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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1939-1946-Delahaye-135M-Coupe-Dubos-/261008684162?_trksid=p4340.m1374&_trkparms=algo%3DPI.WATCH%26its%3DC%252BS%26itu%3DUCC%26otn%3D5%26ps%3D63%26clkid%3D8043844260125852601#ht_500wt_1361

 

OMG RAT LUK Delahaye.

 

Much as I loathe Mk3 Golfs with Nitromors'd bonnets, a lottery win would see me getting this sorted mechanically and then rolling as is.

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They've re-badged it, you fool!

 

No,it's different, it's called a Rover Metro now.

 

Try saying it again and see what I do.

I'm not driving a mini Metro, I'm not driving a mini Metro, I'm not driving a mini Metro, I'm not driving a mini Metro, I'm not driving a mini Metro.

 

I've negotiated a walnut gearknob for your new, smaller, Rover.

 

:D

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^ That Renner Neuf is gert lush - 55,000 miles - £399 seems like a bargain.

 

Oh joblets - now I've taken time to read the ad :oops: - it needs recommissioning.

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Or for a little more, waft away in this.

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*WAFT, WAFT*

 

Ooo, thanks for posting that - could be an ideal successor to the Rover, which is a bit new for me, as shite motorway cruiser of choice. If it still seems like a good idea in the morning I may try and persuade Scooters to collect and hold it for me. :)

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They've re-badged it, you fool!

 

They can re-badge what they like, it's the number plate that counts! :wink:

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I'm trying to cut down on the cars I've got but am tempted by these slightly dodgy old Italians:

 

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Not sure about the wheels,wing mirrors & exhaust, but I still like it, not long left, no bids, £850 start

 

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A years MOT on it, but no tax £1k ono

 

Both are miles away from me, but its bank holiday weekend next week and I haven't had a shite collecting road trip for a while

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LOL, I'd forgotten about that!

 

Hate to say it but that Golf seems bloody good VFM, but then again I'm still pissed from last night.

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I'm trying to cut down on the cars I've got but am tempted by these slightly dodgy old Italians:

 

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Not sure about the wheels,wing mirrors & exhaust, but I still like it, not long left, no bids, £850 start

 

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A years MOT on it, but no tax £1k ono

 

Both are miles away from me, but its bank holiday weekend next week and I haven't had a shite collecting road trip for a while

 

I snapped that 128 a while back where it used to live. Guy was a Fiat nut, and drove it like an Italian.

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See I reckon you're about an 8 or a 9,

Maybe even 9 and a half in four beers time.

That blue paintwork you've got on IS nice,

Bit too much Colour Magic though - but yeah you score high.

 

But there's just one little thing that really really,

Really really annoying me about you you see,

Yeah yeah like I said you are really fit

But my gosh don't you just know it

 

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1993-VAUXHALL ... 337561b944

 

 

*Edit: Yo, number plate spotters, how come so many Carltons had an 'ARY' or 'RY' on the plates? Seen loads, it must mean something? Ta in advance.

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Word raspberry ripple seller:

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1978-FIAT-RED ... 41654c6446

 

'ATTENSION BECAURES BECAURSE THE ONLY THING MISSING IS THE FRIDGE'

 

T'riffic. No problem, I'll still have it and I'll come down and collect it on the recovery truck I've just bought that hasn't got a back on it, or possibly tow it behind my burger van that hasn't got a cooker or grille.

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True because there isn't an ice cream van owner or driver in the world who actually sells cold cans of pop. It's either lukewarm PandaPop or 2,000,000 degrees centigrade Mingebag Cola.

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