eBay tat volume 3.

[Dick Cheeseburger]

https://www.facebook.com/groups/390896610925969/permalink/2407625269253083/?sale_post_id=2407625269253083

Lots of interesting borken Peugeot s on Facebook.

Despite not actually running, those 5oh5s look bloody lovely.

[NorfolkNWeigh]

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Covin-Porsche-911-Turbo-Convertible-Carrera-Replica/232941787469?hash=item363c69994d:g:s2cAAOSwZOBbdVeK:rk:13:pf:0

My favourite part of this beauty* is that it's had genuine Porsche hubs, discs etc to enable using genuine Porsche wheels, then some genius puts some dodgy fake Alleycats on it !

[alcyonecorporation]

£800 for a broken 605? Yeah right. I know for a fact working ones have sold on eBay for less than that...

 

And I don't care that it has the PRV V6 either.

I wouldn't normally, the 12V PRV is a nail. 'Such a shame it isn't the V6' is a phrase I see too often on the web.

 

That's an SVE 24, though. Guarantee you the engine will have chewed its camshafts and the electronic shocks will be having a shit fit.

[Exiled_Tat_Gatherer]

 

In that there Larnden..... Rover 214 only £480 with full ticket

https://www.gumtree.com/p/rover/rover-214-12-months-mot/1318319900

[davehedgehog31]

Went for £579 a bargain for the brave !

Unfortunately I exhibited unprecedented restraint and didn't bid.

[w00dy]

That poor Saab 99 in the completed listings of the "Flippin Bangers" guys. That 820 coupe is definitely* worth 4 grand.

[Supernaut]

I've got C5s on the brain now.

 

 

 

Look at that. That looks like the perfect place to waft the miles away while sipping fuel. Those velour seats are so welcoming.

 

https://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/advert/201809100347145

 

 

Ideally, I'd want one in that naff metallic lilac colour they did, though.

[SierraMikeHotel]

An estate would suit me down to the ground, but I'd have to get a cover to put over it.

 

I may get a mark 3 when the prices sink a bit. It would have to have hydraulics though.

[bramz7]

The seats in a C5 are massive. They're okay though...406s are better IMO.

[davehedgehog31]

I've got C5s on the brain now.

 

c5 1.jpg

 

c5 2.jpg

 

Look at that. That looks like the perfect place to waft the miles away while sipping fuel. Those velour seats are so welcoming.

 

https://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/advert/201809100347145

 

 

Ideally, I'd want one in that naff metallic lilac colour they did, though.

I'm scabbing I never bid on that one last night, £580, absurd value. 

 

Only reason I didn't go for it was that my fleet would be fully PSA and I have a hankering for something Scandinavian or Deutsche.

[oldcars]

A quick Google says it is possibly "Flipping Bangers".

Looks like the garage they use.

[davehedgehog31]

Vous sentez-vous chanceux, punk?

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Renault-Vel-Satis-3-5-V6/202470444935?hash=item2f242dcf87:g:7DgAAOSwtJxbwzic:rk:1:pf:1&frcectupt=true

 

[hairnet]

Kilcoole is around 25 minutes away from me; its even on a Dublin Bus route, just off the N11

 

Chrome arches aside, it looks lovely

Handy for the boat

[hairnet]

Womble - fetch

 

Vous sentez-vous chanceux, punk?

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Renault-Vel-Satis-3-5-V6/202470444935?hash=item2f242dcf87:g:7DgAAOSwtJxbwzic:rk:1:pf:1&frcectupt=true

 

[Cavcraft]

That Fiesta Si is a good bet for a nice future earner.

[Cavcraft]

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1980-Foden-Haul-Master/223201364959?hash=item33f7d68bdf:g:MNUAAOSwVEBbz5KY

 

Throw those tubed wheels/tyres away, fit some 12/22.5s and this a win mobile.

[Cavcraft]

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/piaggio-ape-50-van/392154842843?hash=item5b4e4006db:g:sq0AAOSwHWtbxc2u

 

'I did get the guy to look over it though and said it will fly through'

 

The hole in my undies?

 

The void between Jim Davidson's ears?

 

My CSE in English Literature in 1979?

[Cavcraft]

4x4 diesel!

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/RENAULT-TRAFFIC-T1100-2-5-4x4-LOW-MILEAGE-RETRO-CAMPER-VAN-DAY-VAN-SURF-BUS/332849482331?hash=item4d7f600a5b:g:KdwAAOSwtAlbpO7Z

 

£1,650 with 12 months MOT. Despite the fact someone's tried to weld the fridge and subsequently make a small inferno in the back, this looks great value to be fair.

