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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Potential candidate for 'most hopeless attempt at complete bollocks to sell a motor 2017' here...

 

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2005-CHEVROLET-SUBURBAN-the-ultimate-family-transport-and-workhorse-car/172967355189?hash=item2845a86335:g:zHAAAOSwI59aAMFw

 

Can't even be arsed to quote some of the flannel they're trying to beat people with here, but if you're very bored take a look for yourself.

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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Join in the fun with this spammer who's re-advertising cars with silly (low) buy it now prices. His RS Turbo got up to about £65,000 a couple of times, though obvs it's just a hacked account.

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1979-FORD-Mk2-ESCORT-1600-SPORT-2-DOOR/332440136467?hash=item4d66f9eb13:g:bqcAAOSwc6paAMu4

D Spares & Tyres Rank: Renault 16

D Spares & Tyres

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Did the Acclaim have the engine on the 'wrong' side?

 

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This is an interesting place.

 

Badgers Hill. Evesham.

 

Thus chap used to run the Capri club. There used to be a Capri limo, a Del Boy Capri and various other Capri based things amongst the other stuff.

Junkman Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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Potential candidate for 'most hopeless attempt at complete bollocks to sell a motor 2017' here...

 

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2005-CHEVROLET-SUBURBAN-the-ultimate-family-transport-and-workhorse-car/172967355189?hash=item2845a86335:g:zHAAAOSwI59aAMFw

 

Can't even be arsed to quote some of the flannel they're trying to beat people with here, but if you're very bored take a look for yourself.

 

 

Holy fuck you weren't kidding!

 

He also sells this circus tractor:

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/BUICK-Fabulous-collector-car/172959643735

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I am only the SECOND owner of this car and the first was a Florida retiree!!

 

 

It came over to the UK early this year.

I decided to have the two-tone paintwork as well as some of the other work you see here and I think the result is stunning.

 

 

So an ex OAP creampuff didn't last a year in the UK without becoming a pisspotical Punch and Judy theatre.

Felly Magic Rank: Isuzu Florian

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Not quite as rancid as that clown car posted by Junkman. Don't know what is so bloody Regal about it though

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Buick-regal-custom/182872961237?_trkparms=aid%3D222007%26algo%3DSIM.MBE%26ao%3D2%26asc%3D48786%26meid%3D43b1c3ef18314d2ab13cebf318f80660%26pid%3D100005%26rk%3D5%26rkt%3D6%26sd%3D202099078568&_trksid=p2047675.c100005.m1851

 

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Felly Magic Rank: Isuzu Florian

Felly Magic

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Not mega cheap by a long way, but tidy ish, had a fresh blow over in Faux Softee livery though. Seller needs a kick in the crotch for the black & silver plates however

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/SOFT-ICE-CREAM-VAN-BEDFORD-CF2-GENUINE-MORRISON-BUILT-45-000-MILES-SUPER-UNO/172932652558?_trkparms=aid%3D111001%26algo%3DREC.SEED%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D20160908105057%26meid%3Db969ea9b70f64b7eab31c9c70c929780%26pid%3D100675%26rk%3D8%26rkt%3D15%26mehot%3Dpp%26sd%3D182872961237&_trksid=p2481888.c100675.m4236&_trkparms=pageci%253Ad4a74455-c349-11e7-a4a4-74dbd1809405%257Cparentrq%253A93a78e1215f0a88bb1ddf16bfffceff1%257Ciid%253A1

 

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MorrisItalSLX Rank: Isuzu Florian

MorrisItalSLX

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Austin Montego Vanden Plas

 

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But...

 

Location: Boonah, Queensland, AUSTRALIA

 

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http://www.justauto.com.au/justcars/cars-for-sale/1987-AUSTIN-MONTEGO-JCW4039713?backurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.justauto.com.au%2Fjustcars%2Fsearch%3Fcurrent_page%3D1%26urlname%3D%26search_location_state%3D%26location%3DEnter%2Byour%2Bsuburb%26radius%3D%26search_vehicle_type%3D%26search_type_make%3DAUSTIN%26search_type_model%3D%26search_category%3D%26body_type%3D%26search_details_earliest_year%3D%26search_details_latest_year%3D%26search_details_lowest_mileage%3D%26search_details_highest_mileage%3D%26search_details_lowest_price%3D%26search_details_highest_price%3D%26search_details_transmission%3D%26ext_colour%3D%26condition_search%3D%26keywords%3DWhat%2Bare%2Byou%2Blooking%2Bfor%253F&backtext=Results

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