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http://www.leboncoin.fr/voitures/363793151.htm?ca=20_s

 

500 euro for this SEAT Ronda with 'old boy' paintwork touch-ups, its only just over the channel so easy to repatriate.... I might give the lad a ring in a fortnight with an insulting offer. ignition switch is jiggered, that'll be fun finding a replacement!

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That Ronda's more than a bit Stradaish. Is there any relation?

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http://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/rover-600ti/1000857661

 

 

I quite fancy a 600ti as I always though the 600 was a good looking car.

 

This one's had some work done.

 

high lift cams

intercooler

dump value

boost gauge

 

needs 2 tyres

 

Fronts you recon?

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I wonder what 3rd rate, 9th division footballer comissioned this heap of shit?

 

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/VW-PHAETON-W1 ... 2a21a53227

 

'Niel Melliard, by far the best pinstripper'

 

Quite handy when the person having the work done is a NEEDLE DICK.

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Before I commit to suggesting the seller of this car isn't the greatest, I'm going to try and find out if he's the fucker that sold me a BX a few yaers back that was hopelessly not as described.

 

He is the one I bought my first Allegro off. He failed to mention the extremely smokey engine, the leaking radiator or the leaking clutch cylinder!

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Oh, squiggly line...

 

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2004-mg-zr-1- ... 19d502a70a

 

'every1 notices you'

 

...are a complete bellend? Have an incredibly small cock? Have appeared on Jeremy Vine? Think it's against the law to have sex outside of your family?

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...what's wrong with this mains inlet?

 

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That's right boys and girls, when you pull the plug out you'll have a nice handful of exposed mains pins...

 

I'm not sure I get what the problem is. Looks to me like the same sort of connector you use to hook a caravan up to the mains. So long as you shut off the mains first it's perfectly safe, shirley?

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Before I commit to suggesting the seller of this car isn't the greatest, I'm going to try and find out if he's the fucker that sold me a BX a few yaers back that was hopelessly not as described.

 

He is the one I bought my first Allegro off. He failed to mention the extremely smokey engine, the leaking radiator or the leaking clutch cylinder!

 

Prob. the same bloke then. It was years back now, I think the listing ended at £41.00 (or some ridiculously small amount) and various spares that were supposed to come with the car didn't, it wasn't running and there was a mice nest in the engine bay. Aside from the latter I reckon he'd spied his arse about not getting the price he wanted. I didn't collect it myself hence not realising until too late.

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/ROVER-620-GSI ... 0878547733

 

CAR BEEN IN TOP GEAR SHOW- TOP GEAR AWARDS and BBC AWARDS FOR KEEPING BRITAIN ALIVE

 

HYDRAULIC- YOU CAN BRING CAR LOW OR HIGH ...which means you can drive in any road and any weather conditions... worth more than - £2.000

 

I AM A WOLFBAGGING SHITE EATER
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...what's wrong with this mains inlet?

 

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That's right boys and girls, when you pull the plug out you'll have a nice handful of exposed mains pins...

 

I'm not sure I get what the problem is. Looks to me like the same sort of connector you use to hook a caravan up to the mains. So long as you shut off the mains first it's perfectly safe, shirley?

 

There is nothing wrong with that connector, no mains pins are ever exposed...these are the same leads used to hook up campers etc

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:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol: at that Rover 620, what a complete f*cking melon!

 

Sadly the best I can offer in return is this 'custom painted' monstrosity

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Suzuki-GSF-Ba ... 1c2b08d7e2

 

I wonder what went through the mind of someone who woke up one day and decided to have a dolly bird chewing a dog treat surrounded by wine gums painted onto his motorbike tank?

 

 

 

 

*Edit: Joe, no link in the NOVA PORN message.

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Cor, what a fitty

 

Red Ambassador one town away from me.

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1982-AUSTIN-A ... 500wt_1203

 

Good gravy, I am nursing a full on trouser tent over that. 1 town away from me and I have £700 odd kinda burning a hole in my pocket. If only I had the space and didn't already have an Alfa Romeo 156 lined up for insuring in October. Oh what a conundrum.

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