[Cavcraft]

Renault

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/RENAULT-5-6t-TWO-HORSE-BOX-1990-89-932-MILES-ALU-FLOORS/283223468112?hash=item41f16f2850:g:KxkAAOSw989bzieu

[Cavcraft]

'Hello, is that Stanlow? Yeah, I've come in for 25,000 litres of diesel M8. Order number? Erm, Dave sent me'

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1958-Leyland-Super-Comet/253945120626?hash=item3b204f0772:g:sX4AAOSwSTpbzcVT

[somewhatfoolish]

Triumph Spitfire

 

 

Shonkadelic!

 

https://www.ebay.com.au/itm/Triumph-Spitfire-not-Holden-Ford-or-Austin/253943355146?hash=item3b2034170a:g:5RwAAOSwaIpbzDz5:rk:1:pf:0

Much want; that's a dead ringer for the old man's first ever new car, except his was 1966. What does shipping from Oz to UK cost? 

[skattrd]

Oooh a Baccara, looks nice.

 

Shame it's got a borked gearbox and no MOT.

According to the seller goona autos use the same (AD4) box? Could it be a case of swap driveshafts over to laguna box for an easy* fix?

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/173604044816

[Cavcraft]

Another of those cars you could park on your drive and never get tired of looking at

 

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/ford-corsair-v4-1700-1966-restoration-Project/332852223484?hash=item4d7f89ddfc:g:JGQAAOSwA~1bt-x~

[Cavcraft]

How big's your telly?

 

 

 

How big's your 1987 Pontiac Firebird Trans Am 5L V8?

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1987-Pontiac-Firebird-Trans-Am-5L-V8/183501356953?hash=item2ab9887f99:g:6iwAAOSwFuZbQnth

[Cavcraft]

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1965-MG-1100-RARE-MODEL-TWIN-CARBS-VERY-PRETTY-REMOVABLE-DECALS/273523615802?hash=item3faf47283a:g:JpQAAOSwRRVbvIXK

[Cavcraft]

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-cortina-2000e-1974-2000cc-petrol/283225998297?hash=item41f195c3d9:g:WcQAAOSwMxJb0E0I

 

'would drive it around the world'

 

 

 

 

Doesn't say what world, possibly Cadbury's in the middle of a fucking heatwave, as their products have the same structural rigidity.

[95 quid Peugeot]

The seats in a C5 are massive. They're okay though...406s are better IMO.[/quote

 

100% agree on that

[egg]

1.8 manual flava in Swiss, looking tidy with air con on 14's - non UK spec, even if you could find one.

 

https://www.autoscout24.ch/fr/d/x-occasion?vehid=6126774

 

[Snipes]

https://www.gumtree.com/p/toyota/toyota-carina-1.8-gs-estate-/1318169724

[New POD]

Today I'm thinking about Coswart's 

 

Start with a cheap one. 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-Cosworth/264004919723?hash=item3d77eb61ab:g:hTsAAOSw~bFaz2ia

 

 

 

 

And one slightly less fucked 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/ford-scorpio-cosworth-2-9-24-valve-silver-PX-WELCOME-REDUCED-TO-CLEAR/323495956547?hash=item4b51dc9043:g:TT4AAOSwIJtbmMqJ:rk:7:pf:0

 

 

 

 

Then lets go for just the engine in the wrong car facing the wrong way.

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-Fiesta-Rally-Car-Cosworth/263998920366?hash=item3d778fd6ae:g:t-cAAOSwJmVby1VG:rk:18:pf:0

 

 

 

And another with a Coswart engine, facing the wrong way for the car. 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/MK1-Focus-Cosworth/323512492452?hash=item4b52d8e1a4:g:FOIAAOSwJFhbjFut:rk:41:pf:0

 

 

 

 

Then a nicely done replica. 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/FORD-SIERRA-RS-COSWORTH-3DR-FULL-REPLICA-MUST-BE-VIEWED-VGC-POSS-PX/223192263691?hash=item33f74bac0b:g:uRIAAOSwqj9beUIP:rk:33:pf:0

 

 

 

 

 

 

And a "genuine advert or 2

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1987-FORD-SIERRA-RS-COSWORTH-MOONSTONE-3DR-LOW-MILAGE-ORIGINAL-CAR/192676329397?hash=item2cdc6777b5:g:gP4AAOSw2opbsnRN