eBay tat volume 3.

[cort16]

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1970-Datsun-Bluebird-411-Estate-Very-Rare/333004988450?hash=item4d88a4e022:g:9eQAAOSwdrdcNbLj

[Junkman]

Looks a bit like a warped Norev 204 Break.

[Junkman]

Look at all that Ectoplasm!

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Dodge-Tradesman-300-V8-petrol-RV-classic-camper-restoration-project/192783661217

[Junkman]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/DODGE-RAMPAGE-american-PICK-UP-TRUCK-RAT-TRUCK-OR-LOW-RIDER-CONVERSION-UNUSUAL/163480675129?hash=item2610352339

 

 

AMERICAN IMPORT

 

Why would anyone import this pile of shit?

 

 

 

THIS HAS GREAT POTENTUAL

 

What does a car have to be like until you realise it's fucked?

[Junkman]

Shove your rat rod shit where it belongs. Here is an honest Hemi Chrysler for a 12,500 asking price.
 
https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/CHRYSLER-NEW-YORKER-1953-FIREDOME-HEMI-331-V8/292903200596

 

I bet you anything that a quid under ten bags buys it.

[Junkman]

Once in life a man must own a V12.

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1946-Lincoln-V12-4-door-sedan-Barnfind-Original-unmolested-Pendine-hotrod-V8/303011170223

[RickyG]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-Iveco-Motorhome-Housebox-Off-Grid-Alternative-Living-Tiny-House/303024263374?_trkparms=aid%3D888007%26algo%3DDISC.MBE%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D20140328180637%26meid%3D5b5c805f030f437f87acbb6602d423a2%26pid%3D100009%26rk%3D1%26rkt%3D1%26sd%3D202563174029%26itm%3D303024263374&_trksid=p2047675.c100009.m1982

 

"Our current set up is on mains electric & mains water". Not really off grid then.

 

And we built it with any old shit we found down the dump.

 

"Relisted due to time waster"

 

Who was wasting whose time?

 

Looks like it has been wallpapered or Fabloned on the outside.

How do you get into this thing? 

[Cavcraft]

It’s an Iv*co, that’s not Fablon, it’ll be rust.

 

 

That ‘man cave’ lamp is ace, shame they’re so far away.

[LightBulbFun]

This is more appealing than that hideous VW 'camper'

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1976-Leyland-Compton-Electric-Milk-Float/153336254947?hash=item23b38d91e3:g:tNEAAOSwsO5cNwwU

 

hey look AC Invacar Model 70 rear lights 

 

 

 

 

'Man cave lamp'

 

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/350268222223329

 

 

OK, fair enough!

 

 

LOL!, im bettering he just found the cover on the side of the road... at least shove a proper fluorescent fitting up its arse not some random abused table lamp

 

heres some examples of the real deal  http://www.streetlightonline.co.uk/tbols_in_collection.htm

[HillmanImp]

 

LOL!, im bettering he just found the cover on the side of the road... at least shove a proper fluorescent fitting up its arse not some random abused table lamp

 

heres some examples of the real deal  http://www.streetlightonline.co.uk/tbols_in_collection.htm

 

[Cavcraft]

Utterly brilliant.

 

 

 

 

'Lovely old static caravan 20/10 feet very good original condition no damp or damage still has the og gas lamps fitted. Everything works. Ready to use. . £1000.'

 

Stephen Nolan, Retro Caravan Club (UK) including vintage and classic' Facebook. Chorley, Lancashire.

[M'coli]

Screenshot_2019-01-11-23-29-19.png

 

That "highest bidder" thing would be me, then. Ok, I've had a few ales, but I've also had a serious word with myself, &, having missed out 2 years ago on permanent ownership (rather than "trusted shiter custodianship") of the loan Y10 because of circumstances, I really fancy this. I think Mrs M'coli will understand...

Bastards! All bids on this have been cancelled and "this item is no longer available"!

[Rod/b]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Glitter-pink-ford-KA-streetka-convertible-holographic-wheels/362530892130?ssPageName=STRK%3AMEBIDX%3AIT&_trksid=p2060353.m1438.l2649

Are there people in the car or not?

[tooSavvy]

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/2245940928806063

 

... unlike the Chinese jobbie, this looks like it's been 'To the Moon&back' :/

[panhard65]

A bit of self promotion as the fleet is up for sale on ebay.

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/223321059844

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/223321068527

[egg]

That ‘man cave’ lamp is ace, shame they’re so far away.

