eBay tat volume 3.

[Stinkwheel]

4 hours ago, Cavcraft said:

This looks too modern to be on a 'J' reg, must have been quite a thing in its day

ERF classic Lorry 1971 | eBay

That is a thing of beauty 

[D.E]

Quote

NO RESERVE!

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/126579203934?itmmeta=01J2YS2377CYKZG2S7RFRG2D66&hash=item1d78b55f5e:g:gGIAAOSwmaJmlkZa

 

[D.E]

This looks incredibly grim. I bet it smells lovely too:

Quote

Used as a Dog Car Daily for over 10 years.

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/156306957242?itmmeta=01J2YS23781DXXAKJ69ZKW2C78&hash=item24649ee3ba:g:DycAAOSwEsdmlqlM

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Interior needs attention

The hell, man. Did your dog eat the upholstery?

Edit, lol:

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Monitor and repair if necessary (advisories):

• dog lead fitted to seat belt front wing damaged front seats damaged

 

[Austat]

I found this through a car spotter I know who used to own this, he now owns a MK2 Granada in various shades of silver. This was on his Instagram story, I'll post the Farcebook link once it's DMed to me. I thought this might interest a couple of you on here.

[busmansholiday]

9 hours ago, D.E said:

The hell, man. Did your dog eat the upholstery?

That's exactly what did happen to my then brand new ZX the first time the dog went in it (should have learned as she ate the rear window water bottle in the 205GTi previously).

[Schaefft]

33 minutes ago, Austat said:

I found this through a car spotter I know who used to own this, he now owns a MK2 Granada in various shades of silver. This was on his Instagram story, I'll post the Farcebook link once it's DMed to me. I thought this might interest a couple of you on here.

Lou also happens to have a Bluebird of similar vintage for sale that he's desperately trying to get rid of, also priced at £1000 quid which is probably a fair price for the condition. With so little interest it's probably destined for the oval unfortunately.

[Cavcraft]

10 hours ago, D.E said:

This looks incredibly grim. I bet it smells lovely too:

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/156306957242?itmmeta=01J2YS23781DXXAKJ69ZKW2C78&hash=item24649ee3ba:g:DycAAOSwEsdmlqlM

 

The hell, man. Did your dog eat the upholstery?

 

 

 

It's had a pretty good attempt at his camera, too, by the looks of it.

[cort16]

Big block F250

https://www.gumtree.com/p/ford/1987-ford-f250-pickup-7.5l-v8/1483041844

[cort16]

£700

https://www.gumtree.com/p/rover/rover-3000-auto-spares-repairs/1482990100

[Cavcraft]

Sherpa  FatVan started life as an  ice cream trader

he was infamous for 15 minutes

and appeared on Environmental Health's radar

then he somehow got on board Yorkshire's public hygiene schemes

with a Prince of Wales award for pushing e.coli and monocytogenes

1976 LEYLAND AM BURGER VAN SHERPA CATERING VAN AND TENT Specialist/Other Petrol | eBay

Moving up into a Gwynedd place

with Citer-on Van Multispace

a  6 foot bed

and some rabbit runs

an undisputed mobile slum

there's not enough room for Ken & Barbie

just push the fucker into the sea

or drive it off a landing stage

and lock the keys in in a rage

Citroen Berlingo Multispace MICRO CAMPER/MPV 1.6hdi - 2007, 112k miles | eBay

a surf van's gone up for sale

but I'd rather be homeless

a run down Gt Yarmouth Hotel

seems slightly less hopeless

there's a trite sodding quote stuck to the bonnet

I bet their front room has got 'live love laugh' on it 

I'd rather sit on the bog

and leave a massive 'deposit'

Toyota HIACE 4 BIRTH Campervan Day Van Festival/surf/8 seater1992 4x4 Diesel | eBay

There's no fucking battery

the front window's gone

the whole thing's a toilet

I mean, WTF, man?

just chuckle and smile

and laugh like a mad man

when you've used Yellow Pages 

to summon the scrap man

VOLKSWAGEN T2 1976 BAY WINDOW CAMPER VAN (PROJECT} | eBay

You'd want ventolin and amphetamines 

sicknotes and phoney prescriptions

as it's defo not safe to go into the kitchen

someone's had a Richard in the sink

probably a crack head

bunk beds for sleeping

as you'll not be shagging

your kn0b will be like the speedo

and seriously flagging

Renault trafic Campervan Motorhome. For spares or repair. | eBay

Moving on to a scrap yard place

is this shagged out old campervan Hiace

 

about 16 foot

and around 2 tonnes

the door bottom's fucked it's just brown crumbs

Absorbent and porous and shitty is he

It should live with Spongebob under the sea

you defo get some great assuage

if you shoved it out of a diver's cage

toyota camper vans motorhomes automatic | eBay

[Cavcraft]

E=MC cubed

MICROCAR MC2 - Good Runner Spares/Repairs | eBay

[egg]

22 hours ago, Momentary Lapse Of Reason said:

FTFY

honest john reckons we got 500 of 'em in the first place....

