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Rough looking but cheap S280 with a years test for £695. I've toyed with getting one of these before but I recon they'll be a right wallowy old barge if my previous Merc owner ship experience is anything to go by.

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1985-MERCEDES-280-SE-AUTO-BLUE-12MONTHS-MOT-/251214446532?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item3a7d8c3fc4

 

 

There's loads of these Range Rovers about but this colourand interior combo is a massive winner in my book.

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1990-G-LandRover-RangeRover-3-9V8-LPG-Auto-classic-/380520295384?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item5898c6ebd8

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Rough looking but cheap S280 with a years test for £695. I've toyed with getting one of these before but I recon they'll be a right wallowy old barge if my previous Merc owner ship experience is anything to go by.

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1985-MERCEDES-280-SE-AUTO-BLUE-12MONTHS-MOT-/251214446532?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item3a7d8c3fc4

 

 

Seems our former Prime Minister has fallen or hard times..........

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I'd already forgotten he was Prime Minister. Seems so unlikely, like something you dreamed.

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The Autoshite Croma appears to be off to pastures new 8)

 

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Well spotted. Yes, sadly Chesney the mighty Croma needs to (very reluctantly) find a new home. After a year of completely trouble free and enjoyable motoring, now with a new MOT and just serviced, I have to find something I can put a towbar on to use to move various Lancias. I'd far rather be mothballing him and keeping him for the future, but with now 4 Gamma saloons, 5 Beta saloons, a XJ-S a Boxster a Brava and a Metro here, space is somewhat at a premium, and something has to give.

 

Breaks my heart...... as a more faithful and reliable friend for the last 11k miles would be hard to find.

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one of the best Vauxhalls ever made

 

 

I'd buy that just for the seats

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Snowy, snowy night

paint your spac chariot beige and brown

Look out on a shit Welsh town

With eyes that know the tight arsehole

Must be keeping roofbars still

diesel leaks and oil spills

Catch the bus it's cheaper still

than the fugliest spaz mobile in this sceptic land

For they could not love you, Nissan

Doubtless no fucker ever will

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Nissan-Vanett ... 3a7daea613

 

'Sunflowers by Nissan Van, Scoff''

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That airbrushed Bandit (a motorcycle for unbelievers) "get ready for the bike season" - cunt.

They work all year or are they now like ducks, deer and other such seasonal animals?

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That airbrushed Bandit (a motorcycle for unbelievers) "get ready for the bike season" - cunt.

They work all year or are they now like ducks, deer and other such seasonal animals?

 

I believe that particular breed of biker is only seen in the summer months, usually at weekends. They can be easily recognised by the cloud of indignation that emanates after a car driver doesn't spot them doing a 90mph undertake. The fairly common Greater Twat genus can be recognised by illegible numberplates and coloured headlight bulbs.

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laid it up in 1974

 

one lady owner car thats only got 13954 miles on the clock

 

Classified ad price: £2,300

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That airbrushed Bandit (a motorcycle for unbelievers) "get ready for the bike season" - cunt.

They work all year or are they now like ducks, deer and other such seasonal animals?

 

I believe that particular breed of biker is only seen in the summer months, usually at weekends. They can be easily recognised by the cloud of indignation that emanates after a car driver doesn't spot them doing a 90mph undertake. The fairly common Greater Twat genus can be recognised by illegible numberplates and coloured headlight bulbs.

 

Oh I am well aware of the genus :lol:

They who turned up at Ally Pally bike show in leathers in their cars and walked around carrying lids!

Closely DNA simlia to the Olds who turn up at the Oakdene, a local bike haunt, in their cars, park up the road and walk round the corner in their chain mail clad leathers and carrying their lids. Wankers.

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possibly one of oldest Sierras on road having been ordered in Dec 1982

 

24 valve Cosworth BOA 2.9 V6 from a 93 Scorpio

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That airbrushed Bandit (a motorcycle for unbelievers) "get ready for the bike season" - cunt.

They work all year or are they now like ducks, deer and other such seasonal animals?

 

I believe that particular breed of biker is only seen in the summer months, usually at weekends. They can be easily recognised by the cloud of indignation that emanates after a car driver doesn't spot them doing a 90mph undertake. The fairly common Greater Twat genus can be recognised by illegible numberplates and coloured headlight bulbs.

 

Oh I am well aware of the genus :lol:

They who turned up at Ally Pally bike show in leathers in their cars and walked around carrying lids!

Closely DNA simlia to the Olds who turn up at the Oakdene, a local bike haunt, in their cars, park up the road and walk round the corner in their chain mail clad leathers and carrying their lids. Wankers.

 

People seriously do that? Arrive in cars and walk around in leathers carrying helmets?

That really is rather tragic!

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Sadly, yes. A lad from the other side of town was 'famous' for going to the fair every year (circa late 1970s) with his tatty leather and helmet, then getting the bus back home again afterwards. Another local used to walk everywhere with a permanent WELL ROCK look on his face and a donkey jacket with a BFO chain and padlock around his shoulder and carrying a helmet. I swear it was years and years before he actually got a bike, no surprise it was a mingebag Harley Davidson, probably now adorned in studded leather panniers and tasselled handlebars :roll:

 

 

 

Back o/t, sorry:

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Banham-X21-ki ... 3385217%26

 

'It had at complete face lift and complete respray'

 

'Power' is courtesy of a 1.1 Metro engine, now with a snapped cam belt.

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What if you need a car that's based on a Nissan Sunny but styled like a 4x4 estate however it only has room for 4 inside. What if you also want it to look a bit like a Wartburg from the front? Surely that's impossible?

 

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What if you need a car that's based on a Nissan Sunny but styled like a 4x4 estate however it only has room for 4 inside. What if you also want it to look a bit like a Wartburg from the front? Surely that's impossible?
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