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Pete-M Rank: Isuzu Florian

Pete-M

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1 hour ago, spartacus said:

My dad had one of these, it was awesome.

I had one. It was quite good. Gripped very well. 

hairnet Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

hairnet

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s cargo mmmmm

how is a middle of the road e39 worth 6k even with 10k on it - old man bough a 4 year old one for that a long time ago

the other legnum he has is nicer

 

keef Rank: Renault 16

keef

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3 hours ago, Cavcraft said:

You can get pretty much anyone with a recovery truck to collect from a Copart, 

I thought someone said they weren't letting you collect ATM?

keef Rank: Renault 16

keef

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3 hours ago, The Mighty Quinn said:

The Copart Maxi:

 

It will sell if it's a 'pure sale' (no reserve). But it's not, it has a reserve. £200 and not met. It's way too far for me plus this one looks like an auto which I'm not keen on.

 

At present the fees will be:

 

£120 + VAT buyer fee

Bidding fee £15 + VAT

 

Online bidding fee £15 + VAT

Loading fee £15 + VAT

 

So even if you win it for £200, it's actually £400. For a likely fucked Maxi which might or might not go forwards and backwards.

 

Deliovery will be £120+VAT at the absolute mininum.  So it's actually £550 +.

 

Fuck Copart.

I can't see anyone paying that, then having to source and fit a replacement engine and box, but hopefully I am wrong.

The loading fee is waved, if you have it delivered though. Big deal! :)

mitsisigma01 Rank: Lancia Gamma

mitsisigma01

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Who would export a Vectra estate to Japan ?

LIMITED EDITION IRMSCHER VECTRA i500 TOURING ESTATE 2.5 V6 * ONLY 11511 MILES *

But then who would bring it all the way back again and expect to get 6k for it ?

Its a Vectra ffs

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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6 hours ago, keef said:

I thought someone said they weren't letting you collect ATM?

Very likely the case, I was referring to the non-Coronavirus days sorry.

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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8 hours ago, Skizzer said:

£750 Porsche.  Is the lockdown starting to show up in some asking prices?

 

https://rover.ebay.com/rover/0/0/0?mpre=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.ebay.co.uk%2Fulk%2Fitm%2F233545067077

Looks alright to me. Seller says it’s a non-runner but it sounds like a fuel pump relay and a good service might well see it right.

He had that listed twice, too. One was a £400 start, no reserve iirc and with the 'submit offer' facility.

keef Rank: Renault 16

keef

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20 minutes ago, Cavcraft said:

Very likely the case, I was referring to the non-Coronavirus days sorry.

Can you have a look at your crystal ball and tell us when that will be please? And while you are about it when the supermarket will have toilet rolls again? LOL

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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19 minutes ago, keef said:

Can you have a look at your crystal ball and tell us when that will be please? And while you are about it when the supermarket will have toilet rolls again? LOL

 

@yes oui si reckons it'll all be over next week, as he says the whole thing is a crock of fabricated old bollocks., and he can get you bog rolls for £3 a time as he walks into town every two hours.

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yes oui si Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

yes oui si

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19 minutes ago, Cavcraft said:

 

@yes oui si reckons it'll all be over next week, as he says the whole thing is a crock of fabricated old bollocks., and he can get you bog rolls for £3 a time as he walks into town every two hours.

The fuck are you on about? 

New POD Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

New POD

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1 hour ago, keef said:

Can you have a look at your crystal ball and tell us when that will be please? And while you are about it when the supermarket will have toilet rolls again? LOL

The first ? 2021.

Bog Rolls. I bought 12 on the 26th March.  We have used 7 since then. I'm going back to Waitrose today. If they have any in stock I will buy at least 8 and not more than 12. 

What I really need is milk. I've been drinking my coffee black as a sacrifice so my wife can drink her tea with milk, and only had cereals on 2 days in the last week.  I don't much care for toast. 

Skizzer Rank: Isuzu Florian

Skizzer

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2 minutes ago, keef said: 

Copart's quote :-

Delivery will cost you £380

Is that total or per mile?

 

(And if they say stop taking the piss, tell them they started it.)

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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£300 seems a bit steep, but maybe these 3 door, non-sunroof 205s are sought after?

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Peugeot-205-diesel/274323963169?hash=item3fdefb7d21:g:oeAAAOSwSQheg6KY

 

It's in Llanfyllin, which is ten hours from Oswestry, and Oswestry is ten hours from anywhere.  Last time I collected a car from there, I got a puncture in my recovery truck and didn't have the allen key to remove the fancy metal wheel trim, so had to smash it off in the pissing rain using an HGV tyre lever and a hammer.  If the coppers ever found the spot they'd have thought it was a murder scene as I lost about 86 pints of blood in the process.  

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Fiat-Seicento-Sporting-1-1-engine-milage-30000-12-months-MOT/324121994482?hash=item4b772d24f2:g:DyoAAOSwqG1ehF6f

 

Would like to win this listing, then refuse to collect because the bobbles on the vendor's trousers are playing havoc with my OCD

 

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