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WAHEY! Here's how to customise something

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Bedford-CF-Cu ... 416aacc347

 

'it plays 'close encounters of the third kind' in the front grill'

 

SOLD!

 

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SOZ M8, CARNT BYE THS COZ MY WIFE AS 2 GO 2 HOSPICAL 4 A STRAPADICKTOME AN SHE CULDNT GET IN2 THE VAN.

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LNA is alright, but I do hate sellers who spend more time telling bidders what to do if they win it, or how to not bid at all than tell you much about the car. Also, what's the point of putting not spares or repairs in the secondary title? As if someone looking for a breaker is going to find that by accident and say "you know what, rather than buying a project, I'll buy the least pretty example of the Samba/104/LNA trio."

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Hey, I passed a red Saab 96 in full rally guise on the A1 today! Sounded GR9.

 

I mustard mitt, the LNA listing was a tiresome read. There was a clue at the top:

Item location: DORKING

 

 

In other news, this looks fapping ace, and surprisingly fresh in this colour:

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However, it's suffering the usual:

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1991-ALFA-ROM ... 0816648894

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I have literally just pissed myself laughing at that CF 'custom van', i havent clicked the link but i'm hoping its got a wanky rover v8 from a land rover (low compression) to increase the fuel consumption to space shuttle-levels whilst reducing performance compared to the 2.3 OHC that GM put in there. WHAT A HOPELESS SHITTER!

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The CF

I have put some more pictures on showing the interior and noticed that there is a hole in the wheel arch behind the door. There is some paint bubbling in places and a bolt has come out of one of the door handles, so because of all this no reserve.

LOL, just those reasons hey?

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Here's what's possibly Mr CF's brother trying to offload a Nova with a smoke detector glued to the bonnet

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/MODIFIED-VAUX ... 416aac2b09

 

'I NEED THE CAR SOLD A.S.A.P I NEED THE SPADE'

 

It's a shovel you need. Right round the back of your head somewhere in the middle of Delamere Forest at 3.30am.

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Nice, honest Mondy. Full set of those uber cool Whirlpool trims too.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1993-L-Ford-M ... 133wt_1186

 

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Grand Espace V6. Is there a shiter way to achieve 16 MPG? I want another.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2002-RENAULT- ... 888wt_1186

 

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Look at this for scaring the shit outta people when the lights turn green!! I'd stick a TD badge on it!

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Peugeot-406-3 ... 1107wt_984

 

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I fancy the pants off these. Bloody cheap too. Only a 3.2 V6 though please.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2003-VAUXHALL ... 040wt_1186

 

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Hey, that Mondeo is quite FIT-assuming it's not the wanky V6 that is.

 

 

TRIBUTE TO PAT COLLINS, KING OF THE SHOWMEN. PAT SOLD 300 BUMPER CARS PER WEEK, RIP SOLJA.

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/VAUXHALL-NOVA ... 19d51da2f4

 

'BAD BOY BONNET'

 

Is that like the automotive equivelant of the 'naughty step'? Only I reckon you could quite easily get your errant 17 year old kid to start behaving just by threatening to turn their car into an UNADULTERATED BISCUIT BOX OF BOLLOCK BOILS like this one.

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IT's GOT IT'S OWN NUMBERPLATE!

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/HEAVILY-MODIF ... 27cad8d067

 

'It also come with its own private Number Plate.....N1 9OLO...which stands for number 1 Polo. (Just in case)'

 

Just in case what? Oh wait, according to the internet ...'

'OLO is a social game of skill and strategy. ... OLO. OLO is available on the App Store now! Play video. Features. Two player; Four player; Online multi-player'

 

Except he's quite clearly been playing with himself. Perhaps he's been cracking one off so frequently he's now 19 in the Olo on-line gamers league?

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Nice, honest Mondy. Full set of those uber cool Whirlpool trims too.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1993-L-Ford-M ... 133wt_1186

 

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Anorak mode - Those hubcaps were off the GLX trim level models;many LX models got 'upgraded' to look better in the days when a Mondeo was worth getting excited over if you were a company car driver

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