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richardthestag Rank: Renault 16

richardthestag

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I really really really like this

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Land-Rover-Series-2a-IIa-Range-Rover-Classic-V8-Hybrid/132394405369?_trkparms=aid%3D111001%26algo%3DREC.SEED%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D20160908131621%26meid%3D32ce23e76fbf4c62ba880acf400844a1%26pid%3D100678%26rk%3D4%26rkt%3D15%26mehot%3Dpp%26sd%3D182848319696&_trksid=p2481888.c100678.m3607&_trkparms=pageci%253A3b2f2b2b-c71f-11e7-94ee-74dbd180dba7%257Cparentrq%253Aacc742f515f0aa1202c702e8ffff9252%257Ciid%253A1

 

 

BUT

 

It is a Series II body and fairly genuine on a Range Rover chassis and running gear. 

 

As far as point DVLA goes this is a resounding Nil Point

 

astonishingly doovla cretins have recently inspected and passed it as a 1960 Land Rover. according to the owner seller.I was converted 20 years ago, there is no trace of the range rover v5. The engine number translates as early 1980s as does the gearbox type. The VIN is for a Series II

 

Seller is going to see if the RR chassis number is still in place on the chassis. I suspect that it will be suspiciously smooth.

 

I am not sure that the coin this will go for is worth the Q plate risk

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Mr_Bo11ox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Mr_Bo11ox

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Thjat black Land Rover is mind-bogglingly awful, as you say a 5 yr-old  might like it but a grown up? Give me strength.

laser wheels Rank: Citroen Ami

laser wheels

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In 2016 the car was acquired by its last owner who was looking for the best BX he could find in order to elevate it to concours standard as he had done with a GSA which we are also currently selling.

 

Unfortunately he was unable to to this due to ill health and the impending loss of his driving licence blah blah blah

 

 

 

This Citroen BX 17TGD is a future classic car as according to the web site "How Many Left" there are only 399 registered for use on UK roads and this example will be one of the best of these cars.

 

 

 

The buyer will be highly delighted with this car and it is ready to be shown at any classic car rally.

 

WBOD!

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1992-CITROEN-BX17-TGD-Diesel-Hatchback/222695000425?hash=item33d9a80969:g:oAMAAOSwU1RZhDBe

  • Pat Earrings, Junkman and MorrisItalSLX
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Junkman Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Junkman

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Green piss lickers better brace themselves, because this is where they are going very, very quickly.

If there is such a thing as a blue chip investment, then a tidy BX is it.

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barrett Rank: Lancia Gamma

barrett

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Bollocks, those have all been for sale for ages. Tidy 16vs are already big money but I don't see the cooking models going up any time soon, given a GS is still worth buttons

Junkman Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Junkman

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No, it's not. It's a rusty cloth trimmed 300SE that even by the dismal standards of eighties Merc dismalness is about as cheery and pleasant as a wet November day in downtown Karlsruhe. 

 

It needs sending to China in cube form. 

 

I meant the photos.

Regarding the car I agree that it's twice as big as Vienna's Central Cemetary but only half as cheerful.

Thus it is dead centre shite and must be saved.

  • The Reverend Bluejeans and Pillock
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The Reverend Bluejeans Rank: Isuzu Florian

The Reverend Bluejeans

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I feel sorry for this old Boy. It just wants to be left in peace. Look at it. 

 

 

 

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The Reverend Bluejeans Rank: Isuzu Florian

The Reverend Bluejeans

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I meant the photos.

Regarding the car I agree that it's twice as big as Vienna's Central Cemetary but only half as cheerful.

Thus it is dead centre shite and must be saved.

 

 

 

The very sight of a W126 depresses me. There is just something about them that I really dislike. The Hewn From Granite W124 isn't far behind. 

 

The W126's predecessor however................  :wub:

Junkman Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Junkman

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The very sight of a W126 depresses me. There is just something about them that I really dislike. The Hewn From Granite W124 isn't far behind. 

 

The W126's predecessor however................  :wub:

 

Yeah, but nothing says human rights violating tyrant quite as unashamedly as a W126.

  • Brodders, The Reverend Bluejeans, spike60 and 1 other
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The Reverend Bluejeans Rank: Isuzu Florian

The Reverend Bluejeans

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A proper black on black 560SEL on correct wheels is passsable. Just. 

Junkman Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Junkman

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The very sight of a W126 depresses me. There is just something about them that I really dislike. The Hewn From Granite W124 isn't far behind.

Don't even get me started on that W124 bollocks.

What an overhyped pile of pure, unadulterated shit, usually rotten to the core, because they didn't even want to match Lada quality in those days.

A friend of mine had a taxi company in Berlin back then. I'm talking 50+ cars at any given time and he was the spokesman of the Berliner Kraftdroschken Innung. Mind you, if you didn't provide Mercedes Diesel automatics, you didn't get any drivers (guess how I know. I tried it with Olds Delta 88 Diesels, people will never learn). Hence he got red carpet treatment by Mercedes and they always invited him to their 'preferred customers' venues.

After receiving yet another batch of W124s that didn't survive the first two weeks in service, some of them having been delivered without rear door locks (how's this for quality control?), at one of those Mercedes self vaunting parties, he stood up in front of the assembled clientele and asked the Mercedes brass when they are intending to catch up with the quality standards of Fiat.

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Cleon-Fonte Rank: BL Wedge

Cleon-Fonte

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Has this tasty looking early 406 saloon been posted here yet?

 

Shite-worthy features include a 2.1 XUD, a beige velour interior with wood* and pathetically low mileage, all for just over £500.

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Peugeot-406-LX-Fastidiously-Maintained-STUNNING/272920858956?hash=item3f8b59d14c:g:YO8AAOSw9mpaAw6P

 

laser wheels Rank: Citroen Ami

laser wheels

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I really need to try a 406 sooner rather than later. Such a handsome thing.

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