eBay tat volume 3.

135,701 · January 6, 2019

Brilliantly awful Xantia in Oswestry with a rear wing that seems to be made out of filler and sellotape

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Citroen-Xantia-1-9td/153329494222?hash=item23b32668ce:g:iqsAAOSwiwZcMPGY

*Edit:

'I grew up in the back before owning it myself'

Threw up, more like.

135,701 · January 6, 2019

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Land-Rover-defender-series-2/254054387018?hash=item3b26d24d4a:g:9eMAAOSw8zRcMLtg

135,701 · January 6, 2019

Eye bleach to aisle 3, please.

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/hyundai-coupe-2-7-v6/143080574994?hash=item2150445012:g:ja0AAOSwe7ZcMKzJ

'Only bad bits are cosmetic'

Fair play, you got that bit right.

135,701 · January 6, 2019

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Fiat-Multipla-1-9-JTD/143080552877?hash=item215043f9ad:g:UZ0AAOSwfTlcMKWi

135,701 · January 6, 2019

Ideal for towing behind your Cactus

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Caravan/223312439574?hash=item33fe756916:g:Q6cAAOSwSVNcMJut

Except it's absolutely fucked.

'Great caravan if you have the time and patients to do it up'

135,701 · January 6, 2019

Some roof rack that

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/oFiat-Cinquecento/202557624366?hash=item2f2960102e:g:3OEAAOSw3fxb8Y8T

'oFiat'

Must be the rare Irish model.

63,954 · January 6, 2019

Some roof rack that

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/oFiat-Cinquecento/202557624366?hash=item2f2960102e:g:3OEAAOSw3fxb8Y8T

'oFiat'

Must be the rare Irish model.

Heater not working - code for OMGHGF?

5,269 · January 6, 2019

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Jaguar-xj8-ultra-LOW-mileage-Over-16-service-stamps-beautiful-car/254054650802

Hold the front page guys:

"previously owned by a teacher!"

HOLY SHIT

Of economics?

28,694 · January 6, 2019

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/281011925950799

Perfect for Johnny Cash tribute act

17,863 · January 6, 2019

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Fiat-Multipla-1-9-JTD/143080552877?hash=item215043f9ad:g:UZ0AAOSwfTlcMKWi

Starts at £700? Good fucking luck.

No logbook. Car's a wreck. Angry "owner". Wasted journey across country

Feedback conversation
Reply by wilsonwonker (01-Jan-19 15:10):
Complete tosser.Car exactly as described.Logbk mislaid but 1 on way.TIMEWASTER.

4,431 · January 6, 2019

http://forum.retro-rides.org/thread/207420/reg-toyota-rav4-cotswolds-250

£250 for some offroading fun, needs a ticket and a bit of welding but I don't think it's that bad for the money...

7,920 · January 6, 2019

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Fiat-Multipla-1-9-JTD/143080552877?hash=item215043f9ad:g:UZ0AAOSwfTlcMKWi

21,185 · January 6, 2019

No idea of value on these, just spotted it on shpock

04 plate Rover Streetwise 1.4 54,000 miles £995

Get this beautiful thing with #Shpock app: https://en.shpock.com/i/XDHwBuCPR1tpXZZN/?lft=

16,454 · January 6, 2019

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Jaguar-xj8-ultra-LOW-mileage-Over-16-service-stamps-beautiful-car/254054650802

Hold the front page guys:

HOLY SHIT

So option A: the one guy in the school who knows how to look after cars and does everyone’s else’s, or B: run on buttons for five years. You know it will be option B.........

27,433 · January 6, 2019

No idea of value on these, just spotted it on shpock

04 plate Rover Streetwise 1.4 54,000 miles £995

Get this beautiful thing with #Shpock app: https://en.shpock.com/i/XDHwBuCPR1tpXZZN/?lft=

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/299653797295781

£600
Seller's Description
64000 miles Service history, New battery, New. Alternator, New thermostat, New front discs/pads, New clutch kit and cable, Head gasket done prior to purchase Only faults Clock, small tear in seat but not through to foam so can be repaired.
Fan only works on speeds 3 and 4.
Body and wheels exceptional.
I know of 2 tiny dents and I’m being really fussy.
64000miles Sensible offers.

