Jump to content

eBay tat volume 3.

Ross_K

By Ross_K
in AutoShite

 Share

Recommended Posts

Mr_Bo11ox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Mr_Bo11ox

Posted
Posted

Holy christ, check out the face on this

s-l1600.jpg

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Burstner-591-ELEGANCE-2-Berth-Compact-A-Class-Motorhome-5-9-mtrs/264634418880

25 grand for this horror, its 15 yrs old an'all. Imagine finding yourself some unspoiled little corner of the remote scottish wilderness and plonking this glorified domestic appliance in it. Awful!!!

  • Craig the Princess, stonedagain and Aston Martin
  • Haha 3
Jamie Rank: Renault 16

Jamie

Posted
Posted

must be one of the highest mile F20 1 series about - be cheap this!

image.thumb.png.7f38078c37bec3d525c276953787c309.png

 

image.thumb.png.0b88aa45313019f01a89adde85562097.png

  • Dick Cheeseburger and paulplom
  • Like 2
Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

Posted
Posted
21 minutes ago, Mr_Bo11ox said:

Holy christ, check out the face on this

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Burstner-591-ELEGANCE-2-Berth-Compact-A-Class-Motorhome-5-9-mtrs/264634418880

25 grand for this horror, its 15 yrs old an'all. Imagine finding yourself some unspoiled little corner of the remote scottish wilderness and plonking this glorified domestic appliance in it. Awful!!!

Panic over, it has an Iv*co engine. It couldn't get to the Scottish wilderness if it started from there.

  • Aston Martin, stonedagain, HarmonicCheeseburger and 1 other
  • Like 1
  • Haha 3
Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

Posted
Posted

You wouldn't like me when I'm pink

 

s-l1600.jpg

 

Don't make me pink, you wouldn't  like me when I'm pink

 

s-l1600.jpg

 

Mr McGee!

 

s-l1600.jpg

 

Arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

 

s-l1600.jpg

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Stunning-customised-festival-caravan/233497904917?hash=item365d8f4715:g:JyAAAOSwk8JeP-~W

 

 

The Vicar Rank: Citroen Ami

The Vicar

Posted
Posted
30 minutes ago, Mr_Bo11ox said:

Holy christ, check out the face on this

s-l1600.jpg

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Burstner-591-ELEGANCE-2-Berth-Compact-A-Class-Motorhome-5-9-mtrs/264634418880

25 grand for this horror, its 15 yrs old an'all. Imagine finding yourself some unspoiled little corner of the remote scottish wilderness and plonking this glorified domestic appliance in it. Awful!!!

Check out this puppy!

https://www.donedeal.ie/campers-for-sale/eura-mobil-motorhome-5-berth-a-class-new-cvrt/22610496

ZGM0NDUyMjhiOGRjMjYxNTU1MjE0MTJmNmQzZGYw

Y2JkNGY4ZDFhZGQ1NDI4MjQzN2RhMTA1Mzk3MTFm

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

Posted
Posted

'Always prepare your spraying area carefully. For example, make sure there's a house radiator blocking access one side, and your mum's kitchen door the other. It's also widely believed a big fuck off gap in the 'shelter' will help as the wind, rain, dust and the ceiling curtain will aid the drying process' 

 

s-l1600.jpg

 

'Whoops! Nearly forgot to mention spilling coffee on the floor to absorb any overspray'

 

s-l1600.jpg

 

'Nearly there now'

 

s-l1600.jpg

 

'Oh, one final tip:  Don't bother masking the wind screen, save time by simply using the wipers to clear the area afterwards'

 

 s-l1600.jpg

 

'nobody else has these colours'

 

I should fucking hope not. 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-Street-KA-custom-painted-low-mileage-NO-RESERVE-PRICE/143533026166?hash=item216b3c2b76:g:It0AAOSwUuheRpjp

captain_70s Rank: Lancia Gamma

captain_70s

Posted
Posted
54 minutes ago, Amishtat said:

Chances of that remaining unscened? 

Slammed rat-look by the end of the week.

mitsisigma01 Rank: Lancia Gamma

mitsisigma01

Posted
Posted

 

The pink saxo has to be a roffle prize for the future. 

