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SmokinWaffle Rank: Renault 16

SmokinWaffle

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The fuck is a Sportium?

 

Ah, the Sportium. That refers to the extra large panel gap between the front bumper and bonnet to allow the Nitrous to vent when screaming down the 1/4 mile

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Floatylight Rank: Renault 16

Floatylight

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My brother in law's mate is selling this interesting vehicle (anyone got a dragstrip)

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Gas-Turbine-Engine/202558936418?_mwBanner=1&ul_ref=https%3A%2F%2Frover.ebay.com%2Frover%2F0%2F0%2F0%3Fmpre%3Dhttps%253A%252F%252Fwww.ebay.co.uk%252Fulk%252Fitm%252F202558936418%26rvr_id%3D0%26rvr_ts%3D298e628a1680ad4efea0eb7effbf9f40&ul_noapp=true&pageci=c572b1ea-d406-4590-9a80-7da9eb46eb86

 

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UltraWomble Rank: Talbot Tagora

UltraWomble

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Rover-GTI-Turbo/202558773669?_trkparms=aid%3D777003%26algo%3DDISCL.MBE%26ao%3D2%26asc%3D20160608105753%26meid%3D70eaf01015cb4895a3c53e2367331c32%26pid%3D100012%26rk%3D1%26rkt%3D12%26mehot%3Dpp%26sd%3D292803528775%26itm%3D202558773669&_trksid=p2047675.c100012.m1985

 

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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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'Sale by Expressions of interest' is a bloody brave term to add on Facebook. Every simpleton and his dog will ask him if he still has it, then not get back to him again.

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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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This is ace, but the chances of it not re-appearing with 'genuine' Cooper bits and stupid fucking stickers must be about zilch.

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1966-Classic-Morris-Mini-1000-spare-repair-barn-find/292908191346?hash=item4432b04e72:g:GQ4AAOSwcaBcM45D

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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Next time someone tells you Americans make cool cars, show them this. It looks completely 1980's council estate and was probably sprayed by someone's mate's dad's neighbour who had 38 litres of shipping container paint left over.

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1988-Pontiac-6000-LE-MOTd-Starter-Yank-85-000-Miles/223315646512?hash=item33fea65830:g:9~MAAOSwqjhcM2j5

 

'bundle of joy'

 

A freshly shitted out hedgehog would be more of a bundle of joy than this thing.

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egg

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Next time someone tells you Americans make cool cars, show them this. It looks completely 1980's council estate and was probably sprayed by someone's mate's dad's neighbour who had 38 litres of shipping container paint left over.

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1988-Pontiac-6000-LE-MOTd-Starter-Yank-85-000-Miles/223315646512?hash=item33fea65830:g:9~MAAOSwqjhcM2j5

 

'bundle of joy'

 

A freshly shitted out hedgehog would be more of a bundle of joy than this thing.

 

to be fair, I thought it was a reasonable ad, but this got my goat.

 

The blue paint job was done poorly by the previous owner (Door shuts not done, flaking off from the mirrors) but it makes the car much more interesting - New colour hasn't been updated on V5.

 

I'd give him about £400.

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/vauxhall-calibra-c20-xe-red-top-spares-or-repairs/362528025395?hash=item54685aab33:g:HvgAAOSwfhlb3fP7

 

'i have only ever turned ig over buf never started it sold as seen'

 

Loads of adverts like this recently all claiming to have just turned cars over, but not started them. Like anyone's going to go the trouble of pissing about with a good battery or jump leads and not actually try and start it.

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