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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-Transit-petrol-Luton-Box-Van-F-reg-low-mileage-need-total-lift-removal-alu/332602839858?hash=item4d70ac9332:g:ZvcAAOSwsO1avU1w

 

Almost worth it just for the next two pictures...

 

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...but ultimately ruined by...

 

 

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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/NISSAN-VANETTE-VAN-1991-DIESEL-A-few-campers-left-cant-find-any-other-vans/323178038728?hash=item4b3ee985c8:g:YIYAAOSwOvhavUQt

 

I've read right through the description and there's not one single mention of how a cow with an Austin 1100 rear light shoved lengthways into it's arse was standing next to the Rover. 

 

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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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That's fantastic, looks like a sort of half-arsed operating theatre.

Jim Bell Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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That's fantastic, looks like a sort of half-arsed operating theatre.

 

 

*Cavcraft wakes up there after a heavy night on the booze........with no kidney*

 

 

*Gives weak thumbs up*

 

*Passes out again*

DSdriver Rank: Lancia Gamma

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Did you take colour photos and monochrome parts of them or vice versa?

cort16 Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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It's mine. I bought it through AS 5 years ago.

It looks a lot better than I thought . Quite rare in black.

purplebargeken Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

purplebargeken

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^^OMFG, that is my perfect car of ever!!!!!

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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*Don't forget the bins go out a day early on Bank holidays

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Sylva-Jester-kit-car-with-engine-from-Ford-Fiesta-mk1-1-3/173244348983?hash=item28562afa37:g:2yEAAOSwP4darh6g

 

One of those weird things that are sort of bloody awful, but strangely alluring. A bit like seeing Deborah Meadon in her black lace undercrackers and matching over-the-shoulder-boulder-holder. No matter what you head might tell you, you'd just have to look again.

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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/f50-replica-pontiac-fiero-kit-car/192496186063?hash=item2cd1aab2cf:g:eVQAAOSwuR1as-of

 

'Ferrari f50 replica'

 

Amount of people who think it looks like a Ferrari: NIL

 

Amount of people who think it looks like Clifford the big red dog after he snorted so much Charlie his nose did a Daniella Westbrook: Ok, just me.

alcyonecorporation Rank: Renault 16

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*Cavcraft wakes up there after a heavy night on the booze........with no kidney*

 

 

*Gives weak thumbs up*

 

*Passes out again*

"Goodbye Charlie!

 

Yeahhhh, goodbye!"

Pillock Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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Jesus. Either that chap selling that MG ZT is from overseas or our Education system is much worse than I thought!

 

I ran that MG advert through my translator system and it came out fine.

 

(My translator system is a dyslexic Mrs_Pillock after 4 really hefty rum and cokes)

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Junkman Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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https://www.donedeal.ie/view/18384909

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I know this is overpriced but I only want it to save it from being turned into another jap done uk (look it up) by someone with a low iq, which is what will inevitably happen to it.

On a lighter note

https://www.donedeal.ie/view/18277453

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Utter shite but only €300

https://www.leboncoin.fr/voitures/1406480268.htm?ca=12_s

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Why does France have so many odd old mazdas. This would be a really, really stupid thing to buy but it’s only €950. Such want

 

Do it.

 

1981 Renault 5 GTL - 2250

 

Why would you leave bird shite all over what looks like a clean car?

 

https://www.donedeal.ie/vintagecars-for-sale/renault-5-gtl-quotonly-33k-miles-quot/18382437

 

Because you're French Oirish?

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