eBay tat volume 3.

[RobT]

 

Unique paint job!!

 

 

https://www.gumtree.com/p/ford/ford-mondeo-estate/1311929737

[mercrocker]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Triumph-TR7-fhc-solid-roof/253839211918

 

Brilliant!  I actually thought that was a wittily substituted picture on your behalf.....

[mercrocker]

 

 

What does that even mean?

 

Usually that the seller might be a bit of a knob.

[doug]

Who was it that was looking for a big 4x4?

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/stonefield-4-x4-forward-control/183403186689

[Tamworthbay]

If this was an automatic it'd be my forever car.

 

Cav.JPG

 

Spring mount needs welding for the MoT, as does the outer seal...

 

2142qd.jpg

 

 

https://www.gumtree.com/p/vauxhall/classic-car-1991-vauxhall-cavalier-8-valve-starts-and-drives-well-92-000-miles-car-located-in-gra/1311953896

So he’s blown a seal then?

 

 

 

Best not tell the wwf.

[Junkman]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-granada/192642276958

 

 

lowered 40 mil ate front

 

It's usually the rust that eats the front of these, not the lowering.

[Junkman]

Them septics did 90s shite better than we did.

 

https://www.richardbellpowersports.net/1999-Ford-Taurus/Used-Car/Deland-FL/10095421/Details.aspx

 

 

https://www.richardbellpowersports.net/2001-Saturn-SL/Used-Car/Deland-FL/10087428/Details.aspx

 

 

https://www.richardbellpowersports.net/1999-Plymouth-Breeze/Used-Car/Deland-FL/718586/Details.aspx

 

 

https://www.richardbellpowersports.net/1997-Oldsmobile-EightyEight/Used-Car/Deland-FL/718580/Details.aspx

[cort16]

You know sometimes you want to take the piss?

 

 

 

Unique Camper Van Conversion-Citroen Relay- One Off-Bespoke Scandinavian Style

 

 

But it's actually really good

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Unique-Camper-Van-Conversion-Citroen-Relay-One-Off-Bespoke-Scandinavian-Style/273431228363?hash=item3fa9c56fcb:g:XlkAAOSwxaNbhG5a

[cort16]

Interesting gear knob

 

 

 

https://www.facebook.com/groups/390896610925969/permalink/2332733153408962/?sale_post_id=2332733153408962&rt=11

[bigstraight6]

And there appear to be 3 huge fingers on the passenger seat...

[Matt]

Another contender for the lazy bastard of the day award... yes that's the only picture..

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/VW-POLO-Automatic-1-4-blue-4-door-sunroof-1998-long-MOT-80-000-miles/273431079697?hash=item3fa9c32b11:g:jcUAAOSwxipbRIj8

 

 

Why do so many of these have a dent in the rear valance just to the right of centre?

[Cavcraft]

You know sometimes you want to take the piss?

 

 

 

 

But it's actually really good

 

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Unique-Camper-Van-Conversion-Citroen-Relay-One-Off-Bespoke-Scandinavian-Style/273431228363?hash=item3fa9c56fcb:g:XlkAAOSwxaNbhG5a

 

No.

 

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Renault-Traffic-DCI-LWB-Day-Van-Surf-Camper-Custom-exhaust-Lowered-X5-Alloys/173503936955?hash=item2865a3f9bb:g:BgwAAOSwTMZbh5Nl

[Cavcraft]

WHOOSH!

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Bedford-Duple-Lazer/283130818906?hash=item41ebe9715a:g:WOUAAOSwantbh6r1

[Kiltox]

You know sometimes you want to take the piss?

 

 

 

 

But it's actually really good

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Unique-Camper-Van-Conversion-Citroen-Relay-One-Off-Bespoke-Scandinavian-Style/273431228363?hash=item3fa9c56fcb:g:XlkAAOSwxaNbhG5a

I was expecting this with a piss soaked mattress in the back

 

[Cavcraft]

Guy Keyboard Warrior

 

 

 

ALBIONS SUCK M8

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Guy-warrior/323420889438?hash=item4b4d63215e:g:gKoAAOSwn4Vbhx15

[Cavcraft]

This is ace, looks like a fish that's been punched on the nose

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/DAIHATSU-MIDGET-QUIRKY-PICK-UP-AIR-CONDITIONING-ADVERTISEMENT-POTENTIAL/142911471308?hash=item21462ffecc:g:tsUAAOSwq-9bhZ9U

[busmansholiday]

WHOOSH!