59 shitters @ 50p each would probably win it.

Must be driven home pre-booked mot of course. 

Sweepstake on how far it gets or how far before you get a tug 

  • Dick Cheeseburger, Fat_Pirate and Cavcraft
  • Like 3
Tadhg Tiogar Rank: Talbot Tagora

Tadhg Tiogar

Posted
Posted
9 hours ago, mitsisigma01 said:

 

The pink saxo has to be a roffle prize for the future. ... 

The prize* nobody wants* to win

Tenmil Socket Rank: Renault 16

Tenmil Socket

Posted
Posted

Has someone actually attempted to attach a wing mirror using expanding foam! Sitting Pretty... more like Sitting Shitty...

s-l1600.jpg

  • BorniteIdentity
  • Like 1
Skizzer Rank: Isuzu Florian

Skizzer

Posted
Posted

Be like me.

15FE4B83-FD06-4E75-98F9-7374DB123763.thumb.jpeg.a0d2aa4cf0f83a42c657c9c709fe653f.jpeg

https://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C1203551
 

It’s a truly terrible listing.  The seller says it has a year’s MOT, but the DVLA says that the year in question was 2009.

‘Offers invited’: I’d be lowballing this, but it could be a great car after a thorough service.

  • somewhatfoolish, MorrisItalSLX, Cavcraft and 2 others
  • Like 5
Maurice Marina Rank: Austin Maxi

Maurice Marina

Posted
Posted
12 hours ago, Tadhg Tiogar said:

Reminds me of the jade green roofed houses that can be seen in the Mill Hill area.

I wonder if the seller's reserve is somewhere near ten bags?

Not sure but he does have a pan on his head. He might one bag for the wife?

Dick Cheeseburger Rank: Talbot Tagora

Dick Cheeseburger

Posted
Posted
13 hours ago, Mr_Bo11ox said:

s-l1600.jpg

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Vauxhall-Astra-Envoy-1-6-16v-PetrolManual-1999/402100891325

Oooohh an early 1.6 Envoy!!!

s-l1600.jpg

Fuckin' Nora Batty, AH'M OOT

 

 

That needs a 'breathed on by Ford' sticker on the arch. Poor thing must have parked too close to a crusty Ka I reckon.

  • stonedagain, Jamie and egg
  • Like 2
  • Haha 1
Dick Cheeseburger Rank: Talbot Tagora

Dick Cheeseburger

Posted
Posted
11 hours ago, captain_70s said:

s-l1600.jpg

I am erect.

He's reduced the price too. Was £2k for a couple of weeks.

I don't remember them that brown and beige even when new. My father's X plate 'Ultra' Horizon in black with silver detail looked almost ASBO in contrast. 

Mr_Bo11ox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Mr_Bo11ox

Posted
Posted

struggling with the UK's housing crisis?

s-l1600.jpg

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Camper-conversion/383426700279

 

Quote

Interior has been insulated and panelled out, ceiling insulated and tongue and grooved, 2 skylights fitted and roof has been sealed but one small leak remains by side entrance door. Side entrance door has a fold down step for access in

Starting bid of £500 on this, looks like its in quite a nice spot too, simply bid and move straight in. Sorted

Mr_Bo11ox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Mr_Bo11ox

Posted
Posted
2 hours ago, Dick Longbridge said:

That needs a 'breathed on by Ford' sticker on the arch. Poor thing must have parked too close to a crusty Ka I reckon.

'Corodavirus'

Snipes Rank: Lancia Gamma

Snipes

Posted
Posted
49 minutes ago, Mr_Bo11ox said:

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Toyota-yaris-automatic-4x4/324075962228

Yaris automatic 4x4!!!

I thought the lad was bullshitting but seemingly such a spec did exist in japan, and this is badged as a 'Vitz' not a Yaris so I reckon he could be telling the truth. OLLI!!!

Strange it doesn't have the Japanese style rear plate recess or an obviously tacked-on rear fog light (the usual tell-tale signs a car is an import).

Create an account or sign in to comment

You need to be a member in order to leave a comment

Create an account

Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!

Register a new account

Sign in

Already have an account? Sign in here.

Sign In Now
 Share
Go to topic listing
×
×
  • Create New...