eBay tat volume 3.

[Junkman]

http://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C381437

 

 

Ooooh, cherie....baise moi....oui...oui...

 

[Alexg]

Is this guy flipping serious?

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/SEAN-Private-Number-Plate-/330937598821?pt=UK_Cherished_Numbers&hash=item4d0d6b0365

SEAN Private Number Plate  - £1,250.00 BUY IT NOW 

I am selling the plate buy it now but this does not including the tranfer fee's that are payable by the successfull purchaser. I would also consider selling the whole car for a little extra

 

Get bent

 

 

[cort16]

This looks good for 400 quid

 

http://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C396752

[vulgalour]

The numberplate on that Proton is one of the few appropriate plates ever to grace a car.  Polyvinyl carbonate indeed!

[Junkman]

I'd be somewhat disappointed if that Won-Ton won't end up in our fraternity.

[wuvvum]

Polyvinyl chloride, shirley?

[vulgalour]

Polyvinyl chloride, shirley?

 

Yes, but don't call me Shirley.  I blame working with CAD for conservatory roofing many, many years ago for my error... and many other things.

 

Have this absurdly cheap bright yellow Volvo as recompense.  It's going to Penis town so no wonder it's called the Mischief Maker.

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/VOLVO-B6-1994-37-SEATER-BUS-FULLY-SEAT-BELTED-/190855219039?pt=UK_Minibuses_Buses_Coaches&hash=item2c6fdb875f

[vulgalour]

I like that little car-vans exist, but sometimes I find myself asking "what is point?".

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/53-plate-ford-ka-van-/171054634998?pt=UK_Commercial_Trucks&hash=item27d3a697f6

[Conrad D. Conelrad]

I like that little car-vans exist, but sometimes I find myself asking "what is point?".

 

 

They used to put more effort into it:

 

Mini van

Length 3.3m

Loadspace: immense

Opening: immense

 

 

Adorable Ka Van

Length: 3.6m

Loadspace: lol

Opening: hilariously inconvenient

 

[jmsguzzi]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/FIAT-Seat-Marbella-same-as-Fiat-Panda-/181154992256?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item2a2dadd080

 

[Junkman]

Current bid: £860.00

 

WTF???

[Mr Lobster]

I like that little car-vans exist, but sometimes I find myself asking "what is point?".

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/53-plate-ford-ka-van-/171054634998?pt=UK_Commercial_Trucks&hash=item27d3a697f6

 

 

(Picture Of Ka Van, we don't need it again)

 IIRC Ka vans were special orders for BT who used them for engineers who only needed to carry small things and possibly their sandwiches. I'm fairly sure you couldn't  go into your local Ford dealer and order one.

[beko1987]

I remember seeing a little fiesta van for sale, and was tempted. I like them in a slightly odd kind of way. Mainly as they only have 2 seats, so I wouldnt have to drive people about everywhere

[meshking]

Following on from the range rover a page back, there's this beauty*

 

 

6.2 GMC diesel V8 fitted? Makes a change from the VM unit I guess!

[rml2345]

I'd be somewhat disappointed if that Won-Ton won't end up in our fraternity.

It was in our fraternity for a while. Deserves another shitist owner though.

[willswitchengage]

I like that little car-vans exist, but sometimes I find myself asking "what is point?".

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Subaru-Justy-4x4-car-van-work-truck-commercial-spares-or-repairs-mot-dec-/290928857273?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item43bcb610b9

[Rusty_Rocket]

I have a 106 van, it's pointless and for that reason, perfect 

[SambaS]

They did a Talbot Samba "van".... it still had back windows. Don't know if it had a flat loading bay, or just the rear seats removed.

[cort16]

Nice but I'm not sure it's £950 nice.

http://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/1996-n-ford-fiesta-classic-26000-miles/1021912564#photo-content

[cort16]

Ah bloody hell, I'd love this. You don't get many low miler Jags less than a grand that aren't rusty or have knackered gearboxes.

MegaWant 11.7

 

http://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/jaguar-xj6-1995-65k-british-racing-green-full-years-mot-nice-car/1021878521#photo-content

[cort16]

318is project. I've a horrible feeling this is going to end up with a welded diff, no interior and some Sparco seats.

I M8 WOOD U TKE KYDNI???

http://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/bmw-e30-318is-2-door-1991-h-107000-miles-2-former-keepers/1021855179#photo-content

[cort16]

40,000 mile peztrol Xantia Estate for £250. No mot and tax like but still, what could go wrong?

http://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/low-mileage-r-reg-citreon-xantia/1021765867#photo-content

[cort16]

Yes

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Classic-Renault-R16-car-1967-Rust-free-/151063502297?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item232c161dd9

 

 

SuperShite... They got the dimensions perfect when they designed this *

It's got a OMG CoZZy YB turbo motor and 4wd drive but is still cheaper than a decent Sierra Cosworth

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1990-Panther-Solo-Very-unique-British-built-performance-car-/171058225658?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item27d3dd61fa

[cort16]

This guy has definite doctor pretensions in both his photography and ambitious pricing. £2495

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/MORRIS-ITAL-1-3-HLS-1982-Y-Reg-47-000mls-TOTALLY-ORIGINAL-MoT-Apr14-Tax-Jan14-/251289684401?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item3a820849b1

[inconsistant]

That Pantha Solo ebay title is seriously lacking some asterikx action. Should be peppered with them like it's been shot at.

 

 

 

'Panther planned on a production run going into hundreds for the Solo but only actually produced 17'

 

Maybe because it looks like an mx3 with a bit too much of an nsx welded onto the back having a wet dream about an xj220

[Junkman]

Those Itals are accelerating rapidly out of shite territory me thinx.

[Mr_Bo11ox]

Itals never accelerate rapidly

[warren t claim]

Itals never accelerate rapidly

According to the ad they accelerate to 60 quicker than a Mercedes 200.

[Mr_Bo11ox]

Shit, I didn’t realise that were as fast as that, I guess they are probably quicker than a Sherpa 400 with the indenor diesel as well in that case, and possibly even have the edge over a ‘Caterpillar’ AP500 tarmac laying machine

[hairnet]

solos are the bomb