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S2000 Rank: Citroen Ami

S2000

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This has to be in a Only Fools and Horses spoof....

 

'My name is Derek as you can see from the D on my medallion and I have a Mitsuoka Ryoga'

 

'Come again, do you mean a Lamb Pasanda?'

 

'No a Mitsuoka Ryoga'

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2002-MITSUOKA-RYOGA-1-5-NISSAN-SUNNY-2ND-GENERATION-VINTAGE-CLASSIC-JAGUAR-X2/292611260409?_trkparms=aid%3D888007%26algo%3DDISC.MBE%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D51875%26meid%3Ddbe9093dc7b346eb89a21cf421aff656%26pid%3D100009%26rk%3D2%26rkt%3D2%26sd%3D113144461093%26itm%3D292611260409&_trksid=p2047675.c100009.m1982

 

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who the fuck goes and spends seven and a half bags of well learnt sand on a heinous piece of half arsed shit like that.....

 

Looks like my exes twat with piercings!

 

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S2000 Rank: Citroen Ami

S2000

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/RETRO-NISSAN-PAO-SUNTOP-CANVAS-ROOF-SAME-FACTORY-AS-FIGARO/142888285620?_trkparms=aid%3D888007%26algo%3DDISC.MBE%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D51875%26meid%3Dec7eae83472c4a878ba8b5199880a854%26pid%3D100009%26rk%3D2%26rkt%3D2%26sd%3D292611260409%26itm%3D142888285620&_trksid=p2047675.c100009.m1982

 

QUOTE 'RETRO NISSAN PAO SUNTOP CANVAS ROOF * SAME FACTORY AS FIGARO' - GO RUSTY RUSTY VERY FUCKY QUICKLY THEN!!

 

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flat4alfa Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

flat4alfa

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To be fair, nearly everything from 1989 is rusty

 

It's done well, considering it's lived on two islands surrounded by salty air

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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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I doubt anything is cheap at KGF, but to their credit they get some belting looking cars and seem to find buyers without too much trouble.

Supernaut Rank: Talbot Tagora

Supernaut

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The best thing about that Pao?

 

It's only a bloody manual! Don't see many of them. For £4.5k they can get in the sea, though. They're nice, but not that nice. I could have a veritable fleet of similarly sized non retro-styled cars for that much.

 

I honestly don't understand why Figaros and Paos are 'worth' so much. They're re-bodied Micras FFS.

Tadhg Tiogar Rank: Talbot Tagora

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Anyone tackled a bargain Boxster yet...... an easy 2200 groats will buy it......, surely they cannot get much cheaper like the 944 did, now try to find a decent one for Boxster money!....

There are a couple sitting under two grand, which doesn't strike me as Porsche territory....and yet, and yet the Boxster could be the 21st century 924/944 in terms of reaching its nadir.

egg Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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On a 59 registration which is Lille, long way from home that tina...

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HillmanImp Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

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If you pay this chap the full asking price you get a free Tommy Robinson

 

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