eBay tat volume 3.

[cort16]

2 hours ago, Split_Pin said:

29,000* miles.

Why would someone reduce the miles by almost half on an old £2k Audi?

It is very peculiar as the mileage goes down a few time including by 99 this year.  Did some think a 29,000 mile Audi was going to be worth big money so kept it below 30k without knowing it was logged in the MOT history online?

[D.E]

Jordan Civic/barn Find

 

[Split_Pin]

48 minutes ago, cort16 said:

It is very peculiar as the mileage goes down a few time including by 99 this year.  Did some think a 29,000 mile Audi was going to be worth big money so kept it below 30k without knowing it was logged in the MOT history online?

I agree with that, and now it's worth less because who knows what the actual mileage is now!

It's a shame as even at 70,000 miles, £2k would have been OK, especially with the new clutch and timing belt (Not that I trust that claim either 😂)

[BeEP]

2.0 petrol Xantia estate with only 22k miles...

https://www.gumtree.com/p/citroen/citroen-xantia-estate-1998-other-1998-cc-5-doors/1498395598

 

[Dick Cheeseburger]

1 hour ago, D.E said:

Jordan Civic/barn Find

 

What's the story with these? Are they really worth ££ despite looking like Ali G rejects? 

[urpert]

14 hours ago, Cavcraft said:

talbot express motorhome | eBay UK 

'Welding required in back left as can be seen on the photos'

Can't you just use some Mondeo bumper repair taper, M8?

 

Christ. 

[alcyonecorporation]

1 hour ago, Dick Cheeseburger said:

What's the story with these? Are they really worth ££ despite looking like Ali G rejects? 

Yes. 

Visually, they're the closest UK cars ever got to the Japanese market EK9 Type R, a model we were denied. 

They weren't as highly specced (I think they were just a VTi underneath). Think of it a bit like a 205 Rallye UK: a sticker package hiding a still-good-but-not-the-real-deal car (205 Rallye UK was basically an XS). 

[cort16]

Phoar a Daimler Super v8 with the XJR engine and picnic tables. £750 but rotten.

Look at the state of that strut top. 🙁

https://www.gumtree.com/p/daimler/daimler-super-v8-saloon-1998-auto-3996-cc-/1498324173

[Cavcraft]

Transit for sale or rent

buy this and you'll repent

Won't pass no pre-test checks

Roof's held on with Sikaflex 

Ahh, but two hours of driving round

bet the fuel pump's gone to ground

Only fit for canning beans, by no means

Get HIAB, break the locks

Destination Liverpool docks

Old, worn out fucked and shagged

Bail it up and get it fragged

£1,150 are you smoking crack?

What the fuck can you get on the back?

Half a Smart car and it'll overload

by no means

2005 Transit Recovery Truck 2.4 90T350 Crewcab Non Runner MOT JULY BARGAIN | eBay UK

[Cavcraft]

Ford Transit accident damaged yesterday | eBay UK

[Cavcraft]

Horribly photographed Maestro van

Austin Maestro 500 Van | eBay UK

[Cavcraft]

Aec Mammoth Major 1959 | eBay UK

Comes with it's own DJ

 

[Cavcraft]

1989 Ford Transit 2.5Diesel camper motorhome conversion excellent runner bargain | eBay UK

Not only has this got the right engine, but it's got one of those piss test guides for when you're having a whazz in the sink

 

[Wibble]

34 minutes ago, Cavcraft said:

1989 Ford Transit 2.5Diesel camper motorhome conversion excellent runner bargain | eBay UK

Not only has this got the right engine, but it's got one of those piss test guides for when you're having a whazz in the sink

 

At least the wiring looks sound*

[cort16]

Stripped of anything useful but still wants £14500 Testarossa

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/286601453727?

[Cavcraft]

1964 Ford Consul Capri **Rare & Interesting Classic Car** | eBay UK

[busmansholiday]

2 hours ago, Cavcraft said:

Aec Mammoth Major 1959 | eBay UK

Comes with it's own DJ

 

@Aston Martin, this is in Hull, absolutely ideal for your daily commute.

[wesacosa]

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/1618219988866338/?ref=newsfeed

 

[wesacosa]

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/1206394833955116/?ref=newsfeed

 

[morrisoxide]

2 hours ago, cort16 said:

Stripped of anything useful but still wants £14500 Testarossa

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/286601453727?

That needs fixing up with MR2 running gear and front end.😄

[Cavcraft]

Ford fiesta MK3 | eBay UK

'Good condition for age'

M8, even the boot mat is rusty

[Cavcraft]

Ford Sierra Xr4i | eBay UK

[D.E]

89 JAGUAR XJS V12  £2,995

Quote

IT DID RUN AFTER THE NEW BITS WERE PUT ON BUT NOT FOR LONG

[Momentary Lapse Of Reason]

39 minutes ago, Cavcraft said:

'Good condition for age'

M8, even the boot mat is rusty

But that is Good Condition for that age of Fester! 😀

[D.E]

Fiat 126 R1 Engined Project Barn Find Motorbike Engined

[High Jetter]

6 hours ago, Cavcraft said:

Transit for sale or rent

buy this and you'll repent

Won't pass no pre-test checks

Roof's held on with Sikaflex 

Ahh, but two hours of driving round

bet the fuel pump's gone to ground

Only fit for canning beans, by no means

Get HIAB, break the locks

Destination Liverpool docks

Old, worn out fucked and shagged

Bail it up and get it fragged

£1,150 are you smoking crack?

What the fuck can you get on the back?

Half a Smart car and it'll overload

by no means

2005 Transit Recovery Truck 2.4 90T350 Crewcab Non Runner MOT JULY BARGAIN | eBay UK

Mullered, not Millered 😄

[sheffcortinacentre]

2 hours ago, D.E said:

Fiat 126 R1 Engined Project Barn Find Motorbike Engined

Seamless job you'd never guess it wasn't OE.

[tooSavvy]

9 hours ago, D.E said:

Fiat 126 R1 Engined Project Barn Find Motorbike Engined

Can't begin to guess the number of Imps that have gone as bean tins.... 'Engine swap/stalled project'

The first kiss of the Angry grinder = Kiss of Death 🫤

🚙💨

[goosey]

 

https://www.facebook.com/share/1Gf4f8pRwv/?mibextid=wwXIfr

 

they call me mellow yellow 

it’s a 2300, which is good, yes ?

[goosey]

https://www.facebook.com/share/19PD4Jbnuc/?mibextid=wwXIfr

Series 2 with pyramid front bumper 

 

although she does tick over a little fast….