eBay tat volume 3.

108,850 · January 4, 2017

Oh. Shit.

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1974-Peugeot-504-Automatic-Rare-Collector-Classic-/222366737180

Is there a rebate on this horrible light blue paint in South Africa?

At least it's appropriately gearboxed:

Those sperm coloured Rhino peel seats need immediate retweeding, though.

22,203 · January 4, 2017

Have a plug.

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1981-TALBOT-HORIZON-LS-1-1-MOT-JAN-18-DRIVES-GREAT-TIDY-CLASSIC-80S-RETRO-/222366533608?hash=item33c61407e8:g:TQQAAOSwA3dYbNBR

Well done for getting it 12 months ticket by the way. GLWTS

22,203 · January 4, 2017

Are you extremely tall and fantasise about being an Ice Cream Man?

No worries.

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Honda-Acty-classic-ice-cream-van-cummins-built-extremely-rare-1983-/112258762799?hash=item1a2324c82f:g:0dkAAOSwImRYbUVv

22,203 · January 4, 2017

Nice looking Mazda but it has issues.

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/RARE-Black-Mazda-MX-6-2-5-V6-/142234039593?hash=item211dcf3529:g:UE8AAOSw5cNYbQX0

The only major problem is a water pump leak which means it is only driveable for 10-20 miles before the water runs out.

I reckon the driver should wear this out of the sunroof and run a pipe to the coolant reservoir. Extend range to 30-40 miles maybe?

22,203 · January 4, 2017

OMG Barn Find!

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1992-TOYOTA-COROLLA-1-6-AUTO-BARN-FIND-/222366533249?hash=item33c6140681:g:MhcAAOSwj85YMbER

26,081 · January 4, 2017

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1989-Green-Sprayer-Series-3-Landrover-/322380124778

Can it get airborne?

Why has that forward control Landrover got a homemade dash with a vintage bus bell button?

27,042 · January 4, 2017

Let's play "SHIT IMPORT ON EBAY BINGO"

âœ” Comedy bumpers

Whilst it is a California car it has been left standing outside therefore the floors have rusted out.

âœ” Advertised as originating from a 'dry' state, yet still utterly fucked with rust

âœ” Dry state interior

âœ” Engine replaced with random V8 probably from a junkyard boat or something

and for a full house

The car is currently located in our shop in California, therefore shipping to any destination can be arranged at extra cost. Please enquire.

âœ” More than 5,000 miles away at the moment.

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Jaguar-XJ6C-XJC-XJ-COUPE-XJ6-Currently-fitted-with-a-V8-for-restoration-/222367643568

4,388 · January 4, 2017

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/AUSTIN-10-CAMBRIDGE-1937-80-YEAR-OLD-BARN-FIND-FOR-RESTORATION-/182410377023

Nonsense.

Bollocks indeed. I'm sure the engine was running on the Titanic when it sank but it's hardly going to burst into life with a booster pack and some easy start now is it?

Wankers.

87,943 · January 4, 2017

The mx-5 seats look neat in this and probably a lot comfier than the originals.

https://www.gumtree.com/p/mg/mgb-gt-classic-car-1978-mot-sept./1208552515

27,042 · January 4, 2017

This car has recently been sympathetically repaired/restored

Great job!

New panels have been painted in primer ready for you to spray in colour of your choice or original colour (up to you)

Wow, I can choose? What an offer!

The bumper end caps rotted so were removed, it is possible to source replacements easily on eBay.

Nothing easier than sourcing Ford trim parts! Glad that didn't get done during the restoration!

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-Escort-Mk3-Mark-3-1-3L-5-Door-Classic-1986-44850-Miles-Rare-Colour-/142234140938

Price isn't bad, tbf

87,943 · January 4, 2017

non life style bollocks Mercedes 4x4

https://www.gumtree.com/p/mercedes-benz/needs-tlc-g-wagon-for-sale/1208397762

131,324 · January 4, 2017

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/ROVER-STERLING-825i-AUTO-SALOON-/332081789003?hash=item4d519df84b:g:yUMAAOSw5cNYSFCp

17,654 · January 4, 2017

non life style bollocks Mercedes 4x4

https://www.gumtree.com/p/mercedes-benz/needs-tlc-g-wagon-for-sale/1208397762

ex-Loganair Renault S56 in the background there, looks like a Mk2 which means it'll be ex-BA GP7727. They lasted well.

Sent from my SM-G930F using Tapatalk

131,324 · January 4, 2017

BEWARE OF LOW FLYING KIDS

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/CLIO-182-2-0l-16V-RENAULTSPORT-2005-SPARES-OR-REPAIR-/222367767793?hash=item33c626dcf1:g:jU4AAOSw2xRYbWtK

131,324 · January 4, 2017

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-Transit-Mark-5-Smiley-Ambulance-Camper-Catering-Van-/322380221650?hash=item4b0f5bccd2:g:YZ8AAOSwqfNXmHfs

'I was sold this van by a guy up in Manchester who told me she has the 2.5 Banana engine (what did I know!). During the last auction I received messages saying that from the photos it looks like she's running a Peugeot engine - faster and more reliable!'

