eBay tat volume 3.

[Spiny Norman]

XJ40 Bi-turbo. Much lulz could be had in this between fuel stops I suspect....

 

[flat4alfa]

^ think that a scam listing

 

0 history, ripped photos, now living in the North East?

 

The car, with same text, was for sale last year in Yeovil for £3,495

[Tayne]

pompei said:

 

 

[shedvan]

who the fuck u calling a chav twat cheaky cunt fuck off nob

 

i didant go school m8 not good with computer ither not my car ring text number o sorry it puts you of as i cant spell

 

lissan no it all i had a 300 bhp scooby and my m8 beat me in this metro tell u what put ur money were your mouth is the metro is lighter fuck all to it so keep ur coments to urself thanks again dont waist my time i never built it my m8 did so he no what car capable of

Mentalist

 

Pfft....

 

Just wait, I'll bring a white 405 with a dent in the bootlid and show all yous pricks the way home!

 

Hmm well he's probably distracted as his 'scooby' has lost 50bhp between posting the ad and ragging that guy out

[Hertz]

Check this out:

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/citroen-2cv-w ... 3f215dd656

[Tayne]

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[RedSparrow]

LOLZ!

That Metro ad is a classic. I still don't get how people think it's ok to not put the correct engine size on the docs. What a tard. I might try some fun questions later.

[face]

I don't know about you lot, but I reckon 5 minutes of snow removal may have yielded better pictures:

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Daihatsu-Charade-1-0l-2004-/271141558260?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item3f214bd7f4

 

£850 seems a good price for one of these. Whatever it is.

[flat4alfa]

 

GARAGED FOR 40 YEARS. FAILED MOT 12 YEARS AGO

[richardthestag]

Metro Mong is a classic. He sells a lot of cars for other folk if you check his feedback out

[flat4alfa]

His vari-output Scoobaru is in the feedback.

[Rocket88]

Metro Mong is a classic. He sells a lot of cars for other folk if you check his feedback out

 

Some of his customers don't seem to be over enamoured with their puchases................

[flat4alfa]

Nice Hungarian Zapo

 

 

The car can be taken over after the ending of the auction in South Wales

 

 

 

It`s a great and very unusual car which always attracts attention

 

MOT Expiry: 06/2013

 

Starting bid: £600

 

 

 

no tap's no over heating and dont burn oil or warter

 

Genuine steering wheel, new sump nut and timing belt cover in blue coated paint

 

Reliable even in all this weather 1st turn its off

 

Starting bid: £650

[DVee8]

The metro ad has been taken down

[trigger]

http://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/ ... ?logcode=p

 

115,000 miles, BROWN. 5drs, Manual, Hatchback, Petrol, Brown, Lady owner last 28 years, History file, All old m.o.ts, new m.o.t, Good condition, FSH. £695

[Spiny Norman]

What kind of retard thinks these pictures are acceptable on a car ad?

 

[flat4alfa]

The metro ad has been taken down

He's pulled it, eBay haven't

 

We should mailshot him asking for its return!

[trigger]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/morris-travel ... 20ced2c382

 

so classic car buffs, put your money where your mouth is, this is your chance to save a very rare classic, if it doesnt sell....it will be raced , that i will guarantee you !

 

[RedSparrow]

What a cunt. It's like phoning up a vintage radio enthusiast and saying 'I've got a really rare old radio, there are only 20 left in the world, but if you don't buy it from me for £10,000 I will smash it to pieces'.

[dollywobbler]

What a way to sell a car. I'd love that. My aunt had one when I was a nipper. Even if I had the money, I'm not sure I could bring myself to give it to him.

[warren t claim]

Good value at £1200. Flog a few bits on and race the rest.

[warren t claim]

Have we had this yet? Breaking for spares only apparently which is a crime given how few of them there are....

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/FSO-POLONEZ-1 ... 1c2f1f9689

Being talked about on Ovalchat. Wheels and headlights sold but it may get raced.

[cort16]

v8 XJR for less than a grand. It keeps going into limp home mode. Should be an easy fix*

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1998-JAGUAR-XJR-V8-AUTO-BLUE-SUPERCHARGED-SPARES-OR-REPAIR-/281054944342?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item41702e1c56

 

Cheapo v6 156.

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/cheap-classic-/170978517527?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item27cf1d2217

[flat4alfa]

^

Item location: 78 bellwood street shawlands glasgow, United Kingdom

[HillmanImp]

I quite fancy a lame moped, the sort the lollipop and dinner ladies used to drive, just to get to work on when I cant be arsed running or cycling.

 

This sort of thing seems pretty cheap and cheerful.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1973-PUCH-MAXI-Special-Moped-A-ped-with-a-difference-TAXED-AND-MOTD-/111004156589

 

 

And despite being well fucking cool, I suspect this might not be a good idea.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1961-TROJAN-LAMBRETTA-TROBIKE-98cc-Villiers-Vintage-Autocycle-Cyclemotor-Moped-/360565023602

 

What would it take to get this registered I wonder?

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/jawa-50cc-lux-moped-pedal-and-pop-done-37-miles-/200878510255

 

Obviously I will change my mind in half an hour (I do that). If I do get a bike I bet I get another CBR125 as they are superb round town but probably wont do that either........

[Tayne]

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[Cavcraft]

Metro boy is not quite the sharpest knife in the drawer, is he?

 

 

 

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/BEDFORD-RL-4X ... 337f665df6

[wuvvum]

v8 XJR for less than a grand. It keeps going into limp home mode. Should be an easy fix*

My XJ8 kept doing that - turned out to be a dodgy wire to the temp sensor, took about 5 minutes to fix.

[willswitchengage]

 

"Minimalist" advert, but an appealing £350...

[RedSparrow]

Lada = YES.

I didn't know they made booted RHD models. Quite a rarity then.