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Ross_K

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retrogeezer Rank: Renault 16

retrogeezer

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Is that one of those folding minis that you can take on the train?

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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I bet £849 the '£850 number plate' isn't worth it.

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/vw-jetta-1-3- ... 35c1bdd3be

 

'SORRY ABOUT RELISTING BUT I JUST FOUND OUT THE NUMBER PLATE IS WORTH £850'

 

KIW 8789 is worth £850 and you relisted the car because of that?

Verdict: Stay away from sharp objects.

morris_ital_lover Rank: Citroen Ami

morris_ital_lover

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I bet £849 the '£850 number plate' isn't worth it.

KIW 8789 is worth £850 and you relisted the car because of that?

Verdict: Stay away from sharp objects.

 

If that number plate is worth £850 then the population of N.Ireland are sitting on a fucking gold mine when it comes to slightly different numberplates which almost give you words....

Wilko220 Rank: Renault 16

Wilko220

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'RARE PRE-PRODUCTION BMW MINI 4X4. ONLY THIS CAR IS SMALLER, LESS STUPID AND LESS EMBARASSING'

 

Cheers Cav - I haven't laughed that much in quite a while!

Spiny Norman Rank: Lancia Gamma

Spiny Norman

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Datsun Cherry. Bit crusty for £500 I'd have thought... :?

 

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cort16 Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

cort16

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Right then, lets get some old shite posted up.

 

A Tr7 with a sprint engine. Looks alright for £800 although I'd look like a right twat driving around in it so would probably cobble together a hard top out of a bit of my old shed roof or some egg boxes.

 

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http://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/triumph-tr7-convertible-1980-red-with-dolomite-sprint-20-ltr-16v-engine/1003648463

 

Two words for you

 

DREAM

MACHINE

 

Check out the M3 style speed holes on the wings. If you're driving this you know you're winning.

 

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http://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/03-kia-magentis-25-v6-se-sports-h-matic-62k/113318912

Spiny Norman Rank: Lancia Gamma

Spiny Norman

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Is it wrong to want a Magentis so much? :oops:

 

Mazda 626 coop, not seen one for ages.

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cort16 Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

cort16

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Holy shit this advert will make your brain bleed.

 

Here's a sample

 

So here I was thinking my worst days were behind me with the perfect red(ish) Vectra when one day whilst driving down the road I notice there is no petrol, in fact there is no lights, in fact my dash board doesnt work!!!! What now i ask myself. So as I get out the car to investigate I find that my dash comes backon...Marvellous, only a momentary issue.

 

Then next day its off again, this time after the success of yesterday I open the door, again the dash comes on. From now on I drive the vehicle until the dash goes and at every stop or traffic lights I open the door to get it working again. After some time this is getting a bit ridiculous so fortunately my car sends me in the right direction.....It breaks down!!!! Bad you may ask??? No, I put the hazards on and hey presto the dash works!! I can stop opening the door now.

 

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2003-VAUXHALL-VECTRA-LS-16V-RED-/190755679513?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item2c69ecad19

cort16 Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

cort16

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What is it? Part of me (the stupid part) was considering snaffling that up?

Wilko220 Rank: Renault 16

Wilko220

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I think EP means a transmission fault. However, mine displayed it once when it had a flat battery and nothing else wrong, so I wouldn't necessarily rule it out without further enquiries. Not sure if the "Err" means anything specific I'm afraid.

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