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Rusty_Rocket Rank: Citroen Ami

Rusty_Rocket

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Some knobber named Wayne bought this within 6 hours of it being posted. I thought I was being polite to wait until the morning rather than calling at 11.30pm.

 

It's now back on gumtree with shitter photos and a poorly worded advert for a cool £850.

 

Be warned- this ad contains all the 'timewarp' bollocks that'll make you want to punch the amateur 'weela-deala' seller.

 

http://www.gumtree.com/p/saab/retro-saab-900is-spotless-car-time-warp-condtion-rare/1125270995

 

Hi Wayne, meet Mr Tax man.  Mr Tax Man, meet Wayne  :-D

  • Banger Kenny, Coprolalia, BorniteIdentity and 1 other
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Coprolalia Rank: Renault 16

Coprolalia

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This is looks like a C.Diff patient shits - all green and bloaty

 

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However, it has XUD9TE with only 58k, 12 months MOT, one owner from new with all service history.

For £795.

 

http://www.gumtree.com/p/citroen/citroen-xsara-estate-turbo-diesel-58k-miles-from-new-s-plate/1125008834

 

 

 

 

Edit: I also realised I used to work in this village's practice round the corner, and that merc in the background consequently hasn't moved in 4 years.

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Ghosty Rank: Talbot Tagora

Ghosty

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A 306 estate dizzler's shown up on my manor for £395 firm.

However it's X reg, so doesn't that mean it's HDI?

 

Let me know if anyone wants the details.

spike60 Rank: Renault 16

spike60

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I'm strangely drawn to these though I have no use for one. This one looks ok.

 

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I posted this yesterday when the price was £1450, quite a lot for a Panda I thought. Today it's not £1450, it's £4500! WTF?

  • mouseflakes and brickwall
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mouseflakes Rank: Renault 16

mouseflakes

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I posted this yesterday when the price was £1450, quite a lot for a Panda I thought. Today it's not £1450, it's £4500! WTF?

 

WTF indeed.

 

Here's one that's still just about in touch with planet Earth...

 

http://www.gumtree.com/p/fiat/classic-fiat-panda-sisley-4x4-long-mot-great-little-classic-/1124992114

 

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spike60 Rank: Renault 16

spike60

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Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, they say. An "improved" 260z.

 

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skattrd Rank: Lancia Gamma

skattrd

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That yellow Delta HPE is my old one ... I never really gelled with it, I should have kept the Thema I had with the same engine.

  • Aston Martin and pompei
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Coprolalia Rank: Renault 16

Coprolalia

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Motherflipper.

 

CHEERRRRRRRIIIIESSS!!!

 

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Same seller, same story, you wait ages and two come along at once.

"barn find, used every day up until two years ago when seller gave up his licence"

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/252026809025?_trksid=p2060353.m1438.l2649&ssPageName=STRK%3AMEBIDX%3AIT- £400

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/datsun-cherry-barn-find-classic-/252026818200?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_3&hash=item3aadf80e98 -£300

 

Shit. Lost.

  • Junkman and anonymous user
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Duke O Smiley Rank Morris Ital

Duke O Smiley

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That yellow Delta HPE is my old one ... I never really gelled with it, I should have kept the Thema I had with the same engine.

I was going to import one from France next month until I quoted the VRT. Eye watering 

anonymous user Rank: Isuzu Florian

anonymous user

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1985-Land-Rover-88-4-CYL-DIESEL-Ex-MILITARY-VEHICLE-/311385799351?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_3&hash=item48800a3ab7

 

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I can imagine the thinking behind that rear window conversion "Bugger I've broken the rear window, they must be really difficult to get hold of, I know, I'll just cut this piece out of the side of a caravan and shove it in there."

mercrocker Rank: Isuzu Florian

mercrocker

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Which branch of the Military had that, then? 13th CatFlap Division?

Skizzer Rank: Isuzu Florian

Skizzer

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I like the axe-shaped hole in the tailgate, too.  Sadly it appears to have been made from the outside, or that would definitely betoken an interesting story.

 

 

Edit:  Do people still say 'betoken'?  Or am I just stuck in the 18th Century?

  • mercrocker and BorniteIdentity
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matto Rank Morris Ital

matto

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Never seen one of these before.

 

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Linky

 

Has that had a massive rear end shunt... or do they all come like that sir?

garethj Rank: Isuzu Florian

garethj

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How's your artistic eye?  Mine's alright; I can paint skirting boards and care enough not to get paint on the carpet and I can sometimes judge what colour shirt goes with my trousers.  But I know my limitations, if someone asked me to paint a portrait it would look like the person was in the early stages of having a stroke.

 

What if your artistic eye was terrible, what if your eye was like Marty Feldman's?  You wouldn't attempt to style your own car, would you?

 

Someone did.  If this is what a Derby Bentley looks like to you, I suggest you throw away the glasses and go straight for the golden retriever and white stick.

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Bentley-Derby-1937-replica-not-Morgan-JBA-falcon-Jaguar-Panther-/171860658905?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_3&hash=item2803b18ad9

 

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This one is better, I remember reading about these GTOs based on a 240Z when I was about 17.  Looked pretty good but the idea of basing a kit car on something difficult to find was a bit puzzling, perhaps that's why they never sold many?

 

But it's still a bit of a looker, perhaps the best thing about it is you could drive it looking like that on the outside, faded paint and all.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/FERRARI-250-GTO-REPLICA-UNFINISHED-RESTORATION-PROJECT-/121705526420?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_3&hash=item1c5636f494

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Looks like the bloke who made the Derby Bentley had a go at this version

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/ferrari-250-gto-replica-/141713734185?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_3&hash=item20fecbfa29

 

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