[Cavcraft]

2011 CITROEN RELAY TIPPER EX COUNCIL NON RUNNER SPARES OR REAPIRS PRICE + VAT | eBay

@SherpaMog

[grogee]

£750 Cov

"For sale is this lovely 2008 ford ka runs and drives lovely short mot can maybe put one on it." 

https://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/ford-ka-hatchback-2008-manual-1297-cc-3-doors/1483100320

I doubt it

[grogee]

R8 £1000 Rugby

https://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/rover-214si-hatchback-1995-manual-1396-cc-5-doors/1483067207

[grogee]

I like these: Ford Berlingo

£5000 Cov

(What's cat S again?) 

https://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/very-low-miles/1482643576

[grogee]

LPG, Auto, 150K... WCPGW? 

£650 Cov

https://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/2004-53-toyota-avensis-t2-automatic-lpg/1483065776

"NEVER USED AS A TAXI" 

Oh aye

[grogee]

I bet this isn't too bad, it's got a fresh MoT and it's a 1.4 pez for insurance freaks

£1400 Warwick 

https://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/peugeot-308-petrol/1475616685

[grogee]

Brand new* Mondeo, £4k Cov. 177k 

https://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/2017-ford-mondeo-titanium-econetic/1483052284

 

[grogee]

Great background shite next to this £600 K11 Micra which is in Cov. 

https://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/nissan-micra-2001-10/1483030303

 

[grogee]

Give me one good reason someone would spend £900 on this

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/405102052383

 

[EyesWeldedShut]

1 minute ago, grogee said:

Give me one good reason someone would spend £900 on this

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/405102052383

 

Retro.

[richardmorris]

20 minutes ago, EyesWeldedShut said:

Retro.

Drugs.

[cpjitservices]

10 minutes ago, richardmorris said:

Drugs.

Yes, very heavy ones at that!

[cpjitservices]

9 hours ago, Cavcraft said:

Sherpa  FatVan started life as an  ice cream trader

he was infamous for 15 minutes

and appeared on Environmental Health's radar

then he somehow got on board Yorkshire's public hygiene schemes

with a Prince of Wales award for pushing e.coli and monocytogenes

1976 LEYLAND AM BURGER VAN SHERPA CATERING VAN AND TENT Specialist/Other Petrol | eBay

Moving up into a Gwynedd place

with Citer-on Van Multispace

a  6 foot bed

and some rabbit runs

an undisputed mobile slum

there's not enough room for Ken & Barbie

just push the fucker into the sea

or drive it off a landing stage

and lock the keys in in a rage

Citroen Berlingo Multispace MICRO CAMPER/MPV 1.6hdi - 2007, 112k miles | eBay

a surf van's gone up for sale

but I'd rather be homeless

a run down Gt Yarmouth Hotel

seems slightly less hopeless

there's a trite sodding quote stuck to the bonnet

I bet their front room has got 'live love laugh' on it 

I'd rather sit on the bog

and leave a massive 'deposit'

Toyota HIACE 4 BIRTH Campervan Day Van Festival/surf/8 seater1992 4x4 Diesel | eBay

There's no fucking battery

the front window's gone

the whole thing's a toilet

I mean, WTF, man?

just chuckle and smile

and laugh like a mad man

when you've used Yellow Pages 

to summon the scrap man

VOLKSWAGEN T2 1976 BAY WINDOW CAMPER VAN (PROJECT} | eBay

You'd want ventolin and amphetamines 

sicknotes and phoney prescriptions

as it's defo not safe to go into the kitchen

someone's had a Richard in the sink

probably a crack head

bunk beds for sleeping

as you'll not be shagging

your kn0b will be like the speedo

and seriously flagging

Renault trafic Campervan Motorhome. For spares or repair. | eBay

Moving on to a scrap yard place

is this shagged out old campervan Hiace

 

about 16 foot

and around 2 tonnes

the door bottom's fucked it's just brown crumbs

Absorbent and porous and shitty is he

It should live with Spongebob under the sea

you defo get some great assuage

if you shoved it out of a diver's cage

toyota camper vans motorhomes automatic | eBay

4 grand!!!!! Is he tooting barbs?

 

[D.E]

£1,500

Quote

Generally very good condition. Remains unused for many years but undercover stored. Just passed its MOT. I've finally persuaded my elderly father at 90, to let it go. No sensible over refused.

https://www.carandclassic.com/l/C1753502

[Cavcraft]

Vauxhall Vectra B 1.6 Envoy 1998 5 Door Manual 65k Miles & 2 Previous Keepers | eBay

All you ever really need in your motoring life is one of these and a Corsa B.

[cort16]

e12 5 series

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/375541956861

[grogee]

10 hours ago, D.E said:

£1,500

https://www.carandclassic.com/l/C1753502

I was just admiring that, then I spotted the keep-fit windows. 

Audi were the masters at a mingebag spec back then, weren't they? 

[EyesWeldedShut]

12 minutes ago, grogee said:

I was just admiring that, then I spotted the keep-fit windows. 

Audi were the masters at a mingebag spec back then, weren't they? 

Austere Germanic quality - fun is verboten. OK Tommy?
Got me looking at the £1500 price range on C&C and there's some stuff - (Montego EFi for misery factor)

https://www.carandclassic.com/l/C1742070