eBay tat volume 3.

2,779 · August 29, 2023

48 minutes ago, grogee said:

It's weird, the 9,823 previous del boy bastardizations weren't at all funny, but this 9,824th one is hilarious...

not.

To be fair to it, it is miniature, based on a mobility scooter, built from the ground-up and even has a smoke machine for max trotters-running-from-fallen-chandelier-mansion nonsense rather than taking the usual Robin with 1/4 ton of wob and b&q mixed yellow rubbish.

124,467 · August 29, 2023

4 hours ago, grogee said:

I'm always confused when it's £1000 start or best offer. Does that mean they want £5000 for it?

I always assume it means £1,000 ono, but some people get shitty if you drop an offer in. It's easier to just set the bottom price to reject offers below 'X' amount.

11,471 · August 29, 2023

61,429 · August 29, 2023

£400 with MOT in Herne Bay, be quick!

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/834200438326174/

11,471 · August 29, 2023

48 minutes ago, egg said:

£400 with MOT in Herne Bay, be quick!

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/834200438326174/

damn, I was in Herne Bay at the weekend

August 29, 2023

1 hour ago, egg said:

£400 with MOT in Herne Bay, be quick!

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/834200438326174/

The "1 year's MOT" is doing a bit of heavy lifting. It's got 7 months.

Reading the current minors on it, that's going to need welding before the next one too.

"Nearside Rear Inner Seat belt anchorage prescribed area is corroded but not considered excessive sill (7.1.1 (a) (i))

Offside Rear Inner Seat belt anchorage prescribed area is corroded but not considered excessive sill (7.1.1 (a) (i))"

61,429 · August 29, 2023

3 minutes ago, TheOtherStu said:

The "1 year's MOT" is doing a bit of heavy lifting. It's got 7 months.

Reading the current minors on it, that's going to need welding before the next one too.

"Nearside Rear Inner Seat belt anchorage prescribed area is corroded but not considered excessive sill (7.1.1 (a) (i))

Offside Rear Inner Seat belt anchorage prescribed area is corroded but not considered excessive sill (7.1.1 (a) (i))"

yup agree with all that, just quite rare to find anything sub £500 with a bit of test and actual 'shite' these days.

3,994 · August 29, 2023

1 hour ago, egg said:

£400 with MOT in Herne Bay, be quick!

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/834200438326174/

I can smell the Chinese takeaway musk in the seats from here

61,429 · August 29, 2023

It's sold now anyway, took 2 hours.

1,385 · August 29, 2023

On 8/27/2023 at 9:37 PM, grogee said:

Are you the guy that keeps putting little doors on the bottom of trees?

No that is the fairies, isn't it ?

124,467 · August 29, 2023

1.4 Vauxhall Astra minutes. | eBay

'430-year-old car drives really well'

124,467 · August 29, 2023

1999 LDV Convoy MOTORHOME Standard Roof Minibus Diesel Manual | eBay

7,254 · August 29, 2023

Bargain for somebody (I was ~~lurking~~ watching)

August 29, 2023

Salvageable though I reckon.

https://www.autotrader.co.uk/car-details/202306058167475?sort=price-asc&advertising-location=at_cars&include-delivery-option=on&make=Renault&model=Clio&page=2&postcode=rm162tl&price-to=2500&radius=45&fromsra

Quick aside, why is ED FUCKING SHEERAN and Queen on the same CD?

7,254 · August 29, 2023

12 minutes ago, nev_jr said:

Quick aside, why is ED FUCKING SHEERAN and Queen on the same CD?

Because they both sold their souls to the NTWICM franchise? I made the mistake about ten years ago of downloading the first 76 albums of NTWICM and I'm still finding hated tracks to delete - why would you actually buy such a weird CD?
OK - the car - I'd not buy it with your money it's a tad crispy and what's the tread saying on the inner side of the Rear N/S tyre? Could be 'this is a blurry photo' or 'do not buy this one'

August 29, 2023

1 minute ago, EyesWeldedShut said:

Could be 'this is a blurry photo' or 'do not buy this one'

Intentionally blurry me thinks

16,294 · August 29, 2023

2 minutes ago, EyesWeldedShut said:

why would you actually buy such a weird CD

Music for people who don't like music.

7,254 · August 29, 2023

1 minute ago, nev_jr said:

Intentionally blurry me thinks

Thank God - I thought, for a minute, it was my PoundLand reading glasses.
Crispy car, the seller's maybe flying a kite but, then again: If you don't ask you dont' get

7,254 · August 29, 2023

1 minute ago, grogee said:

Music for people who don't like music.

Wasn't that a Brian Eno album ;-)

16,294 · August 29, 2023

21 minutes ago, nev_jr said:

Quick aside, why is ED FUCKING SHEERAN and Queen on the same CD?

61,429 · August 29, 2023

2 hours ago, Cavcraft said:

'430-year-old car drives really well'

one of your very best!

5,360 · August 29, 2023

On 8/28/2023 at 5:02 PM, grogee said:

Is that what the Futurama episode was based on?

Yeah it is, I watched the Futurama episode the other day that's what reminded me.

61,429 · August 29, 2023

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/706017841362351/

'And when she shines, she really shows you all she can'

7,254 · August 29, 2023

2 minutes ago, egg said:

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/706017841362351/

'And when she shines, she really shows you all she can'

I really like that little car. Here a little Swift near me that nobody wants - how about a Taylor Swift lyric (Duran Duran are just so ... last century?)

Suzuki Swift (Diesel) miles from wherever you are - reduced by £220 to £1475 because..........
https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/112316838780896/search/?query=suzuki swift&exact=false

61,429 · August 29, 2023

11 minutes ago, EyesWeldedShut said:

(Duran Duran are just so ... last century?)

19,277 · August 29, 2023

Quote

could be ideal as a downer car

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/386059118257?hash=item59e2eaa6b1:g:qrIAAOSw1KZk7fUx

13,056 · August 29, 2023

2 hours ago, egg said:

one of your very best!

Got to be the oldest, too! 🤣

7,254 · August 30, 2023

9 hours ago, egg said:

My Mum's favourite movie. I thought Howard better on a horse tho'

7,254 · August 30, 2023

Not tat really - Brm. brm, 65,000 miles, £5K - seller seems to be a dealer whose selling some of his 'private collection' and this is one of them. Also a clio 172 for £6K and some other stuff

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/207577422073252/

August 30, 2023

11 hours ago, EyesWeldedShut said:

I really like that little car. Here a little Swift near me that nobody wants - how about a Taylor Swift lyric (Duran Duran are just so ... last century?)

Suzuki Swift (Diesel) miles from wherever you are - reduced by £220 to £1475 because..........
https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/112316838780896/search/?query=suzuki swift&exact=false

I was thinking that looked like a lovely car that's probably done no miles and a decent price.

Then I saw the mileage. Fuck sitting in something like that for 150,000 miles. I'd rather put a cocktail stick down my japs eye!

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