eBay tat volume 3.

[willswitchengage]

 

as you can see from the pics there is still a bit of work needing doing to the craft

 

Ah, it's all so clear to me now

[willswitchengage]

[Morgan84]

Billy 2 Rivers Autos proudly present: Um heep biggum pile of shittum.

 

Thanks for that Cavette;you just gave me several minutes of pure laughing pleasure !

[pompei]

That white thing looks like a snow plough.

[Mr_Bo11ox]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/ford-cortina- ... 1150335460

 

HOTTER even than a naked baked bean paddling pool fight between Geri Halliwell and Lisa out of Steps!!!! PHEW WHAT A SCORCHER

[Shep Shepherd]

^

Ooooooh!

[Volksy]

I recon that 'Tina State will undergo some 'Minor paint rectification' and end up on a sunny gravel drive in the near future.

[Morgan84]

I wonder if the doctor would like a Proton That would surely have him catch a cold !

[Cavcraft]

That Cortina is just utterly ace. I'd be slightly worried about the paint sprayer and mechanic with his fully equipped garage that hahsn't doen the minor work to get it through a test though.

 

 

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Classic-Hillm ... 23224ed8c9

[Cavcraft]

I think the picture says it all really. Even that spaniel doesn't want to piss on it.

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/MERCEDES-E230 ... 5895d0b662

 

'PRIVATE PLATE AND RALEIGH CHOPPER "NOT" INCLUDED IN SALE'

 

Verdict: SELLER IS A CHOPPER.

[Fritz]

Billy 2 Rivers Autos proudly present: Um heep biggum pile of shittum.

 

Thanks for that Cavette;you just gave me several minutes of pure laughing pleasure !

 

I laughed so much at this that I'm pretty certain a little bit of wee came out, just off to check...

[cort16]

Make a correct lifestyle choice with this All agro estate

 

http://www.classiccarsforsale.co.uk/classic-car-page/176508/1981-austin-allegro/

 

Low mileage 1.1 pop plus with fresh tide mark. I never drove an 1.1 was it any good?

http://www.classiccarsforsale.co.uk/classic-car-page/176374/1985-ford-fiesta/

 

What a colour! Just 800 quid.

http://www.classiccarsforsale.co.uk/classic-car-page/175965/1976-austin-allegro/

 

Cortina Flavoured P100

http://www.classiccarsforsale.co.uk/classic-car-page/175127/1984-ford-p100/

[Mr_Bo11ox]

Heres a few treasures for the FSO lovers:

 

http://moto.allegro.pl/polonez-borewicz ... 84196.html

1978 model, about 900 quid I think

 

http://moto.allegro.pl/polonez-cargo-i2598680093.html

STUNNING Polonez cargo, about 500 quid

 

http://otomoto.pl/polonez-1-6-C25758766.html

WHAT IS THIS I DONT EVEN 950 quid

 

http://moto.allegro.pl/karawan-polonez- ... 55518.html

GR8 4 CONVERTING 2 MOBILE FISHMONGERS, 600 quid

 

http://moto.allegro.pl/radiowoz-policyj ... 33284.html

ex motorway 'pursuit' car, £300 (he's got a field full of the bastards)

 

http://otomoto.pl/polonez-1-5-C24967141.html

this 1988 model is the 'grail' of Polonez's i reckon, love the four headlighs and the black strip across the top.

again this one's about 600 quid which seems like a fuggin BARG, i might chat up my Polish neighbour about getting one of these mofo's.

[Cavcraft]

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/ASTON-MARTIN- ... 2ec1bcf6cd

 

'I HAVE SEEN THE SAME WING SECTION AT GOODWOOD FOR 3000 EUROS'

 

So you thought you'd knock some wank bit of metal up and charge the same? 1.3/27.

[Jon]

Seems that the Retro Metal event that Merc is advertising was something not to be missed:

 

 

See how many depressing elements of life you can tick off from a single photo.

[Cavcraft]

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/PEUGEOT-504-S ... 2a22d28563

 

Nice, but £3,500!

[Cavcraft]

This is a bit different like but it's something of an ugly bastard imho

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1972-LANCIA-F ... 23224f19e8

[Cavcraft]

Here's one of those rare 'S' Granadas, but sadly it's an auto and has leather instead of the original Recaros

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/FORD-GRANADA- ... 19d534ddff

 

Needs some TRX tyres too.

[Volksy]

Blimey £16.5k for a pink Fulvia

 

Granted its a rarer Zagato, but you could pick up a HF for that. Hope it sells, so I can ask more for mine and H.Imps one!

[HillmanImp]

This is a bit different like but it's something of an ugly bastard imho

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1972-LANCIA-F ... 23224f19e8

 

That interior is fabulous.

 

 

The rear of them looks great in my opinion, the front is a bit hmmm.

[face]

 

PLUS

 

 

EQUALS

 

0 - 60 around 7 seconds

 

FOR

 

Classified ad price: £2,000.00

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1983-Ford-Sierra-Ghia-24V-Cosworth-auto-/190723344706?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item2c67ff4942

 

It's an ARGH-JIM-LAD-O-MATIC to boot.

[face]

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Volkswagen-Classic-Barn-find-condition-K70-/280963967120?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item416ac1e890

[Luxobarges_Are_Us]

 

http://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/ ... ?logcode=p

 

700 notes for an immaculate, 43k mile Cosworth-engined beast. I was ready to jump onto the next train to Birmingham. Unsurprisingly, it has already sold despite having been marketed in a very inconspicuous way.

[Alexg]

I've been looking long and hard at this 'immaculate' Marina in 'showroom condition'. Usually the photos flatter a car but the paintwork I can see in these leave me feeling underwelmed. It could well just be the camera or perhaps it is povo-respray nastiness? Either way, how do you trust a description from someone who's clearly pissed or unwell....

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1977-MORRIS-M ... 416ab64a43

1-8 SUPPER

Yum!

outside is out standing, inside is instanding, underneath is understanding, And the engine well I,ll leave that to your imagination

er.. enginestanding?

[messerschmitt owner]

http://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-moto ... 1000929533

Lovely original Citroen BX 1.9 GTI as mad as a box of frogs and delightful to drive and own.

 

There is a very extensive history file with this car and various spares that I have accumulated.

 

The car drives excellently, goes like a GTI is meant to, stops well, the suspension raises and lowers as it’s meant to, absolutely no complaints with the car at all.

 

Couple of faults with the car: rust on the window pillars the only place on the car, cracks in the windscreen at the bottom which do not affect the MOT and I broke the heating control knob on the dash, tried to turn it too far.

 

Alas, so many cars so little time, it has to go unfortunately.

 

Any questions just ask.

 

MOT to May 13

Road Tax to 31.12.12

 

[dollywobbler]

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Volkswagen-Classic-Barn-find-condition-K70-/280963967120?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item416ac1e890

 

Sorry for the pic repeat but why has this 'barn find' got what looks like a brand new number plate on it? It's the only bit that doesn't look like it's been in a barn for a decade...

[Spiny Norman]

Teeny tiny Honda.

You can always tell a really small car when it's barely three number plates wide!

 

[Mash]

Teeny tiny Honda.

You can always tell a really small car when it's barely three number plates wide!

 

That's a late one, didn't realise they were still making them in 1972.

[skattrd]

Not an AS car really, but a 944 Turbo with MOT until May next year £2250 BIN seems damn cheap to me.

 

[Pillock]

I beg to differ.

A metallic beige 944 has Autoshite written all over it!