25,318 · January 6, 2019

additions to your fleet, from the Netherlands.

Citroën HY € 2750,00 for a camper. which looks more like a concrete bunker

https://www.marktplaats.nl/a/auto-s/oldtimers/m1360822076-citroen-hy.html

25,318 · January 6, 2019

Glas 1304CL intersting comapny history.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Glas_(company)

https://www.marktplaats.nl/a/auto-s/oldtimers/m1358397283-glas-1304cl-1967-wit-31213-km.html

25,318 · January 6, 2019

Opel Ascona 1.6 S 1982 with all of it's browness. nearly 6Euro Ks!

https://www.marktplaats.nl/a/auto-s/oldtimers/m1358188609-opel-ascona-1-6-s-origineel-21-000km-bj-1982.html

1,001 · January 6, 2019

Base spec-ish Mk3 Cavalier with 4x4 anyone?

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Vauxhall-Cavalier-4x4/273641622355?ssPageName=STRK%3AMEBIDX%3AIT&_trksid=p2060353.m1438.l2649

25,318 · January 6, 2019

Honda Logo

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Honda_Logo

https://www.marktplaats.nl/a/auto-s/honda/m1360667086-honda-logo-1-3i.html

Please note never purchase a car from this dealership. It does not have the greatest of reputations. Sometimes car for sale have photos when wet (and a few other tricks of the trade.)

13,849 · January 6, 2019

Opel Ascona 1.6 S 1982 with all of it's browness. nearly 6Euro Ks!
https://www.marktplaats.nl/a/auto-s/oldtimers/m1358188609-opel-ascona-1-6-s-origineel-21-000km-bj-1982.html

Those floor mats remind me of the linoleum floors of my school science laboratories.

63,954 · January 6, 2019

Oh HELLO!

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/192780952886?ul_noapp=true

90,507 · January 6, 2019

Cavalier and Astra projects

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/880552618944039

63,954 · January 6, 2019

Booted 104 in that there Essex.

https://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/barn-find-peugeot-104-lhd/1324961143?fbclid=IwAR1b5Tr3IMMM3AuTi_YbPjkaI3mMZoOhtJEWDFGaTXqFZLVcLaCSEQTT9j0

8,861 · January 6, 2019

No idea of value on these, just spotted it on shpock

04 plate Rover Streetwise 1.4 54,000 miles £995

Get this beautiful thing with #Shpock app: https://en.shpock.com/i/XDHwBuCPR1tpXZZN/?lft=

Way overpriced. Think £500-700 tops

EDIT : Hadn't seen the more reasonable £600 one posted subsequently, honest guv.

90,507 · January 6, 2019

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Rare-1994-Lada-Samara-1500-GL-4door-Saloon-21099/173726264700?hash=item2872e46d7c:g:JbsAAOSwqiJcMgpS:rk:54:pf:0

63,954 · January 6, 2019

Stone the crows, a red Favorit and Samara on the same page, what a fleet that would be.

27,433 · January 6, 2019

£800 - 1996 Lada Samara - 32,000m - Witham, Essex

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/258019938150537

Seller's Description

2 previous owners from new
Full service history
32k miles from new!
Long Mot
Minimal rust (little tidy up she's like factory!
Many receipts including original purchase
Comes with bits to do
Rocker cover gasket
45mm lowering springs
Boot Gas Struts

25,318 · January 6, 2019

Stone the crows, a red Favorit and Samara on the same page, what a fleet that would be.

More like a London Transport fleet.

27,433 · January 6, 2019

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/1613286275446380

1978 VOLGA GAZ 24 - 46,000km - £4500 + Roadtrip

Seller's Description

OLD CLASSIC RUSSIAN CAR

Hello Colleagues,

The car that I am selling is at Bulgaria in a garage.
My grandfather is the 1st and only one owner, he use to drive the car twice yearly.
He had the car as a gift at Russia years ago.
Since 1978 the car has got only 46,295 kilometers rolled.
All documents available, all history of the car, original books with technical data.
History car, all parts are original once, Accident-free. Never been painted.

I have uploaded pictures with technical data of the vechile.

eBay tat volume 3.

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