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RoadworkUK Rank: Lancia Gamma

RoadworkUK

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That Rolls Spure is also available for £63.98 or best offer, complete with laughable AI listing, wrongly entered in the Automobilia section.

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/387622986390?itmmeta=01JFDQSD9N8C86VZPAA9MP7T8M&hash=item5a40216296:g:I~kAAOSwZR5nObxg

"It's a unique piece that will surely make a statement in any display. Whether you're a collector or simply looking for a conversation starter, this Rolls Royce Spure white car is a great choice."

Grab a bargain.

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richardmorris Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

richardmorris

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3 minutes ago, RoadworkUK said:

That Rolls Spure is also available for £63.98 or best offer, complete with laughable AI listing, wrongly entered in the Automobilia section.

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/387622986390?itmmeta=01JFDQSD9N8C86VZPAA9MP7T8M&hash=item5a40216296:g:I~kAAOSwZR5nObxg

"It's a unique piece that will surely make a statement in any display. Whether you're a collector or simply looking for a conversation starter, this Rolls Royce Spure white car is a great choice."

Grab a bargain.

My colleague lives in Maidenhead, I’d venture £65 on it?

bezzabsa Rank: Renault 16

bezzabsa

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That Rolls Spure is also available for £63.98 or best offer, complete with laughable AI listing, wrongly entered in the Automobilia section.

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/387622986390?itmmeta=01JFDQSD9N8C86VZPAA9MP7T8M&hash=item5a40216296:g:I~kAAOSwZR5nObxg

"It's a unique piece that will surely make a statement in any display. Whether you're a collector or simply looking for a conversation starter, this Rolls Royce Spure white car is a great choice."

Grab a bargain.

does @Six-cylinder still need a mascot for the RR?? LOL 

 

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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Think I managed about ten minutes tops of one 'Fast & Furious'  but even if I had watched every minute of that piss awful series, I'd be pretty surprised to find Paul Walker driving a fucking diesel Seat that had been shunted up the arse end

 Seat Leon Fr BTCC - Picture 8 of 13

Seat Leon Fr BTCC | eBay

'pops and bangs'

Ideally with a boot full of petrol as it's going through a crusher.

 

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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15 hours ago, RoadworkUK said:

That Rolls Spure is also available for £63.98 or best offer, complete with laughable AI listing, wrongly entered in the Automobilia section.

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/387622986390?itmmeta=01JFDQSD9N8C86VZPAA9MP7T8M&hash=item5a40216296:g:I~kAAOSwZR5nObxg

"It's a unique piece that will surely make a statement in any display. Whether you're a collector or simply looking for a conversation starter, this Rolls Royce Spure white car is a great choice."

Grab a bargain.

'cud do with some one with nolige of elektricks'

 

cpjitservices Rank: Renault 16

cpjitservices

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6 minutes ago, Cavcraft said:

'cud do with some one with nolige of elektricks'

 

Wow lol.

 

D.E Rank: Renault 16

D.E

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34 minutes ago, Cavcraft said:

'cud do with some one with nolige of elektricks'

 

Amazing, looks like this Rolls is being sold by the ghost of Lord Timothy Dexter!

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GlenAnderson Rank: Austin Maxi

GlenAnderson

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“Sports Moped” is an oxymoron that has amused me for forty years. 🤣

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tooSavvy Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

tooSavvy

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1 hour ago, GlenAnderson said:

“Sports Moped” is an oxymoron that has amused me for forty years. 🤣

..... Imp Sport could be justified 😉

😁

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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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crane - Picture 1 of 8

crane | eBay 

'New rope No smoke'

 Sounds like the sort of sticker quote crane drivers have down the side of their windscreen .

outlaw118 Rank: Lancia Gamma

outlaw118

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Be prepared for 

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has a bit of rot.

Probably a candidate for Understatement Of The Year.... there's a lot of brave Shiters on here, lots of sparkly-stick wielding heroes, but this may well be a step too far. And matey wants 3 bags for it. Oh, and @dollywobbler it's got wipers on the inside of the rear window!

Lancia Flaminia pininfarina 1959 Barnfind RHD rare Ferrari F1 | eBay

Lancia Flaminia pininfarina 1959 Barnfind RHD rare Ferrari F1 - Picture 1 of 11

Supernaut Rank: Talbot Tagora

Supernaut

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I think I've found @jakebullet's missus' mum's long-lost Scottish relative.

https://www.gumtree.com/p/jaguar/jaguar-x-type-saloon-2007-manual-1998-cc-4-doors-85826-miles/1491192078

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God Car failed MOT, lots of welding needed, mounting of front seat belts inner and outer, both front shocks, plus emissions fault and fog lamp.

Car was given by God and then given back to God, stickers all around point to Father and the truth that churches do not teach. look up MOT check for full details, MOT took over 3 hours, so maybe the person doing hates God and wanted to kill off this car.

Oh, and they want £1,200 for it. It's probably about £120 in scrap.

 

horriblemercedes Rank: Lancia Gamma

horriblemercedes

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If Jesus can turn water into wine or feed 5000 people with a bit of bread and fish, surely he can turn rust and air back into steel

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