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LightBulbFun Rank: Talbot Tagora

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2 hours ago, wuvvum said:

Cheap D Series.

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I'd love another one of these.  Unfortunately this one is a 10-tonner so only way I could drive it is on L plates with a qualified lorryist sat in the cab with me.

I mean they say they are taking the body off it so its just a chassis cab at that point, cant you then just get it down-plated to 7.5 tons? or just do an @JJ0063 and get yer lorry licence :) (bonus points if you use said 1973 D series for your actual test)

and if you find a rotten old Luton van to rob the box off the back of, to plonk onto said chassis cab, you might even have somewhere dry-ish to keep the innocenti :) 

SteersWithThrottle Rank: BL Wedge

SteersWithThrottle

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7 hours ago, Cavcraft said:

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Porsche cayenne Gemballa 650bhp | eBay

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That ad is something else...

"Gemballa (Copy) GT 650"  So, it's not a real Gemballa then? The £5k price would never have tipped me off...

"New battery life time warranty"  Ok..?

"Rare body kit made for Gemballa, I have never seen another one anywhere, fully body kit was re fitted  before respray with new graphic set fitted only 4 weeks ago"  Shame about the overspray and bad wrap tho...

"Full Porsche service history"  Two Porsche stamps is a full service history? And why is there and 11 year gap between the second and third (third party) service?

"Well to be honest I do not want to sell her, but due to ill health she has to go to a new home, she is only every used for car shows and Sundays out, she is 100% perfect in all ways without any problems at all, has had all the normal upgrades, heater pipes, starter motor, oil pump, upgraded cut disks, has had the piston sleeves upgraded to Darnton steel sleeves, total engine rebuild by previous owner, has upgraded MD561 Stage 1 Hybrid Turbos that push the car in to the 650BHP, separate cold air intakes, larger injectors, new coil packs, car is always run on shell super, also has had new air bags on the front, air ride works as it should. New plugs."  If that was true and not just word salad, it would be worth more than £5k

"has a correct full carbon fibre bonnet"  If true, worth more than £5k on its own

"All tyres have 5 m plus on them"  Yes, I'm picking on him for a typo

"Gloss Stainless steel 3 inch pipes with no Cats"  So, won't pass another (legit) MOT then. I can see why there were no advisories on your last one...

"Has a box of old coil pack and bit and bobs, old Porsche carpets etc"  You want me to take your other rubbish away too?

"1 week old full qualitied cut to shape carpets with retainers"  That is one precocious child, to be a full qualitied carpet fitter at 1 week of age

"Sits a 68mph with a 29mpg, or 20mpg around town, don’t put yourself in the fun zone lol, 15mpg but worth every penny"  Yeah, nah, mate, think I'll pass

D.E Rank: Renault 16

D.E

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For sale in the US of A: barely used Swift Metro that apparently can never be driven on public roads legally due to having a junk title. 

https://www.ebay.com/itm/134600633873?hash=item1f56d2ae11:g:eOAAAOSwoFVkAlul&amdata=enc%3AAQAIAAAAwKmtDMWPcLRIPCm7upS3MKztq5oSWfEick0sEPnc3AkOafmWXcBEwN0fcRRQ2gPSlJY1GUUHERiv64JEosRXWdCzYC0H%2FVVyjTY3pXmrPBN2yCZ59FULrbA1mL7uaPL8mfE4QAHvN9nkgpQEE2sj2XjCmEkzzdMEwulr%2F6fPIapZNTMEVQAqGtFIwxyxqd1OlDLeaBQBspOzPEyiWUjjTM3fHrcOLWjOYw0s8%2FDEMxNpcV2n7AjwdcEXl9WZqTpM6Q%3D%3D|tkp%3ABk9SR7a0s9CTYg

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vulgalour Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

vulgalour

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There's some fascinating stuff in the photos on this listing.  I wonder if the owner of the brown Princess in Italy knows about this one, perhaps it could help him with some spares he was having great difficulty sourcing.

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/364283873362

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BorniteIdentity Rank: Isuzu Florian

BorniteIdentity

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I'm not being deliberately provocative or even attempting the thinnest thread of humour.

This?  This stands no chance.

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3 Door non sunroof in unmolested condition?

RIP IN PEAS SWEAT PRINZ.

Metal Guru Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

Metal Guru

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16 hours ago, SteersWithThrottle said:

That ad is something else...

"Gemballa (Copy) GT 650"  So, it's not a real Gemballa then? The £5k price would never have tipped me off...

"New battery life time warranty"  Ok..?

"Rare body kit made for Gemballa, I have never seen another one anywhere, fully body kit was re fitted  before respray with new graphic set fitted only 4 weeks ago"  Shame about the overspray and bad wrap tho...

"Full Porsche service history"  Two Porsche stamps is a full service history? And why is there and 11 year gap between the second and third (third party) service?

"Well to be honest I do not want to sell her, but due to ill health she has to go to a new home, she is only every used for car shows and Sundays out, she is 100% perfect in all ways without any problems at all, has had all the normal upgrades, heater pipes, starter motor, oil pump, upgraded cut disks, has had the piston sleeves upgraded to Darnton steel sleeves, total engine rebuild by previous owner, has upgraded MD561 Stage 1 Hybrid Turbos that push the car in to the 650BHP, separate cold air intakes, larger injectors, new coil packs, car is always run on shell super, also has had new air bags on the front, air ride works as it should. New plugs."  If that was true and not just word salad, it would be worth more than £5k

"has a correct full carbon fibre bonnet"  If true, worth more than £5k on its own

"All tyres have 5 m plus on them"  Yes, I'm picking on him for a typo

"Gloss Stainless steel 3 inch pipes with no Cats"  So, won't pass another (legit) MOT then. I can see why there were no advisories on your last one...

"Has a box of old coil pack and bit and bobs, old Porsche carpets etc"  You want me to take your other rubbish away too?

"1 week old full qualitied cut to shape carpets with retainers"  That is one precocious child, to be a full qualitied carpet fitter at 1 week of age

"Sits a 68mph with a 29mpg, or 20mpg around town, don’t put yourself in the fun zone lol, 15mpg but worth every penny"  Yeah, nah, mate, think I'll pass

Might as well get it sign written with “Get your drugs here!”

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purplebargeken Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

purplebargeken

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Astra bootlid model. My Cov mate has one in Ember Red. His mum gave it to him when he was 14. Only seen one other till just now.

Remspoor Rank: Isuzu Florian

Remspoor

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8 hours ago, SteersWithThrottle said:

Normally I dislike anything LHD, but this is the mirror image of the one I had in the late 90s. Very comfortable car, and ate miles for fun

Racist.

Schaefft Rank: Lancia Gamma

Schaefft

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2 hours ago, Asimo said:

So grim that I want. So much less cool than a Mustang. Even the breathless, gutless Briggs and Stratton V6 engine adds to the charisma.

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/285302962075

Another great example of a car that you'd never find in anywhere near this shape back in the states.

adw1977 Rank: Renault 16

adw1977

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2 hours ago, purplebargeken said:

Astra bootlid model

Yes, all the early 1.2s were saloons.  Here's the all important boot hinges shot.

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