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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-Tranist-MK2-1984-full-cowl-Morrison-bodied-Ice-Cream-Van-Barn-Find-/132080173920?hash=item1ec0978360:g:BskAAOSwt5hYi6~l

 

 

 

NEEDS A LOT OF WELDING,
EMPTY INSIDE NO MACHINE NO FREEZER, NO CHILLER

REQUIRES A NEW ENGINE

 

 

​You make it sound too good.

anonymous user Rank: Isuzu Florian

anonymous user

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-Tranist-MK2-1984-full-cowl-Morrison-bodied-Ice-Cream-Van-Barn-Find-/132080173920?hash=item1ec0978360:g:BskAAOSwt5hYi6~l

 

 

 

NEEDS A LOT OF WELDING,

EMPTY INSIDE NO MACHINE NO FREEZER, NO CHILLER

REQUIRES A NEW ENGINE

 

 

​You make it sound too good.

I take it that means you will soon be seen dragging it down to the seafront at Rhyl to not sell any ice-cream

stephen01 Rank: Renault 16

stephen01

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I want this so much but it's 444 miles from me. ​Bring on the stupid collection which will involve many shitters, trains, planes and possibly busses, and invariably a petrol station shot while keeping many people on a strange car forum hanging on my every post and possible FTP while hundreds of miles away from home.

 

http://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/advert/201701231577495

 

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FTFY -  Don't forget your sandwiches

New POD Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

New POD

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I've always wanted a V6 Cavalier in manual flavour so this isn't the one. I hate these wheels as well, steels and trims for me (the V6 trims are superb).

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/VAUXHALL-CAVALIER-2-5-V6-GREY-VXR-VERY-RARE-CAR-/152415322589?hash=item237ca941dd:g:aUAAAOSwUKxYjkYs

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I am liking it. But it needs cruise control, before I'm really interested.

 

When I was seriously into cavaliers (the mental illness is fading), I saw a *3.2 V6 fitted with a 6 speed, fitted into a Gsi Shell on Cavweb or Mk3cav.com or some Vauxhall forum.  I thought that could have been the ultimate sleeper if they'd gone for grey bumpers and steel wheels.

 

*I think it was a 3.2 block from a Vectra with the ancillaries off the 2.5 cav. I could be wrong.

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New POD Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

New POD

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Why is it that so many petrolheads cannot spell "brakes"?

 

Successive governments of both political sides, medaling (sic) in the education system. Plus lack of proof reading skills. No points lost in Gee-see-S-E 4 pour spelin c.

 

I blame Thatcher and everyone (who came after her) who failed to fix what she started to break, and instead made it worse.

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Bianconeri Rank: BL Wedge

Bianconeri

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Why is it that so many petrolheads cannot spell "brakes"?

Because several generations of liberal trendy educators haven't bothered with the three Rs leaving us with a whole population who can't spell, construct a sentence, or do simple mental arithmetic without a calculator

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Junkman Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Junkman

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Why is it that so many people cannot spell?

 

EFA

 

A lot of Johnnies who come here to improve their English are appalled by what they read and hear.

I'm honestly sad to say that the septics are generally in better command of the English language.

Skizzer Rank: Isuzu Florian

Skizzer

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By which geographical phenomenon that escaped me did Lwowek Slaski end up in Ealing?

Quite so. Definitely more Acton way.

 

 

Meanwhile, here's a peach of a mk1 Cavalier:

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/252747698651

 

And check out the giffer accessory headrests! I'm in lurve.

 

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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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RAREST TYPE MOT

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1994-VOLVO-960-ESTATE-3-0-24V-AUTO-RED-RAREST-TYPE-MOT-CRACKING-CAR-/122332603192?hash=item1c7b976338:g:EvQAAOSwUKxYjzO3

 

 

'try finding one with the walnut door cards all round'

 

 

They're not walnut all the way round. Some of it is cloth.

 

 

'If I had the room i would definately hold on to this old girl.'
 

Says the man with trade plates who lives on a small holding.

wuvvum Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

wuvvum

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This is currently absurdly cheap for a complete-ish one of these.  Has apparent fuelling issues and I don't think the battery installation would pass an MOT, plus the owner can't spell, but still.

 

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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Impressive use of what at a casual glance looks like a still from RoadWars as someone goes flying past a speed camera

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/citroen-xsara-picasso-spare-or-repairs-/142262844556?hash=item211f86bc8c:g:roQAAOSwA3dYid5-

 

 

'tourbin is on it's way'

 

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?

 

rml2345 Rank: Renault 16

rml2345

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RAREST TYPE MOT

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1994-VOLVO-960-ESTATE-3-0-24V-AUTO-RED-RAREST-TYPE-MOT-CRACKING-CAR-/122332603192?hash=item1c7b976338:g:EvQAAOSwUKxYjzO3

 

 

'try finding one with the walnut door cards all round'

 

 

They're not walnut all the way round. Some of it is cloth.

 

 

'If I had the room i would definately hold on to this old girl.'

 

Says the man with trade plates who lives on a small holding.

Dave2Ks had those and they were probably hideously expensive when new. This didn't stop them looking an awful lot like gloss lacquered bits of ply.

Bianconeri Rank: BL Wedge

Bianconeri

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Jamaica yellow? No it was that colour when I bought it.$_1.JPGhttp://m.ebay.com/itm/152416602876?_mwBanner=1

Dear seller,

 

It's a 1.2L, it's not a GTE, GSi, or SR and never will be.

 

It will go a lot better (and look better) if you revert to the standard wheels and tyres. What's left of the original 55bhp will have less rubber to drag across the road.

 

That said, looks half decent if you ignore the Barrydom.

Supernaut Rank: Talbot Tagora

Supernaut

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Needs moar BOOST.

 

Though it is very, very nice otherwise.

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You could have what sounds like a not unreasonable 2CV for under two bags here -

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Citroen-2cv-Special/232221607025?_trksid=p2047675.c100005.m1851&_trkparms=aid%3D222007%26algo%3DSIC.MBE%26ao%3D2%26asc%3D20140122125356%26meid%3D341dbb5bb8814117a2485045d7c257af%26pid%3D100005%26rk%3D2%26rkt%3D6%26sd%3D252718854436

 

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Or you could spaff five Gs on this one -

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Barn-Find-Citroen-2CV-AZ-1959/252718854436?_trksid=p2047675.c100005.m1851&_trkparms=aid%3D222007%26algo%3DSIC.MBE%26ao%3D2%26asc%3D20140122125356%26meid%3D2affd98bb738469e958ab3e22b003904%26pid%3D100005%26rk%3D1%26rkt%3D6%26mehot%3Dpp%26sd%3D322403422587

 

 

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