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Junkman Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Junkman

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Forgotten already?  When we went to Chumley last year, you were kind enough to bring me your surplus Eleanor for my collection.  She looks lovely in the alcove between my dining room and kitchen too! :)

 

What? Is that your Mopar?

eddyramrod Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

eddyramrod

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Lol, no, but if I had the spare cash it would be.  I was in Huggy.  This was the time of The Great Starter Fiasco, remember?

mercrocker Rank: Isuzu Florian

mercrocker

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Junkman, Eddy, forgive me whilst I mediate....

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I'm afraid I'm missing out on the opportunity to meet the nicest people I ever met...

 

You already met him, and sold him a yellow Mustang... ;)

 

 

Mr ramrod is the nicest person in the world  (Chompy_snake, 2015)

 

Eddy is the finest fellow you will ever meet,  FACT (Djimbob, 2017)

 

 

 

 

Junkman Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Junkman

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How can something with servant spec seats possibly be more luxurious than something clad in the posh stuff?

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egg Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

egg

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These Volvos are winking at me a lot lately....

 

Me too. Shortly to be added to the 'regrets' list if I'm not careful!

Junkman Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Junkman

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Those Villiers Classics just can't stop themselves bringing clapped out scrap heaps over from France.

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Citroen-Dyane/263315759808

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The car is in Lincolnshire .... a county just up the A1.............a couple of hours from London.

 

A couple of hours from London? Yeah, with a helicopter maybe, if it doesn't get abducted by Aliens near Kexby.

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64A60 Rank: BL Wedge

64A60

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Hillman-Minx-Series-III-De-Luxe-1958-series-3/152779334503?_trkparms=aid%3D111001%26algo%3DREC.SEED%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D20160908105057%26meid%3De8e27068210748edba24cf4676531b4e%26pid%3D100675%26rk%3D2%26rkt%3D15%26sd%3D152772507520&_trksid=p2481888.c100675.m4236&_trkparms=pageci%253Afbecfaef-c712-11e7-813d-74dbd18055b7%257Cparentrq%253Aac76ff9d15f0a9c454ee72beffffbc09%257Ciid%253A1

richardthestag Rank: Renault 16

richardthestag

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Hello is that Carlos Fandango Motorsport? I am a chap with serious issues and a mental age of a 5 year old lad, can you design me a Land Rover please? Oh and make sure lots of shiny tat and checkaplate!

 

Certainly sir

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1972-LAND-ROVER-SWB-88-INCH-HYBRID-HISTORIC/222685511538?hash=item33d9173f72:g:yMIAAOSwCL9ZrscV

 

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Can you make the dash look like Metal Mickey had too many Tequila Martinis' and threw up?

 

Certainly Sir

 

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And it will definitely appeal to my inner ever so slightly retarded 5 year old?

 

Absolutely Sir, anything else Sir?

 

Oh I don't suppose there is anyway this vehicle could flick a serious 2 finger salute at the DVLA is there please?

 

I have just the thing for you sir!

Junkman Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Junkman

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Hello is that Carlos Fandango Motorsport? I am a chap with serious issues and a mental age of a 5 year old lad, can you design me a Land Rover please? Oh and make sure lots of shiny tat and checkaplate!

 

Certainly sir

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1972-LAND-ROVER-SWB-88-INCH-HYBRID-HISTORIC/222685511538?hash=item33d9173f72:g:yMIAAOSwCL9ZrscV

 

s-l1600.jpg

 

Can you make the dash look like Metal Mickey had too many Tequila Martinis' and threw up?

 

Certainly Sir

 

s-l1600.jpg

 

And it will definitely appeal to my inner ever so slightly retarded 5 year old?

 

Absolutely Sir, anything else Sir?

 

Oh I don't suppose there is anyway this vehicle could flick a serious 2 finger salute at the DVLA is there please?

 

I have just the thing for you sir!

 

 

Jayzuz, that's epically shit.

 

 

 

Walcott is 5 miles from me in the unlikely event that anyone wants this looking over.

 

The only thing worth checking is whether there is enough left to bolt an H frame to.

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