eBay tat volume 3.

131,673 · November 4, 2012

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3.6k · November 4, 2012

Anorak mode:- despite what it says on the log book, that is a 500F not a D. The D was the earlier suicide door model that went out of production in 1965 with the smaller 479cc engine and various other differences. The D is also much more expensive these days!

24,452 · November 4, 2012

http://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-moto ... /112959498

This is a bargain at Ã‚Â£600. You just need an Allegro to bolt the 1380 turbo bits into.

23,751 · November 4, 2012

?????

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/VINTAGE-MERCEDES-BENZ-W123-118-Classic-Car-Insurance-BARGAIN-NO-RESERVE/271093938291

Girls not included and for illustration purposes only.

Hilarious, I am sure you will all agree.

CLASSIC CAR INSURANCE - ONLY Ã‚Â£118/Year!

Really? That's fucking brilliant. I currently live in Kabul and my insurance is Ã‚Â£179,265 for my mini metro. Will be a bit of a saving if I buy this.

T190k miles with Lots of Service History - will go on for years

My auntie bought a cars with lots of service history but it blew up shortly after she bought it. Something to do with an article she was writing about the IRA or some such thing.

Er...there is nothing about this cunt not being included. If he came with it I would have to bludgeon him to death and use his skin to re-cover the seats.

The Front Seats are a little damage but not as bad as some I have seen

23,751 · November 5, 2012

This looks like a bit of a bargain. I know they don't go for much but even so Ã‚Â£450 BIN sounds okay to me.

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1976-RELIANT-SCIMITAR-GTE-AUTO-BEIGE-BROWN-/110972559600

23,751 · November 5, 2012

As does this at Ã‚Â£495 BIN:

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1986-RELIANT-SCIMITAR-SS1-BLUE-5-SPEED-/230876811386

32,498 · November 5, 2012

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/vauhall-caval ... 4d0699e772

unique the only one in the world

Thank fuck for that, especially once you see the interior!

131,673 · November 5, 2012

Take your 'rims' and fuck off

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-Cortina- ... 1e74245b47

An otherwise pretty nice looking car partially ruined by stupid wheels and a hopeless advert.

3,600 · November 5, 2012

Mong Tea Go Turbo yo

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/MG-Montego-Tu ... 337d73e2ec

44,568 · November 5, 2012

Anorak mode:- despite what it says on the log book, that is a 500F not a D. The D was the earlier suicide door model that went out of production in 1965 with the smaller 479cc engine and various other differences. The D is also much more expensive these days!

They're also horrible. Some small cars are fun but in my experience, the 500 is just slow and vastly overvalued.

131,673 · November 5, 2012

You've got a point there, Ian. My mum had a 126 and it was cock shatteringly fucking terrible. But at least the 500 looks nice.

November 5, 2012

I had one of those Scooby saloons, a 1.8GLSE Auto in metallic blue (and rust). Paid the princely sum of Ã‚Â£127 for it on Fleabay and sold it for Ã‚Â£200 not realising how rare it was. Cracking little car too.

CJ

November 5, 2012

Check out this bloated munter! 4L Fairlane, rhd, ex-undertakers. You could wedge a stiff horse in there, with room for the grieving mare & foals up front. No bids at a grand.

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/FORD-FAIRLANE ... 3ccc205d8b

32,498 · November 5, 2012

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/A-very-good-e ... 337d91246b

A professionally resprayed Golf by Mr. Stevie Wonder Esq.

27,066 · November 5, 2012

I'd love one of these but prices are mental

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Classic-Fiat- ... 2324ce7673

I was offered one of these years ago for Ã‚Â£250 to stop it rotting on a driveway. I declined due to lack of license and lack of storage but wish I hadn't.

All it needed was 4 new tyres and a bit of a service. Still, at 6ft2 it would have been a squeeze to drive it

7,078 · November 5, 2012

I think this may have been incorrectly listed, anyway, it's a cheap motor that's been slightly abused ... MOT July 2013, Tax end Dec, it's 1.5 as well so cheap tax bracket ... Ã‚Â£319 BIN

32,498 · November 5, 2012

http://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C344517

Now this looks like a bargain, decent mileage, long mot and tax all for only Ã‚Â£350 ono, get it before the drift twats get it., also check the interior, flat cap, AA map and orthopedic seat cover FTW.

9,989 · November 5, 2012

WhyTF do they keep changing the bloody listing format? I just spent five minutes searching for the WATCH button. FFS.

They must have a whole floor of eGay HQ dedicated to dreaming up innovative* new features. Twunts. [/grump]

Have a Trabant - maybe the same one seen at Crich and/or Chodley. Haven't bothered checking.

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/TRABANT-601S-/150938903299

32,498 · November 5, 2012

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1990-BMW-318I ... 2c69a031f8

Apparently this is a genuine 47000 mile example but

There is no service history

Still Ã‚Â£495 is cheap enough.

32,498 · November 5, 2012

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1992-VAUXHALL ... 43b573053a

Make a impression with this tidy, cheap Expression. Ã‚Â£495.

131,673 · November 5, 2012

Sorry for itself looking Viva

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/VAUXHALL-VIVA ... 337d9342ea

For those anorak reg. plate spotters amongst us this was quite possibly registered quite close to the Ellesmere Port plant.

131,673 · November 5, 2012

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/vw-rat-slamme ... 2324d7edb8

'THIS BUG IS A BIT OF A RAT MONSTER WITH A FEW COUSTOM BIT LIKE THE DECK NUMBER PLATE HOLDER AND SUNVISOR'

Nice one Captain Coxafloppin, it takes a genius to No-More-Nails a pissing skateboard to the boot, 1,109/7.

131,673 · November 5, 2012

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/VW-GOLF-1-4-M ... 27ccad6077

'WELL THE SHOWS ARE STARTING NOW AND THIS CAR WOULD LOOK GREAT IN THEM'

Yeah, well in there Seamus O'Tarmacknob. This would actually win top prize in E-SPAZZER FEST, get it entered quick.

32,498 · November 5, 2012

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/ford-diamond- ... 4abe2f4133

ford diamond very rare only one in the world, This is a priceless vehicle

"Shine on you crazy diamond"

9,238 · November 5, 2012

advert states.
must be seen cool

why's that does it overheat ?

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/ford-granada- ... 1e742aec8f

9,238 · November 5, 2012

The jean genie lives on his back,

the jean genie loves chimney stacks

he's outrageous he screams and he bawls

the jean genie let yourself go.

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/GILBERN-GENIE ... 2a252b2406

not really the owners fault as half the parts got pinched.

9,989 · November 5, 2012

Hey, this looks a bit posh:

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll? ... 1123776905

88,142 · November 5, 2012

Hello sweet cheeks

http://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/1988-ford-granada-scorpio-i/112752203#gallery-item-full-3

23,751 · November 5, 2012

GR6.7 for getting back from the pub.

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Off-road-Go-Kart-4HP-Honda-Engine-TLC-Project-No-Reserve-/330819050182

7,078 · November 5, 2012

When was the last time you saw one of these on the road?

I do think these look very, very nice, but it would take someone a lot braver than me to take this on (just missing engine and gearbox).

eBay tat volume 3.

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