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I was going to correct your spelling of Bukkake, but ...

 

 

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2 grand CL500 with long MOT and good service history.  Well worth owning for a few months then get rid before it explodes.

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Mercedes-Benz-CL500-5-0-auto-11-mths-mot-FSh-Cheapest-ever-2150-/122345034077?hash=item1c7c55115d:g:pBcAAOSw241YmbF7

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I'm trying to think how I might bring this into the conversation over the phone with my wife. I will be buying an SL500 when the MV6 explodes. Maybe.

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bangernomics Rank: Isuzu Florian

bangernomics

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I would

cort16 Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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I'm trying to think how I might bring this into the conversation over the phone with my wife. I will be buying an SL500 when the MV6 explodes. Maybe.

 

Just tell her a guy on an internet forum you've never met says it'll probably be okay.

It'll probably be okay.

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Superb! Doesn't look like it will go for a song though.

 

Think I might  message him to see what the reserve is, or his best price... :)

 

 

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  Ok I understand now I am no tyre kicker want sensible it is better than 20 lookers on I will pay you pound notes in your hand no questions asked so ask me again and I will tell you if you're asking silly money I'm no car trader just looking for a pickup just to use for a bit of work that's all 06-Feb-17 A:  So let me get this straight. You're no car trader and yet you obviously consider yourself to be that much of an expert that you can tell me if I'm asking "Silly money" for the pick up. Well thank you so much for the chance to experience you're wisdom regarding this matter. However I think I'll pass on this occasion and stick to what I said in the listing. Q:  How much will you take for your pickup and I will pay you cash when I pick it up 06-Feb-17 A:  Hello, Thanks for your question. A very predictable one. The answer you're looking for is in bright red text in the item listing.

 

Yoss Rank: Lancia Gamma

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Hello, Stupid & Co, how can I help?

 

'Can you do replicas of famous historical moments?'

 

Can't see why not, ace, what would you like a copy of?

 

'Basically, I want you to capture the exact moment on the 3rd September 1939 when Neville Chamberlain declared war on Germany as Arthur Daley looked down a small telescope and Richard Hammond tries to act sober. Oh aye, have the date in Latin on Daley's top lip where his moustache is supposed to be. And perhaps have a small crocodile about to attack Hammond's neck'

 

How's that, sir?

 

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​'Fan-bastard-tastic'

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Air-Brushed-LDV-CONVOY-panels-godfather-American-Gangster-/252751117491?hash=item3ad923fcb3:g:N5IAAOSwUKxYkmL8

 

I'm confused. Really confused. I've never seen anything so po pointless in my life.

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I would

 

 

I sort of almost would too.  It is terrible beyond the realms of terrible, but also fab.

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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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Superb! Doesn't look like it will go for a song though.

 

Think I might  message him to see what the reserve is, or his best price... :)

 

 

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  Ok I understand now I am no tyre kicker want sensible it is better than 20 lookers on I will pay you pound notes in your hand no questions asked so ask me again and I will tell you if you're asking silly money I'm no car trader just looking for a pickup just to use for a bit of work that's all 06-Feb-17 A:  So let me get this straight. You're no car trader and yet you obviously consider yourself to be that much of an expert that you can tell me if I'm asking "Silly money" for the pick up. Well thank you so much for the chance to experience you're wisdom regarding this matter. However I think I'll pass on this occasion and stick to what I said in the listing. Q:  How much will you take for your pickup and I will pay you cash when I pick it up 06-Feb-17 A:  Hello, Thanks for your question. A very predictable one. The answer you're looking for is in bright red text in the item listing.

 

 

 

Good on the seller, I say.

He's clearly stated he's not going to answer questions about a cash price or the reserve and some 'comedian' still just ignores that twice. The bloke deserves some credit for not suffering idiots.

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Guest Breadvan72

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Seller gets plus points for being Mr Grumpy.  He gets minus points for misuse of "you're"  [/Grammar Nazi]

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JeeExEll Rank: Lancia Gamma

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I'm trying to think how I might bring this into the conversation over the phone with my wife. I will be buying an SL500 when the MV6 explodes. Maybe.

Easy, you just ask how her day has been, slip the sentence into the conversation, then ask "do we need any fresh milk taken home" Job done.

Guest Breadvan72

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Did he take it out on the moor to abandon it and run away?

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Guest Breadvan72

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I blame all those foreign Cavcrafts for OMGBREXITFUKUP.

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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Are you going to Saffron Walden
Skoda, Fave, estate, Flairline?

 

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Remember me to one who lives there
She once was a true love of mine

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Are you going to Saffron Walden
Skoda, Fave, estate, Flairline
We went dogging when we there

ps there's rust under the door line

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Skoda-Favorit-Estate-GLXi-E-Flairline-/282353660146?hash=item41bd96f0f2:g:BecAAOSw4DJYmjzH

pompei Rank: Renault 16

pompei

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I think they are based on a Punto rather than Tipo.  That was reserved for the Coupe...

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If they ever give awards out for old flannel/talking bollocks, the seller of this will knock 'The Doctor' off his perch with one fell swoop

 

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1962-VOLKSWAGEN-TRANSPORTER-/182447560820?hash=item2a7ab8d874:g:CuQAAOSwo4pYHOBa

 

 

Absolute and utter dog wank.

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