eBay tat volume 3.

[HillmanImp]

4 minutes ago, wesacosa said:

WTF. put up for sale for a grand on Thursday and weighed in by Monday 😥

One too many Facebook 'CAN KOLLECT2 NITE M9'. 

'Fuck it, I'm just scrapping it to avoid dealing with these mouthbreathers'

[grogee]

4 hours ago, Dick Longbridge said:

Nothing to do with me, but spotted on the Book of Arses just now. Looks a proper gem for one of these. £6.5k seems pretty good too. If I were in the market, this one would be mine I reckon. 

 

See, that's lovely and more like what I'd want although not sure I could put up with 850cc. Bet they're alright though. 

I was thinking do I want to pay £1500 for a project or £5000 for a driveable project that I could tinker with and enjoy at the same time?

Also, that's Plymouth, near where I'm from, so it's got to be good*.

[D.E]

28k miles, 500 since last MOT. £350.

https://www.gumtree.com/p/hyundai/hyundai-accent/1437593846

[Cavcraft]

 

 

 

2003 VW T4 TRANSPORTER 2.5 TDI CAMPER / DAY VAN CUSTOM AIRBRUSHED TIM BURTON | eBay

 

'Feel free to check the past m.o.t's it has never had any rust or rot.'

14th March 2019:  

• Offside Rear Coil spring mounting corroded but not seriously weakened (2.4.C.3c)

 

[D.E]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/255635845489?hash=item3b85157171:g:JgAAAOSwVOpi1Sob

[Dabooka]

The worrying thing is I’d be really tempted on that as a runner. 

[sdkrc]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/354169576045?

I'd sniff the seats on this all night long.

£1k. Well written and with only mild peril. Perfect spec being the 2.0l petrol auto in white with wheel trims

[Flat4]

Pug 807 "camper conversion".

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/275388955948?hash=item401e75fd2c:g:DfgAAOSwrSVio1gb

Currently pretty cheap.

[GrumpyCat]

https://www.gumtree.com/p/rover/rover-75-connoisseur-se-2.5-v6-auto-/1437468955

[GrumpyCat]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/165523034469

[sdkrc]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/255636142387

Ignore the terrible price and terrible condition. 168bhp, rwd in something that weighs as much as a robin's hat. Significant woof.

[mitsisigma01]

6 hours ago, GrumpyCat said:

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/165523034469

Might as well go large 🤔

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/134174073084?mkcid=16&mkevt=1&mkrid=711-127632-2357-0&ssspo=x4YPg7mrTVO&sssrc=2349624&ssuid=nW0ykaT3T02&var=&widget_ver=artemis&media=COPY

[barrett]

"Hello? Barrett? I'm looking for a new car. One that demonstrates to the world an absolute lack of taste and decency. I wan't people to think I'm a moron every time I drive somewhere. What have you got?"

Just the thing I reckon:

https://angliacarauctions.co.uk/classic/sat-20th-sun-21st-august/lomax-223-1978/

"Sorry, that's a bit stylish for me needs. Let me be clear, I have NO TASTE and I want the world to know it!"

Alright, I think I've got it:

https://angliacarauctions.co.uk/classic/sat-20th-sun-21st-august/onyx-bobcat-4-1984/

"Alright, that's much more like it! Looks like it was built at St Dunstan's. Thing is, what I really want is a car that makes me look like an actual registered sex offender"

Step this way sir...

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/284900804070

"Flippin' great M8! As soon as my parole comes up I'm on it!"

[wesacosa]

[egg]

Near me. I.e. very much too far south. Wentworth spec.

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/356572953305980/

[Cavcraft]

1988 Renault 50 Series, Facebook Market Place.

 

I've owned this since 2018 and selling as I've got to many projects on the go. It's a great project for someone so Needs finishing. It's fitted with a 4ltr perkins diesel and 5 speed manual. which starts, runs, it would however have to be removed on a trailer or similar. Needs Interior and paint. I've got the paint. If you want it red. There's to much to list about this truck, but if your interested contact me for more information.'

