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Ross_K

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michael1703 Rank: Renault 16

michael1703

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4 rotten doors,a pair of sills,,boot floor,spring hangers are the obvious for starters

Mr_Bo11ox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Mr_Bo11ox

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Ah, the world of classic minis:

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Classic-Mini- ... 0526431124

 

The car was seriously damaged at a Curbourgh Sprint meeting. At the time nobody was offering Sprint conversions and a quote I had at the time was outrageous for a simular bodyshell. I used the subframes and the Downton modified engine in another car which I then used in competition overseas, I still own this car. There is also a spare fuel injected eignt port engine that came with the Mini Sprint, I could offer these parts by separate negotiation and arrangement if the price is right.

 

SO the bodyshell is toast and you've taken the good bits off and are keeping them, basically you're selling an ID for £3000.

 

I am fully aware of unscrupulous traders and this offer is made on a strictly non returnable basis but I guarantee the description is 100% correct.

 

Sounds like you have learned from the very best young Jedi knight

retrogeezer Rank: Renault 16

retrogeezer

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I'm sure that's the mews where Stirling Moss lives:

 

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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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I'm sure that streets used in a episode of The Sweeney or Minder.

 

 

Looks like the one in Scandal, based on The Profumo Affair to me.

outlaw118 Rank: Lancia Gamma

outlaw118

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Theres a 4x4 garage just out of shot where I bought D701SWL.

RedSparrow Rank: Renault 16

RedSparrow

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I'm sure that's where Bez from Happy Mondays lived, I remember it from Pimp My Ride.

Mash Rank: Renault 16

Mash

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I'm sure that streets used in a episode of The Sweeney or Minder.

 

The Mini looks like one used in Minder!!

 

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cort16 Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

cort16

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All Vauxhalls are shit as we know but this ULTIM7 Vectra Elite with the v6 motor, leather seats and a lot of buttons on the dash starts to look good for £900.

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http://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/vauxhall-vectra-elite-2003/1006992551

 

Here we have a unique Ford Granada

 

I'm not sure in what way it's unique but he's chopped 200 quid off the price.

 

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http://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/granada-scorpio/1002478479

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Hey, that maroon Fiasco is the CROCODILES COCK. Two large doesn't seem so bad either.

 

 

Now, hands up anyone who's got an Avenger....

 

 

 

 

...and hands up anyone who has a metallic blue Avenger...

 

 

...and now hands up anyone who like pictures drawn by a Broadmoor inmate who finished it off by swallowing some silver paint and having a J. Arthur over said picture.

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/HILLMAN-AVENG ... 20cea1f664

 

'I have no idea what this is worth'

 

I have and it rhymes with 'the dare boot of duck hall'.

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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eBay IQ test, feel free to take part:

 

You've got a shit minibus, a few hundred quid and you want to improve it. Do you:

 

A) Get the speedo working.

 

B) Tidy up the bodywork.

 

C) Get some more stick on tiles for the bog.

 

D) Just buy something less shit to start off with, or

 

E) Pay someone good money to paint a picture of comedian Lee Mack on the bog after he's taken too much Viagra and is severely constipated?

 

if you chose E then you are today's winner! Meet me at Ryde Secondary Modern school at 11.30pm tonight. I'll be the bloke in the balaclava wielding a baseball bat.

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Fiat-Ducato-M ... 27cedc6c2a

 

'You wouldn't like me when I'm angry'

flat4alfa Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

flat4alfa

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nice and tidy lether salon

 

selling just cause my wife dont like it

 

£1500

Cambridgeshire

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