 

I'd happily pick it up for you Cav, but gawd knows how I'd get it to you.

[LightBulbFun]

I'd happily pick it up for you Cav, but gawd knows how I'd get it to you.

 

stick it in the post?

 

it prolly weighs the square root of fuck all so shipping weight wise shouldn't be too costly...

 

either that or nip down to your local council depot and see if you can get one from one of the guys, bonus points if you get the proper lighting base for it

[Cavcraft]

Car battery/£1 shop jumps leads/Xenon headlight bulb.

[cort16]

£125 mot until april

 

https://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/advert/201901063688860

[Aston Martin]

£150 no MOT.

 

This is the longest fail sheet I've ever seen.

 

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/392356597974671/

 

 

Do not drive until repaired (dangerous defects):

Nearside Brake pipe at imminent risk of failure or fracture center pipe rear section

Offside Brake pipe leaking on a hydraulic braking system center rear section

Nearside Front Track rod end ball joint worn to the extent there is a serious risk of detachment

Nearside Rear Wheel bearing so rough it is likely to overheat or break up

Repair immediately (major defects):

Offside Front Position lamp not working

Position lamp switch insecure

Engine MIL inoperative or indicates a malfunction

Nearside Rear Other passenger door cannot be opened from outside the vehicle

Offside Rear Brake pipe excessively corroded

Exhaust hydrocarbon content after 2nd fast idle exceeds default limits

Exhaust carbon monoxide content after 2nd fast idle exceeds default limits

Exhaust Lambda reading after 2nd fast idle outside specified limits (8.2.1.2

Exhaust carbon monoxide content at idle exceeds default limits (8.2.1.2

Fluid leak harmful to the environment or a risk to other road users coolant (8.4.1 (a)

Offside Front Track rod end ball joint has excessive play (2.1.3

Offside Rear Suspension component mounting prescribed area excessively corroded significantly reducing structural strength sill (5.3.6

Front Tyre(s) of different sizes are fitted on the same axle. (5.2.3

Rear Tyre(s) of different sizes are fitted on the same axle. (5.2.3

Offside Rear Axle swivel pins and bushes swivel pin and/or bush excessively worn (5.1.2

Rear Brakes imbalanced across an axle 89% (1.2.1

Repair as soon as possible (minor defects):

Battery insecure but not likely to fall from carrier (4.13

Monitor and repair if necessary (advisories):

All direction indicators slightly discoloured both front and both rear (4.4.3

Brake pedal wearing smooth (1.1.2

Nearside Rear Axle swivel pins and bushes swivel pin and/or bush slightly worn (5.1.2

Nearside Rear Tyre worn close to legal limit/worn on edge plus perished and cracked (5.2.3 (e))

[cros]

∆∆∆ Car fit for a pig.

[Aston Martin]

∆∆∆ Car fit for a pig.

I'm thinking delivery driver for one of those takeaway shops, where you've no idea what nationality they are.

 

Usually named Pizza King or Burger Land.

[mercrocker]

There's a couple of takeaways round here with kitchens like that.....

[DodgeRover]

How about a lot of 300 classics and a scrap/ salvage business?

 

http://www.century21.ca/hudson.purba/Property/BC/V0E_2X2/Tappen/4164_Eldon_Frontage_Road?fbclid=IwAR240MXQPxPIjMLHNW7D1KebKb3ApG1kdh-LGTDRgj_wMJoYRUmqGaQpLO4

[cort16]

550 quid, MOT until August. Christmas tree optional.

 

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/2267233180178200

[Cavcraft]

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/123579889895?ul_noapp=true

 

Gardner 180 K-series.

[Skizzer]

550 quid, MOT until August. Christmas tree optional.

 

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/2267233180178200

Think I’d rather have the Christmas tree, but that’s probably just me.

 

 

Tidy early Orion with 2-digit acrylic Sercks. Yum.

 

 

https://rover.ebay.com/rover/0/0/0?mpre=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.ebay.co.uk%2Fulk%2Fitm%2F223321818570

 

£1020 RNM, not the world’s best listing.

[DodgeRover]

Be like Joloke,

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/333009332114

 

 

[wuvvum]

That red Y10 appears to have been sold.  Don't know whether to be disappointed or relieved.

[Dirk Diggler]

1997 Fiat Cinquecento - €550, what a lovely colour

 

https://www.donedeal.ie/cars-for-sale/fiat-cinquecento/20569587