â€‹

131,324 · January 4, 2017

SLF bus

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Dennis-Dart-Plaxton-Pointer-SLF-bus-/282315108363?hash=item41bb4ab00b:g:W-gAAOSwopRYbXRs

Destination Alternative Ulster?

20,345 · January 4, 2017

The mx-5 seats look neat in this and probably a lot comfier than the originals.

https://www.gumtree.com/p/mg/mgb-gt-classic-car-1978-mot-sept./1208552515

Mk1 MX5 seats are great if you are a 5ft 5 inch lady weighing 8 stones, but a touch on the small side for a 6 foot bloke weighing 16 stone.

23,504 · January 4, 2017

I am tempted to buy that G-Wagen just so that I can destroy those awful wheels.

22,568 · January 4, 2017

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/MZ-ETZ-125-/272510241775?hash=item3f72e04bef:g:rbAAAOSwJ7RYUFx4

27,042 · January 4, 2017

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-Transit-Mark-5-Smiley-Ambulance-Camper-Catering-Van-/322380221650?hash=item4b0f5bccd2:g:YZ8AAOSwqfNXmHfsâ€‹

"A Smiley Transit with Banana engine" sounds like how you'd describe the approaching ambulance when comforting a small child who's broken a leg falling down the coal chute.

8,938 · January 5, 2017

SLF bus

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Dennis-Dart-Plaxton-Pointer-SLF-bus-/282315108363?hash=item41bb4ab00b:g:W-gAAOSwopRYbXRs

Destination Alternative Ulster?

Ex GHA, so will be utterly FUCKED

9,989 · January 5, 2017

These things just get worse and worse.

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/282307485105?_trksid=p2062857.m570.l5999&_trkparms=gh1g%3DI282307485105.N36.S2

4,256 · January 5, 2017

Philibusmo hurry back. for your new lover.

Cheap and supposed to be good.

Needs a windscreen but I know that

you know where there is a supply.

Auction ends tomorrow so hurry.

$500.00 start, no bids. buy now $800.00

http://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/used-cars/renault/auction-1232135158.htm

108,850 · January 5, 2017

Great job!

Wow, I can choose? What an offer!

Nothing easier than sourcing Ford trim parts! Glad that didn't get done during the restoration!

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-Escort-Mk3-Mark-3-1-3L-5-Door-Classic-1986-44850-Miles-Rare-Colour-/142234140938

Price isn't bad, tbf

You didn't award the Numberplate Obfuscation Award!

C718 AKV

âœ“ SORN

âœ— No MOT Expired: 18 October 2014

Vehicle make FORD
Date of first registration July 1986
Year of manufacture 1986
Cylinder capacity (cc) 1296 cc
COâ‚‚Emissions Not available
Fuel type PETROL
Export marker No
Vehicle status SORN in place
Vehicle colour YELLOW

MoT history looks promising and the bumper stuff is indeed available.

Verdict: GIB, ffs!

36,690 · January 5, 2017

You didn't award the Numberplate Obfuscation Award!

C718 AKV

âœ“ SORN

âœ— No MOT Expired: 18 October 2014
Vehicle make FORD
Date of first registration July 1986
Year of manufacture 1986
Cylinder capacity (cc) 1296 cc
COâ‚‚Emissions Not available
Fuel type PETROL
Export marker No
Vehicle status SORN in place
Vehicle colour YELLOW
MoT history looks promising and the bumper stuff is indeed available.

Verdict: GIB, ffs!

Makes the Sierra bASe look a bargain at Â£750.

I didn't think I'd ever say those words.

56,345 · January 5, 2017

Why has that forward control Landrover got a homemade dash with a vintage bus bell button?

The answer is C) beacause its awesome.

56,345 · January 5, 2017

Is it just me, or is this Escort playing Tetris with itself?

2,543 · January 5, 2017

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/vauxhall-nova-/222367671909?hash=item33c6256665:g:w-0AAOSwImRYbVkx

47,368 · January 5, 2017

I had a few cheeky bids on this this week:

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1993-FORD-FIESTA-DIESEL-SVP-/232189662147

M-reg Fiesta 1.8D. Looks quite tidy and only has 60k on it. However it only has 2 months test and the timing belt is broken making it a non-runner (and quite possibly giving it a destroyed cylinder head). In the end it went for Â£270!!!!!! That's about twice what I would have paid. Presumably we'll see it back on again in a few days.

87,943 · January 5, 2017

RS1600i replica with a Zetec motor.

requires about 8 patches of welding

AND?

6 small patches

AND???

2 slightly larger patches

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-Escort-XR3-1982-RS1600i-Replica-rs-turbo-s1-alloys-cosworth-steering-wh-/132055007822?hash=item1ebf17824e:g:2EwAAOSwZQRYani-

eBay tat volume 3.

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