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richardmorris Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

richardmorris

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I think this estimate is rather optimistic too.

http://www.angliacarauctions.co.uk/en/classic-auctions/latest-classic-car-catalogue/saturday-28th-january-2017/1988-citroen-2cv-6-special-490-miles-from-new/

 

http://www.angliacarauctions.co.uk/media/6136119/img_2562.jpg

 

It needs from the pics, five tyres, the bootlid, bonnet hinge and vent flap, bumpers and headlamps, and a roof. Probably all rubber parts and a full service. Probably at least £2000 of work before painting.

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Alexg Rank: Lancia Gamma

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Pissing Nora that Escort bloke is a fruitcake. I thought it was one of those best offer takes it listings, with a nominal £20k listing price. But...

 

 

What price do you put on something that nobody else has got that's going up in value and is a safer place to put your money than the bank in an ISA?
To my mind it's got to be worth the same as a entry level version of its more infamous counterpart, namely the ESCORT COSWORTH currently going for anything from £30k to £60k so I've priced this at £20k

 

Mentalist.

 

 

Edit, here's another one for sale. Took 5 minutes the blaggard. Still eye-watering, but not quite as loopy, £7500

 

http://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C823720

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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'had the butterflies taken out of the manerfold so they wont brake'

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/mgzt-/272512671991?hash=item3f730560f7:g:EbIAAOSwo4pYb-x-​

 

 

 

All told it's a pretty hopeless advert (no mention of engine size, how much MOT or mileage etc) but there's probably some life in the old dog yet. 

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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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His dog looks like that mega annoying twat off the Safestyle adverts

 

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/PEUGEOT-106-ZEST-3-XL-DIESEL-1-5L-5-DOOR-2-OWNERS-1998-91K-RCL-SROOF-MOT-04-/132056404875?hash=item1ebf2cd38b:g:UdsAAOSw2xRYb8V6

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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Lancia Gammy

 

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Lancia-Gamma-Coupe-2500-i-e-5-spd-manual-/332083922738?hash=item4d51be8732:g:ptEAAOSwnHZYbBwa

 

 

Almost certain this is in Kingston (London) as I took a photo of it when visiting my parents

Felly Magic Rank: Isuzu Florian

Felly Magic

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Piss taker here, £2500 for a Cav that's had a punt up the arse, and needs tail lights, rear bumper and feck knows what else

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1988-VAUXHALL-CAVALIER-L-WHITE-ONLY-66-000-miles-very-slight-accident-damage/322378753329?_trksid=p2047675.c100005.m1851&_trkparms=aid%3D222007%26algo%3DSIC.MBE%26ao%3D2%26asc%3D40760%26meid%3D77fa5091866e407aa637a230f3fb533d%26pid%3D100005%26rk%3D6%26rkt%3D6%26sd%3D152384831756

Pillock Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Pillock

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/LAMBORGHINI-DIABLO-VT-GT-R-REPLICA-KIT-CAR-PROJECT-F355-F430-COUNTACH-MURCIELAGO-/132047430911

 

It's like one of them fake toy cars where they've not got the rights to make the real thing, so it's a LUMAGONI DOUBLO or something.

Except this is 1:1 scale and £17 bags of very odd looking sand.

 

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(Spoiler: It's the inevitable MR2 underneath, except it's got a few foot of scaffolding to make it longer)

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Pillock Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Pillock

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/LHD-JDM-Honda-Concerto-car-project-track-car-d-series-H-series-LSD-/182412958695

 

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LHD JDM Honda Concerto

 

How can it be JDM and LHD at the same time then? Is there another Japan nestled somewhere between Spain and Portugal that drive on the other side of the road?

Also, it's ruined and it's £1800

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Pillock Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Pillock

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Hey, everyone loves a Lanos right? Nice cheap runaround

 

the car is complete  in full working order

 

Great!

 

bodywork has a few dings and scratches also bumpers, oli and coolant leaking

 

Erm, OK. I'm sure we can work around that.

 

also new air filter, brake pads, thermostat, new water cooler

winx-7-series-countertop-bottled-water-c ??

 

!!! Local pickup only, cash on collection !!!

 

Oh right, how much and where from?

 

£550 BIN

IN SLOVENIA

 

FRO.

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Alexg Rank: Lancia Gamma

Alexg

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/ford-orion-1-6-cvh-classic-blue-/152386043763

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/SPLIFFY-retro-Vintage-90s-Bomber-jacket-Brand-New-size-medium-/272511532860

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/CLASSIC-VAUXHALL-ASTRA-BELMONT-MODIFIED-2-0-8V-GTE-SLEEP-TRACKDAY-RETRO-CUSTOM-/291993337344

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Vintage-1993-DS-Nike-Air-Max-93-New-in-Box-US-8-Eur-41-180-Structure-Jordan-/152355043731

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/RENAULT-19-16V-PHASE-1-RESTORATION-PROJECT-DEPOSIT-TAKEN-AWAITING-COLLECTION-/272507575953

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Old-skool-Dreamscape-record-bag-DJ-bag-Raves-old-skool-Hardcore-/322328344827

 

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Skizzer Rank: Isuzu Florian

Skizzer

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Lancia Gammy

 

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Lancia-Gamma-Coupe-2500-i-e-5-spd-manual-/332083922738?hash=item4d51be8732:g:ptEAAOSwnHZYbBwa

 

 

Almost certain this is in Kingston (London) as I took a photo of it when visiting my parents

WHOA.

 

Think it's more Bexleyheath way actually, which isn't to say it wasn't visiting Kingston.

 

This has been haunting my dreams since I missed out on it last time. Wish me luck.

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