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Bedford-Duple-Lazer/283130818906?hash=item41ebe9715a:g:WOUAAOSwantbh6r1

Very rare, new in 1984 to Larratt Pepper & Sons as YWP752, sold out to Yorkshire Traction not that many years later. Still in their colours and the badge on the side was theirs.

[New POD]

BILLY TO THE PHONES THAT ARE ALL SHIT IMMEDIATELY

 

https://rover.ebay.com/rover/0/0/0?mpre=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.ebay.co.uk%2Fulk%2Fitm%2F323400447049

 

That is actually FLUCKLING BLIRILLIANT 300 fucking brake horse fucking power and steel wheels and what looks like CLUB interior. 

That is great. So much better than a 126 bhp coupe with black wheels for half the price. 

[davehedgehog31]

This is ace, looks like a fish that's been punched on the nose

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/DAIHATSU-MIDGET-QUIRKY-PICK-UP-AIR-CONDITIONING-ADVERTISEMENT-POTENTIAL/142911471308?hash=item21462ffecc:g:tsUAAOSwq-9bhZ9U

 

That is tremendous.

[Cavcraft]

This is in Newmarket, but not racing

 

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/hillman-hunter/142922075507?hash=item2146d1cd73:g:dgoAAOSwg6xbSPLQ

[Cavcraft]

BILLY TO THE PHONES THAT ARE ALL SHIT IMMEDIATELY

 

https://rover.ebay.com/rover/0/0/0?mpre=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.ebay.co.uk%2Fulk%2Fitm%2F323400447049

 

Flip me, vicar, that's absolutely ace!

[Cavcraft]

Looks like a still from Crimewatch

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/reliant-rialto-trike/202420592580?hash=item2f21351fc4:g:ESYAAOSwH2tbbEqG

 

..of which there are a couple of standout offences. One being the trike, the other being the VWs over the road.

[New POD]

Flip me, vicar, that's absolutely ace!

 

Take one Cat C GSi with shell that's fucked due to rolling it into ditch and one Club with a knackered engine, and swap the relevant bits.  You've got to love the interchangable nature of GM bits. 

[Cavcraft]

It's a shame this isn't still a missile launcher, you could have aimed the fucker at the picture of a sea sick Peter Jones on the truck next to it.

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/BEDFORD-KM-WITH-MARSHALL-MT-CAB-1971-EX-RAF-MISSILE-LAUNCHER-EX-MOD/173504591931?hash=item2865adf83b:g:nGcAAOSwNDdbYaTE

[Cavcraft]

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Mazda-Bongo-friendee-Spares-and-repairs-MOT-Failure/292704457492?hash=item44268b9314:g:ZIsAAOSwdohbiDtJ

[wuvvum]

It's a shame this isn't still a missile launcher, you could have aimed the fucker at the picture of a sea sick Peter Jones on the truck next to it.

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/BEDFORD-KM-WITH-MARSHALL-MT-CAB-1971-EX-RAF-MISSILE-LAUNCHER-EX-MOD/173504591931?hash=item2865adf83b:g:nGcAAOSwNDdbYaTE

 

 

Fark me, bet that gets some tyre scrub on full lock.

[jumpingjehovahs]

Have always been very taken with these and having recently learnt about the split tailgate they’re now, somehow, even more alluring.

 

 

https://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/advert/201712292336484

 

 

 

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[Cavcraft]

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Nissan-Xtrail-2004-2-2Dti-4X4-Black/332785751671?hash=item4d7b939677:g:WO4AAOSwvu5biEbS

 

'I’ve have had this 4X4 for over three years and has been great fun'

 

'Engine was rebuilt in Nov 2017 caused by the turbo blowing up and turbine getting in the engine, causing black smoke everywhere.

 Xtrail has had an engine rebuilt, all new clutch, water-pump, flywheel, Cat, manifold, Turbo and much much more was added'

 

Sounds fucking hysterical M8.

Good luck with getting £3,500

[wuvvum]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Toyota-Crown-Retro/223122811237

 

 

What does that even mean?

There was one of these at Trigger's meet last week.  Same colour and everything, albeit with the steering wheel on the correct side.  And in much better nick.

[wuvvum]

That is actually FLUCKLING BLIRILLIANT 300 fucking brake horse fucking power and steel wheels and what looks like CLUB interior. 

That is great. So much better than a 126 bhp coupe with black wheels for half the price. 

Bloody hell, that is superb.  If I had a spare couple of bags I'd be on the phone to him now.