 

 

[D.E]

£2k for this? Even if the engine isn't the original one and the car is a project, that seems an absolute bargain...

https://www.carandclassic.com/car/C1478923

[Cavcraft]

DKW Auto Union 1000S 1961 | eBay

Fascinating* fact no 3,327: 'DKW Auto Union car'  is an anagram of 'auction dour wank'. If that's not a subliminal message telling you to buy it, I don't know what is.  

[GrumpyCat]

Did we have a thread for shit pickup conversions?

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/363912298390

[Wack]

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/1359439294803653/

o

[Soundwave]

323 V6... very short MOT though, I think the seller meant to say 'weeks' rather than 'months'. Also has a few advisories for grot... could be a bit of a gamble, this one. Worth it? Quite possibly.

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/115468175383

[adw1977]

3 hours ago, GrumpyCat said:

Did we have a thread for shit pickup conversions?

We did and we still do.

[GR8 PL8 M8]

On 18/07/2022 at 11:00, Soundwave said:

A bit rough and ready, but MOT'd until next March and when did you last see one?

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/1193812541396265

Seems a good deal - I had to check that it wasn't F796 GVO, an identical car that was for sale sans MOT late last year for around £2k if I recall correctly. I don't think that one ran either, although it had a similarly sparse description.

[SteersWithThrottle]

4 hours ago, GrumpyCat said:

Did we have a thread for shit pickup conversions?

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/363912298390

I'm actually finding it hard to hate this. It's not my sort of thing, for sure, but it seems a fair enough reason to do it, and it seems reasonably well done.

[GR8 PL8 M8]

10 minutes ago, GR8 PL8 M8 said:

Seems a good deal - I had to check that it wasn't F796 GVO, an identical car that was for sale sans MOT late last year for around £2k if I recall correctly. I don't think that one ran either, although it had a similarly sparse description.

My memory is fuzzy - F796 GVO is a manual car, and a different colour.

I saw it on Facebook Marketplace, but here is an Anglia Car Auctions link. I don't know if this came before or after the Facebook listing though...

[500tops]

Tissier ❤️

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/284899405083?mkcid=16&mkevt=1&mkrid=711-127632-2357-0&ssspo=cDbtPJPcRPG&sssrc=2349624&ssuid=FZibxPfIQ0i&var=&widget_ver=artemis&media=COPY

[Poweredbyhopealone]

After my tent failed on me twice in the course of a week I would quite like a tiny camper for me and Miss PBHA. Anyone have any knowledge about these cute Corsa C based vans?

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/175351734698?_trkparms=amclksrc%3DITM%26aid%3D111001%26algo%3DREC.SEED%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D20160908105057%26meid%3Dbe5fd4cf3a5c437dbb405d2f531c8c25%26pid%3D100675%26rk%3D1%26rkt%3D15%26sd%3D175351734698%26itm%3D175351734698%26pmt%3D0%26noa%3D1%26pg%3D2380057&_trksid=p2380057.c100675.m4236&_trkparms=pageci%3Aae7ad1d5-0786-11ed-a2e1-5693d793c3d1|parentrq%3A177710751820aa72143df374ffec2ca0|iid%3A1

I know they're tiny, but then I am not a tall man.

[grogee]

41 minutes ago, SteersWithThrottle said:

I'm actually finding it hard to hate this. It's not my sort of thing, for sure, but it seems a fair enough reason to do it, and it seems reasonably well done.

But... where do you put the Things? Where does the luggage go?

[HillmanImp]

4 hours ago, Wack said:

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/1359439294803653/

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I can't think of a single worse bus to convert into a camper. 

They were horrible to drive. I've not driven a massive variety of buses but these were hands down the worst by a long way. 

Suspension? "No, we'll introduce that on the next model" 

Build quality. "No, none of that either" 

The ones I drove were ex London night buses and also had needles in the seats, which was nice. 

[MisterH]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/265785471060?mkevt=1&mkcid=1&mkrid=710-53481-19255-0&campid=5338818413&toolid=10050&customid=DANSWORKAROUNDGROUPS&ul_ref=https://rover.ebay.com/rover/1/710-53481-19255-0/1&fbclid=IwAR2ElJ3iDLifNP48lAvYGSseQkTeoXlaAlRBecR-ISkctd7R8kufST208Uo

Just going to say RIP to this before it is inevitably bought, ruined, and forever compromised by the Dub Scene...