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Rocket88 Rank: Lancia Gamma

Rocket88

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Anyone near this that could have a look? And if ok hold onto it for a week or so?

 

 I'm not too far away......just south of Maidstone.........

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Rocket88 Rank: Lancia Gamma

Rocket88

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Anyone near this that could have a look? And if ok hold onto it for a week or so?

 

 I'm not too far away......just south of Maidstone.........

bangernomics Rank: Isuzu Florian

bangernomics

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Duly noted, got a couple of Facebook viewings lined up for the morning as man flu has stopped me wanting to booze.

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Cherry-picker-Leyland-bmc/192776137001?hash=item2ce25a6929:g:uN4AAOSw651cKj2O

 

'WAS OWNED BY INVERNESS COUNCIL'

 

'Item location: Hexham'

 

'IT STILL DRIVES.'

 

I'm not surprised, it's probably only just got there.

Felly Magic Rank: Isuzu Florian

Felly Magic

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Correctly cylindered Daimler saloon, BUT, it is for sale in WANKER, by a WANKER, and carries a LINCOLNSHIRE registration, VERDICT RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I can hear Junkman screaming already. Note leaping tabby on the bonnet when it is a FUCKING DAIMLER!

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1990-G-DAIMLER-DOUBLE-SIX-GENTLEMENS-SALOON/332815725762?_trkparms=aid%3D888007%26algo%3DDISC.MBE%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D20140328180637%26meid%3D2d1eddd843cc4c0286d6a805f2651f4f%26pid%3D100009%26rk%3D1%26rkt%3D1%26sd%3D153323495688%26itm%3D332815725762&_trksid=p2047675.c100009.m1982

 

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Felly Magic Rank: Isuzu Florian

Felly Magic

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DO NOT WASH!

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/DAIMLER-CONQUEST-2-5-1953-RESTORATION-PROJECT/153291208880?_trkparms=aid%3D888007%26algo%3DDISC.MBE%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D20140328180637%26meid%3D9b2dcf601d2442e09fd2a0b56ef9320a%26pid%3D100009%26rk%3D1%26rkt%3D1%26sd%3D332815725762%26itm%3D153291208880&_trksid=p2047675.c100009.m1982

 

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NorfolkNWeigh Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

NorfolkNWeigh

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Cherry-picker-Leyland-bmc/192776137001?hash=item2ce25a6929:g:uN4AAOSw651cKj2O

 

'WAS OWNED BY INVERNESS COUNCIL'

 

'Item location: Hexham'

 

'IT STILL DRIVES.'

 

I'm not surprised, it's probably only just got there.

In 1987, me and a mate bought a Thrupenny Bit tipper from an auction for about £100. We loaded it up witha load of old tyres and general shit from a unit we'd just taken on.

The plan was to dispose* of it on a building site, of which there were many in Milton Keynes at the time. Anyway my mate trundles off one night ,after identifying a place near to his house.

 

Next day he calls me to pick him up on the way to the unit.

" Where's the tipper?" Is my first question, swiftly followed by " How did you get that black eye?"

 

He directed me a mile or so down the road and the Thrupenny Bit is sitting with all its Windows sashed in a gateway.

Apparently a security bloke spotted him fly tipping , gave chase and jumped on the back , clouting my mate with his torch, there was a tussle, the security guy fell off and he drove off and dumped the truck.

As you can imagine, I was pissing myself laughing by now, but what finished me off was when he said

" I thought I'd got away , I was flat out in 3rd when the fucker caught up with me and jumped on the back"

"what was he driving?" I asked " Nothing, he could just run faster than that piece of shit could go" was the reply.

We left it there for a week, then when it was obvious the Police weren't interested , picked it up and sold it.

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Norman Wisdom on the wheel arch line

The Rat Pack crossed with Last of The Summer Wine 

A pack of wonky dogs having a race

whoever sprayed this must have been off his face

 

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Lynn From Alan Partridge trying to warn Terry Wogan again

that Charlie Chapin's going to kill him with a runaway train

and Thelma from The Likely Lads gets carried away by a crow

sent down from the Pearly Gates to below

 

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2012-Mercedes-Benz-Vito-Camper-Van-6-seat-Belts-End-Kitchen-Rear-Lounge-For-Sale/352506245959?hash=item5213027347:g:otsAAOSwm-Fb3azC:rk:30:pf:0

spike60 Rank: Renault 16

spike60

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This has caught my eye, ('cos it looks new and comy).

 

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I was expecting to see straight six under the bonnet. Do these engines dissolve in supermarket petrol? Are these the ones with rotting petrol tanks?

 

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https://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/advert/201812193375691

I would imagine if the engine hasn't dissolved yet it probably isn't going to anytime soon. I had a 1993 540i for about 10 years with no nickasil(?) problems, I think mainly a west coast USA thing.

Junkman Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Junkman

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1955-Chevrolet-Task-Force-3600/143073633865

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Solid bodywork although some welding is needed.

 

It can either be solid, or some welding is needed. Both at the same time is impossible.

 

 

 

Engine not running but it's all there. No starter or plug leads.

 

It can either be all there, or the starter and plug leads are missing. Both at the same time is impossible.

 

 

Gosh, some people should fucking READ the horseshit they write, for God's sake!

busmansholiday Rank: Lancia Gamma

busmansholiday

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Norman Wisdom on the wheel arch line

The Rat Pack crossed with Last of The Summer Wine

A pack of wonky dogs having a race

whoever sprayed this must have been off his face

 

s-l1600.jpg

 

 

Lynn From Alan Partridge trying to warn Terry Wogan again

that Charlie Chapin's going to kill him with a runaway train

and Thelma from The Likely Lads gets carried away by a crow

sent down from the Pearly Gates to below

 

 

s-l1600.jpg

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2012-Mercedes-Benz-Vito-Camper-Van-6-seat-Belts-End-Kitchen-Rear-Lounge-For-Sale/352506245959?hash=item5213027347:g:otsAAOSwm-Fb3azC:rk:30:pf:0

That's been for sale for a bit. I used to see it most Sundays parked in a drive of a house near me.

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