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What do we reckon, £75's worth of scrap metal loosely attached to £75's worth of Land Rover alloys?

 

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£2,000. Yes, TWO THOUSAND FUCKING QUID

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/LAND-ROVER-CUSTOM-BUGGY-UNFINISHED-PROJECT-4x4-OFF-ROAD/192494894885?hash=item2cd196ff25:g:zk0AAOSwvSxau9Ut

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/FERRARI-F360-MONDENA-TOYOTA-MR2-KITCAR-REPLICA/222902873332?hash=item33e60becf4:g:IXcAAOSwSLtaurTR

 

Special kudos to the mock engine which appears to be an Airfix Supermarine Spitfire cockpit (unpainted)

 

 

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Polo. Seller obviously was obviously too busy to actually download or crop the photos and we seem to have screenshots:

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Mk2-polo-Breadvan/282901749598?hash=item41de421f5e:g:p8MAAOSwA1paujc-

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In the list of features he lists:

 

Paint job 

 

Good. One up on a lot of VWs I see which have had their paint removed. As a bonus it has:

 

Spare bonnet without the skull on just plain Matt green

 

He doesn't sound to plain to me, there's drugs theft, mystery, rape. You name it.

 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3593370/Man-32-disappeared-SIX-years-ago-telling-parents-visiting-friend-London-alive-Spain.html

 

However, ignoring all this it sounds like a nice little car for someone.

 

 

1.4 sport engine in

 

Cool, revvy too (possibly, I have no idea)

 

Requires new engine as it's blown 

 

Oh.

 

Not fussed to sell as I'd put new engine in when get the time

 

Yeah right, you didn't even get time to put proper photos on the advert, although I suppose that might be because you are currently having to walk everywhere. 

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The back windows are misting up pal, you sure he is dead?

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1990-Mercedes-Benz-250D-Diesel-Classic-hearse-funeral-car-limousine-MOT-AUTO/173221923261?hash=item2854d4c9bd:g:p34AAOSwZ2lanzAy

 

250D Diesel AUTO

 

 

By the time that gets anywhere they will be dead anyway. Chuck him in the hole.

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The back windows are misting up pal, you sure he is dead?

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1990-Mercedes-Benz-250D-Diesel-Classic-hearse-funeral-car-limousine-MOT-AUTO/173221923261?hash=item2854d4c9bd:g:p34AAOSwZ2lanzAy

 

 

By the time that gets anywhere they will be dead anyway. Chuck him in the hole.

That really is a grim hearse, they normally have an extra rear heater to stop the back windows misting but this one is really low spec.

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Calibra V6 in a hedge

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/VAUXHALL-CALIBRA-COUPE-RARE-ORIGINAL-V6-BLACK-LEATHER-UNTOUCHED-RESTO-PROJECT/173159100544?hash=item2851163080:g:QrQAAOSwkLhaBY9d

 

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Looks nice, whats the interior like?

 

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Erm, nice? This is your car isn't it? I'm not saying that everyone in Keighley that wears a tracksuit is a thief but you have to admit most of them are.

 

 

 

Unfortunately keys are misplaced so will need to be moved by transporter/trailer

 

It's okay though:

 

 

 

full v5c log book is at hand , only 2 owners

 

Are we sure it's for this car? 

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Audi 80 - Freddie

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1988-Audi-80-1-8S-Saloon/302681684733?hash=item46793bfafd:g:RgIAAOSwo9ZatjJo

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A quick FAQ for the usual eBay crew;


a) Will I MOT it or pre-MOT it?  
 
No, sorry. Come have a look for as long as you need but it is going as is. He has served his purpose for us and I knew he had a March MOT when I purchased. It will be somebody else's responsibility moving forward.
 
B) What will it need for an MOT? 

Look above; I am not a mechanic. 
 
c) Does it run and drive? 

Like a dream. 
 
d) Will I take £120 and your Dads old Quad? 

Probably not.
 
e) Will I take a sensible offer factoring in it's current situation without being daft? 
 
Yes, of course. 

 

This guy EBays.

 

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Another Polo. £475 starting bid. As yet,no bidders.

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/VW-breadvan/152958792356?hash=item239d0df2a4:g:3acAAOSwzwxat9Vv

 

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I've had this car for over 10 years use to be my daily car but not really used it for a while was gonna do it up but just don't have the time

 

Yeah would take ages to spray paint the tyres on the other side of the car too.

 

 

 

REALLY NEED THIS GONE NOW 

 

I would suggest asking slightly less than scrap value for it then.

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Dedra

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Lancia-Dedra-1-6-ie/142736510272?hash=item213bc24d40:g:BrQAAOSwyHRauoTl

 

Some vaseline seems to have been applied to the lens to make it look 'prettier'.

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recently had a new exhaust from cat back

 

As a vegan I have to insist that no parts of my cars are made from animal products.

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