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mouseflakes Rank: Renault 16

mouseflakes

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Not really shite, but look at the ungainliness of this...

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/221605577964

 

$_12.JPG

 

Comes complete with a miniature pole-dancing stage behind a roller blind.

 

$_57.JPG

 

For the man who has everything (where 'everything' includes two unusually small lady friends who are happy to spend a fortnight each summer cooped up behind those two little doors emerging to dance for your pleasure at a different camp site each night)

dugong Rank: Renault 16

dugong

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Why do sellers think 95K is 'low mileage' ? It's not, it's 95K which is rather a lot of miles.

For the age of the car, it's pretty low - that Pug was registered in 1994. 4750 miles a year isn't a lot.

 

TBH, I'd rather a car have some miles on it from motorway use. A still tight, only-once-a-week-to-the-shops giffer car that's never been properly up to temperature is a liability no matter what the shiny paint shit tyres brigade reckon.

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NorfolkNWeigh Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

NorfolkNWeigh

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Straight outta motherphukkin Northampton.

 

If memory serves ,didn't Eazy E( not to be confused with Eazy Start) succumb to AIDS not a glamorous ( for a rapper) hail of bullets? I suppose bullet holes are easier to draw than unprotected sex and dirty needles..

rml2345 Rank: Renault 16

rml2345

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^ When I first saw that I thought it had been the victim of carpet bombing seagulls.

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tooSavvy Rank: Talbot Tagora

tooSavvy

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I had a Treg 998 3pot, traded @£1k against my new Savv.

 

On the carpet throttle.... all day long 》 》 unburstable ;)

 

Rot emerging in boot - just in front of wheel well. Clean otherwise.

 

 

TS

Angrydicky Rank: Lancia Gamma

Angrydicky

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LOL, that Eazy E Alfa is hilarious! Hopefully the dealer only gave scrap value for it.

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