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skattrd Rank: Lancia Gamma

skattrd

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I think theres a pretty good chance that Seat gets it's engine nicked by the VW boys. Unless I'm mistaken the 150bhp motors were the VW ABF lump, which is pretty decent and coming from a lowish mileage auto should mean its in reasonable nick.

Mr_Bo11ox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Mr_Bo11ox

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N-reg seems very late for one of those, even if it does sound like a golf

trigger Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

trigger

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It's Ex-Military and it's Left hand drive, Bit like those Moggy Minor Travellers you sometimes see on a V plate.

KruJoe Rank: Lancia Gamma

KruJoe

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I found that Croma too, Phil. Looks pretty good for a £200, 20 year old, 160k mile Fiat. It's red too, how has that not pogweaseled?

 

 

Be quick on this:

 

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Three hours left, and not beyond a save at £102.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/120994170494

wuvvum Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

wuvvum

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Can't see this hanging about for long. Diesel Citroën C15, needs a couple of bits of welding for a test, £160 BIN.

 

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Mr_Bo11ox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Mr_Bo11ox

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Iknow we've had this once before, but its just so ace, lets se it again.

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ferrari-F430- ... 0826121978

 

Unlike other versions of the car, this has been based on an actual Ferrari F430 and is 100% accurate outside

 

IS IT FUCK! ANY HALF-BLIND HUNCHBACKED CRETIN CAN SEE FROM THE PHOTOS THAT IT IS NOT! YOU ARE A RAVING IDIOT!

 

Item location: Wigan
Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Hey, cast your peepers over this naughty bottomed maternal parent fornicator

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/MORRIS-1000-P ... 3f1d6c8e9f

 

A decent bit of effort seems to have gone into this, though the end results could transpire to be effing awful. Anyhow the biggest problem is not actually finishing it off, but giving it a name afterwards. Given that all the tosspot piloted modern 'lifestyle' choice crewcab wank mobiles are called 'Warrior' or 'Animal' etc this should have a far more suitable name such as Morris 'Awfully Nice' or Minor 'Jolly Good Show'. Also instead of driving right up everybody's arse end, flashing your lights and looking/behaving like a total twat you could just bumble round waving people out of side streets and not parking on the kerb outside the kid's school.

Guest

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How long you got?

The world on a plate.

Takeaways, flat screen TVs, iphone 5s taken as necessary items but we is in a recession innit.

drum Rank: Renault 16

drum

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am gonna be as honest as i can here so i am gonna tell you whats rong with it
tinted lights
apart from what i have said the car is sound and got years left in it if you weld it

car turns heads evary ware it goes

i could brake car and make more than £1000
open to offers

no silly offers

 

£3.50?

 

http://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-moto ... /111984120

Negative Creep Rank: Lancia Gamma

Negative Creep

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How long you got?

The world on a plate.

Takeaways, flat screen TVs, iphone 5s taken as necessary items but we is in a recession innit.

 

 

Don't even get me started. I think I might start burning out cars once I'm bored of them so I can save the torture of trying to sell it

CreepingJesus Rank: Renault 16

CreepingJesus

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Good God, that Cav is a honey.

 

Have we had this one yet?

 

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R4, stripped out to save weight at Knochill track day. Hang on, that can't be right...

Still, test 'til January, rent 'til the end of the month, and two new wings.

 

Anyone fancy a Bombay Bad Boy?

 

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'90 (i.e Indian made) Henfield, with plenty of T+T. Comes with free random phrase generator, including such all-time classics as; 'Good old British spunk', 'I remember when all this was fields, son', 'Bloody Japanese bikes, they'll never catch on', and 'That Bob McIntyre, now he was a proper racer'. You can buy your own pipe and moustache wax.

AeroNautiCal Rank: BL Wedge

AeroNautiCal

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^^^ Carrier mounted behind the rear axle to ensure interesting handling when loaded...

Skizzer Rank: Isuzu Florian

Skizzer

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Fiat Croma twin cam

How has that not pogweaseled?

 

Sadly it has Pogweaseled:

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The magic of an 'eBay polish' with a hose.

 

Still very nice though. Mr Bickle had one like this - fancy another, Nigel?

 

 

While we're on Fiats, have we had this one?

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