideous carbuncle of abject misery and despair. 

[New POD]

9 hours ago, BoggyMires said:

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/very-unusual-toyota-yaris-Will-V1/183975266567?_trkparms=aid%3D1110001%26algo%3DSPLICE.SIM%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D20190917065201%26meid%3Dfc7c043053754ac1ba6299ce77893592%26pid%3D100935%26rk%3D12%26rkt%3D12%26sd%3D153664236547%26itm%3D183975266567%26pmt%3D0%26noa%3D1%26pg%3D2349624&_trksid=p2349624.c100935.m2460

Is it wrong to like this. Wouldn't invest my own money in it, but it's like a Nissan Figaro, but looking to the future rather than the past. Completely impractical compared to the yaris, like the Figaro is compared to a micra. 

One day the price will seem like a bargain 

[richardthestag]

8 minutes ago, MrSchwifty said:

 

I'm not really a fan of wanton destruction, but with this particular abortion I think parking it on a level crossing, setting it alight and then lying back on the embankment with a jug of Old Rosie to watch the impending collision and resultant fireball isn't too extreme an idea. 

What a hideous carbuncle of abject misery and despair. 

that moggie thing ^ scrolled down to this bit

looks like you chaps have been busy on ebay

 

[Schaefft]

13 hours ago, egg said:

Safrane Biturbo. Just £17k.

https://www.autoscout24.fr/offres/renault-safrane-biturbo-essence-bleu-3bafd8a9-de44-44e4-a8e3-4fe63f04ffda

Its hard for me to imagine a car that would be harder to find parts for.

[Schaefft]

Now thats obscure, a mint Mitsubishi Cordia all the way from Australia:

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Mitsubishi-cordia-1600-gls-rhd-import-baby-starion-1983/153664236547?_trkparms=aid%3D1110001%26algo%3DSPLICE.SIM%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D40733%26meid%3D7cf8b0666e1f43f7ba7c430f5740d0cb%26pid%3D100010%26rk%3D3%26rkt%3D12%26mehot%3Dpp%26sd%3D143395414660%26itm%3D153664236547%26pmt%3D0%26noa%3D1%26pg%3D2047675&_trksid=p2047675.c100010.m2109

[Floatylight]

Ax 54k miles, stored since 09

Currently £136 with 2 hours to go

https://rover.ebay.com/rover/0/0/0?mpre=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.ebay.co.uk%2Fulk%2Fitm%2F143394047528

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[willswitchengage]

1 hour ago, Schaefft said:

Now thats obscure, a mint Mitsubishi Cordia all the way from Australia:

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Mitsubishi-cordia-1600-gls-rhd-import-baby-starion-1983/153664236547?_trkparms=aid%3D1110001%26algo%3DSPLICE.SIM%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D40733%26meid%3D7cf8b0666e1f43f7ba7c430f5740d0cb%26pid%3D100010%26rk%3D3%26rkt%3D12%26mehot%3Dpp%26sd%3D143395414660%26itm%3D153664236547%26pmt%3D0%26noa%3D1%26pg%3D2047675&_trksid=p2047675.c100010.m2109

This prompted much discussion in the office when this was posted a few weeks ago. It looks stunning but we concluded (rightly or wrongly?) that there might be something suspect with it if it wasn't registered when originally imported - and that it could be pricey.

[Schaefft]

Mystery Oldsmobile Toronado. The auction is complete devoid of any information other than a price they'd like to have. Based on that I would assume its a 60s one...

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/264485019761?ul_noapp=true

[vulgalour]

20 hours ago, DVee8 said:

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/490190871536708/

If you're going to pretend you've lace-painted your bonnet, at least get the pattern in the correct orientation.  It's not even straight in the orientation it's trying to aim.  How disappointing.

[barrett]

2 hours ago, willswitchengage said:

This prompted much discussion in the office when this was posted a few weeks ago. It looks stunning but we concluded (rightly or wrongly?) that there might be something suspect with it if it wasn't registered when originally imported - and that it could be pricey.

I suspect the main thing wrong with it is a habitually lazy vendor who cba puting an MoT on it, judging by the amount of unregistered imported cars (even ones that don't need an MoT) people try and flog on ebay. Or it could be fucked, but it looks nice.