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KruJoe Rank: Lancia Gamma

KruJoe

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Bollocks! I was looking forward to that write-up.

 

Hey, that Volvo 66 would be a right laugh with the oily bits replaced with those from a Cappuccino or summert. It looks like the whole floor might need replacing too though.

HillmanImp Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

HillmanImp

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Price: £750.00 Buy it now

 

The BIN seems to have gone. Did look a quite good deal that, even with the wheels. Hopefully it will sell for £550 although with the great ad I am sure it will go for a lot more. :roll:

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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That Escort looks like (but isn't?) the rather natty 'Eclipse' model. However, even worse than all the shit down the side of that car is the shit in the bottom left corner of the windscreen!

 

 

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/230848800257? ... 1438.l2649

 

'the camper has had a engine change to a 2.8 turbo diesel from a izuzi trooper'

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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(almost) re-enact your favourite* 1970's comedy

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Sprite-Alpine ... 2ec1a16ee7

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1977-VAUXHALL ... 4d04bbb85d

 

'I’ve put a mesh front grill in to make the front end look tidier.'

 

Right up there with 'I've filled my ears and nostrils with alsation excrement to make me more attractive to the ladies'.

cort16 Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

cort16

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Facelifted Rover 75. Loads of cheapo facelift ZT's around but not that many 75's. This one's 895 quid and only done 43k although it has issues, which are absolutely not HGF related. Honest.

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http://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/rover-75-classic-54-registration-895/110838529

 

 

1 Fiat Punto Convertible (I didn't know such a thing existed) with 0 Clutch.

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http://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/fiat-punto-convertible-500-ono/110805606

 

The perfect Autoshite Jag.

 

Odd colour: Check

2.9 Engine: Check

Cloth Interior: Check

Random mechanical problems:

 

2nd slight little miss fire think it needs plugs renewed or cleaned i mean slight missfire its not bad at all ,think its with lack of use ,3rd slight we knocking noise when driving sounds like its from under the drivers dash but havent looked ,its just not long been threw its mot with no advisorys so i doubt its mechanical

 

CHECK

 

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http://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/jaguar-xj6-29-11-months-mot-n-taxed-till-january-offers/110804973

Morgan84 Rank: Citroen Ami

Morgan84

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That Chevette could be made nice again with a bumper and the removal of naff accesorys

Mash Rank: Renault 16

Mash

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Seen the bidding on the Doc's Marina? Those sour grapes ought to be kicking in right about now!

skattrd Rank: Lancia Gamma

skattrd

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ALFA 33 4X4 ... looking very sexeh

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12 months MOT, 90k miles £1500 .... can deliver to Inverness, so, where is it?

RedSparrow Rank: Renault 16

RedSparrow

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Bidding is high on that Sierra coupe (?) probably because it's prime stock-car fodder.

Mr_Bo11ox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Mr_Bo11ox

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That Honda is brilliant!!!!

 

SELL A CAR AS BOUGHT ANOTHER CAR AND NEED A MONEY.
Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Someone mention Saab?

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Saab-9-5-esta ... 4abbf8a314

 

How much is a trubo and what kind of job is it to change? Can't be that bad, Shirley? Despie short MOT that does look cheap. Not for me (time, money all that shit) but a bit of a bargain I reckon.

sporty-shite Rank: Renault 16

sporty-shite

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Someone mention Saab?

 

Saabshite

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Saab-9-5-esta ... 4abbf8a314

 

How much is a trubo and what kind of job is it to change? Can't be that bad, Shirley? Despie short MOT that does look cheap. Not for me (time, money all that shit) but a bit of a bargain I reckon.

 

One for your lad, this, Billy? Tart up and punt on. Seems cheap enough, and most punters will be shit scared of replacing a turbo, so it might not get much bid action.

retrogeezer Rank: Renault 16

retrogeezer

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Seen the bidding on the Doc's Marina? Those sour grapes ought to be kicking in right about now!

 

did he buy it cheap somewhere Mark?

Morgan84 Rank: Citroen Ami

Morgan84

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Custom made sunroof ?? Its a nasty hacked into the roof glass seive;totally ruins the car

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