eBay tat volume 3.

[Cavcraft]

'as you can see in the photos its in a very sorry state

1989 HONDA CRX 1.6 | eBay

[J W Pepper]

57 minutes ago, D.E said:

https://www.autotrader.co.uk/car-details/202205075459762?advertising-location=at_cars&sort=datedesc&onesearchad=New&onesearchad=Nearly New&onesearchad=Used&radius=1500&postcode=cb12az&price-to=1000&include-delivery-option=on&year-to=2005&page=5

According to How Many Left, 20 licensed and 68 on SORN, this is the pre facelift version of mine

[Cavcraft]

 

1996 CITROEN C15 RARE DROPSIDE PICKUP 1.8 DIESEL | eBay

[GrumpyCat]

 

£3K Laguna.

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/255528135909?hash=item3b7ea9ece5:g:u88AAOSwND9ibhbU

[D.E]

£200 Yaris, two months MOT left and it is the 105 hp TS:

https://www.gumtree.com/p/toyota/toyota-yaris-2002-manual-1497-cc-/1432087945

 

[Supernaut]

1 hour ago, Cavcraft said:

triumph vitesse 2.0 6 cylinder not stag,spitfire barn find spares or repairs | eBay

 

Still more structurally sound than that MG Midget.

[andy18s]

[cort16]

Another low mileage S-Type for cheaps. No mot on this one so possibly no sills either

https://www.gumtree.com/p/jaguar/jaguar-s-type-50k-miles-2.5-petrol-/1432092868

[Soundwave]

Just in case a Metro wasn't quite grim enough, here's a diesel one.



https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/515738453586052


If I had the room, absolutely would.

[D.E]

https://www.carandclassic.com/car/C1452955

[cort16]

These pictures are nightmare fuel and it's nothing to do with the motorbike!

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/5209547962401433

[cort16]

2 hours ago, cort16 said:

Another low mileage S-Type for cheaps. No mot on this one so possibly no sills either

https://www.gumtree.com/p/jaguar/jaguar-s-type-50k-miles-2.5-petrol-/1432092868

advisories from 2021's MOT

[inconsistant]

This looks like a cracking V70 for reasonable money given the current market. Would be buying this if it was closer. 

£2300, 160,000miles, PURPLE!!! Alfreston. Someone buy it then sell it to me in a bit tacheersthanks.

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/144546408149?hash=item21a7a326d5:g:QjMAAOSwTb1iSX6Z

 

[11001010]

https://www.autoscout24.com/offers/fiat-panda-900-i-e-omologata-aperta-gasoline-red-7431293e-e4a6-4540-8447-191b52774174?

 

[Flat4]

I was about to say "High mileage hero", then read the faults.... https://www.autotrader.co.uk/car-details/202205035300518?onesearchad=New&onesearchad=Nearly New&onesearchad=Used&price-to=1000&sort=price-asc&radius=200&include-delivery-option=on&postcode=ka228hr&advertising-location=at_cars&page=6

[D.E]

Fuck, if I had any storage for a fifth car I would seriously consider buying this! Phase I 106 in the same colour as the 205 I already have. Wasn't beige and a brown interior a bit outdated by 1991? Surely must be quite rare...

https://www.marktplaats.nl/v/auto-s/peugeot/m1840492300-peugeot-106-1-1i-1991-beige

[RoverFolkUs]

8 hours ago, AnnoyingPentium said:

An Vectra.

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/394065682640

A bit of a heap but I do quite like it.

When's the kollekshun fred!!!???

GIB

[Schaefft]

8 hours ago, Cavcraft said:

'as you can see in the photos its in a very sorry state

1989 HONDA CRX 1.6 | eBay

I'd love to own a CRX, my older brother owned a few of them (with one ending up in a ditch naturally). I think this is nowadays the only way to own one for less than 2 grand.

[AnnoyingPentium]

5 minutes ago, RoverFolkUs said:

When's the kollekshun fred!!!???

GIB

When my psycho neighbour won't phone environmental health on me for bringing it home... 😂

[RoverFolkUs]

5 minutes ago, AnnoyingPentium said:

When my psycho neighbour won't phone environmental health on me for bringing it home... 😂

I have approx 50% imbecile/dickhead neighbours

You know what works every time?

A blank stare or an assertive "fuck off"

Works every time

[AnnoyingPentium]

1 minute ago, RoverFolkUs said:

I have approx 50% imbecile/dickhead neighbours

You know what works every time?

A blank stare or an assertive "fuck off"

Works every time

Last neighbours did that (on the other side) and nearly got done for racial harassment.

She's also got her CCTV set up illegally, but this isn't the thread for me to bitch about the wummin.

[RoverFolkUs]

Just now, AnnoyingPentium said:

Last neighbours did that (on the other side) and nearly got done for racial harassment.

She's also got her CCTV set up illegally, but this isn't the thread for me to bitch about the wummin.

A fuck off was seen as racial harrasment in Scotland!? I thought the scots greeted their loved ones with a "fuck off" 😛😂

[mitsisigma01]

16 minutes ago, RoverFolkUs said:

You know what works every time?

A blank stare or an assertive "fuck off"

Did that work when they were playing football near your car(s)🤔

[mitsisigma01]

8 hours ago, Cavcraft said:

 

1996 CITROEN C15 RARE DROPSIDE PICKUP 1.8 DIESEL | eBay

Does it have reclining seats and Aircon 🤔

[mitsisigma01]

10 hours ago, BorniteIdentity said:

Cute

However, seller is one of those fucknuts who uses a big font because they think it increases excitement and amplifies the price.

Don't all D reg Fords come with kg's of filler needed to join the rust together 🤔

[AnnoyingPentium]

3 minutes ago, mitsisigma01 said:

Don't all D reg Fords come with kg's of filler needed to join the rust together 🤔

And all other registered Fords don't?! 🤣

[RoverFolkUs]

21 minutes ago, mitsisigma01 said:

Did that work when they were playing football near your car(s)🤔

Blank stare possibly, they disappeared shortly after they realized they were being watched (from inside the car!)

[Dick Longbridge]

On Twitface. So clean, and just look at that interior...

The only thing which doesn't look right are the wheels - are they slightly larger/different offset to the originals? 

[wuvvum]

1 hour ago, AnnoyingPentium said:

And all other registered Fords don't?! 🤣

D reg was a particularly bad year.

[RoverFolkUs]

@Fumbler

Don't think you'll get any more robust than that! 

1.3 petrol, so insurance should be alright, even if it's a little high that's got to be offset by the purchase price? 

Just a thought!