eBay tat volume 3.

[Mr_Bo11ox]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/ROVER-420SLI-1996-1-YEARS-MOT-1-OWNER-FROM-NEW-/162707813476

 

2.0 T-series POWAR!!!!! This looks ace and will be cheap as chips I reckon.

[Mr_Bo11ox]

Look at the friggin two-and-eight of this god-awful POS. Why in gods name would anyone ever buy a new one of these?

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/06-MERCEDES-GL420-CDI-7-SEATS-LEATHER-SAT-NAV-THE-STUNNING-V8-4LT-DIESEL-7-SP-/272881038186

[Matt]

Why in gods name would anyone ever buy a new one of these?

 

Self importance/narcissism.

[Mr_Bo11ox]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Volvo-V50-T5-2-5i-SE-Sport-Estate-/132358636749

 

This looks sweet, 2.5 5-cyl turbo (Focus ST engine). Its 10 years old and he wants £5000, seems like a lot but I have no ide whether it is.

[Supernaut]

Look at the friggin two-and-eight of this god-awful POS. Why in gods name would anyone ever buy a new one of these?

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/06-MERCEDES-GL420-CDI-7-SEATS-LEATHER-SAT-NAV-THE-STUNNING-V8-4LT-DIESEL-7-SP-/272881038186

 

Doesn't appear to have a reserve on it? Definitely one for the low cost big liability thread.

[Mr_Bo11ox]

HOLY FUCKIN CHIPS

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Nissan-Almera-Saloon-2-0l-Diesel-One-Owner-Low-Mileage-12-months-MOT-/272880652767

 

Be a local 'austerity champion' with this utterly miserable 2.0 NA diesel Almera saloon!!!!! Splash a bit of your dads vaseline on its undercarriage and you can still be driving this when private cars are finally banned altogether

[cort16]

One of the guys at my work has one of those massive Mercedes but in amg 63 flavour .

I can't imagine he sees double digits mpg too often .

[DodgeRover]

Always check the Transport for London website...

Quick fuel type change on the logbook would sort that.

There are already 2 petrol ford cargos running about so I hear

[Mr_Bo11ox]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/TOYOTA-COROLLA-G-TOURING-4x4-automatic-/182816601165

 

Hey this looks like a bit of needlessly complicated alright. Also I think the decals on the rear door say DIGNIS!

[richardmorris]

s-l1600-2.jpgs-l1600-3.jpg

 

http://www.ebay.de/itm/Honda-CRX-1-6-AS-TUV-09-19-OLDTIMER-Polybauer-Hat-H-Zulassung-/182816730956?hash=item2a90b9ef4c:g:IEsAAOSwJoNZ2nrQ

Those look very like the oz routes on my X1/9.

[0ldCh0d]

LOL.....

 

https://www.gumtree.com/p/talbot/talbot-fukenlostit-25cc-immaculate-invisable-car-for-sale/1269717613

[phil_lihp]

I love the look of that Corolla. Makes a dull car quite desirable.

[Mr_Bo11ox]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Nissan-Primera-2-0-GX-Estate-1997-R-reg-/282686273525

 

This looks appealing if slightly joyless, manual gearbox too

[srad34]

O rly?

I think this was originally for sale for £3 or £4k. After a barrage of abuse and being for sale over a year, I think even the seller now realises its a turd and even hipsters won't buy it.

Built by a warehouse shelving engineer for sure....

[Ghosty]

That blue Shove-it is on my doorstep.

 

Hnnnng...

[Cavcraft]

'twould be me selling this!  It's been on CarandClassic for a fortnight without any interest (or anyone on here spotting it).

 

Decided against advertising on here as the price I'd like is a bit out of the league of bargain chod offered on these pages (it astounds me how little you can pay for fully functioning vehicles).  Obviously if anyone here is interested then please get in touch.

 

I wouldn't say £495 was 'out of the (AS) league', that's a lovely little car and worth every penny imho.

[M'coli]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/ROVER-420SLI-1996-1-YEARS-MOT-1-OWNER-FROM-NEW-/162707813476

 

2.0 T-series POWAR!!!!! This looks ace and will be cheap as chips I reckon.

Let me up the T-series ante with a GSi...tourer!

https://www.gumtree.com/p/rover/retro-rover-420-gsi-tourer/1268654602

[Mr_Bo11ox]

Looks ace that, it was up for £300 on the blue though, then reappeared with that dealer who's asking a grand despite the 'front brakes need doing'???

[Rod/b]

Look at the friggin two-and-eight of this god-awful POS. Why in gods name would anyone ever buy a new one of these?

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/06-MERCEDES-GL420-CDI-7-SEATS-LEATHER-SAT-NAV-THE-STUNNING-V8-4LT-DIESEL-7-SP-/272881038186

Mate of mine had one of these. It used to explode suspension air springs on a regular basis, once taking out a tyre at high speed. GLWS.

[BorniteIdentity]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/TOYOTA-COROLLA-G-TOURING-4x4-automatic-/182816601165

 

Hey this looks like a bit of needlessly complicated alright. Also I think the decals on the rear door say DIGNIS!

 

 

Think it says Dignitas.

 

Owner clearly has parkinsons judging by those photographs, so it all makes sense.

[Asimo]

Win at winter.

 

 

On Gumtree as a "motors", selling for a neighbour, middle of nowhere etc so all of the £350 asked may not be required.......

 

 https://www.gumtree.com/p/daihatsu/motors/1269558861

[tooSavvy]

https://www.gumtree.com/p/toyota/toyota-carina-1.6-gli-estate-/1269890668

 

 

Hmm.. Salty?*

 

Or... Different

 

 

TS

 

*possibly a 'mite crusty'

[Asimo]

Early Transit

https://www.leboncoin.fr/utilitaires/1316758709.htm?ca=13_s

 

Early Sprinter

https://www.leboncoin.fr/utilitaires/1317134872.htm?ca=13_s

[Asimo]

Team colours   

 

 

http://www.custojusto.pt/leiria/comerciais/outras-marcas-simca-carrinha-mista-24289281

[Cavcraft]

Bonus background content too

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1977-15Ton-Hydrocon-Clansman-Mobile-Truck-Crane-/222673649118?hash=item33d8623dde:g:g34AAOSwn-tZL90U

[Cavcraft]

Neck twisting commie crap mobile

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Robur-Army-Truck-1978-Road-Registered-/182821401773?hash=item2a910134ad:g:H0wAAOSwytZZ0lEB

[Cavcraft]

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Dennis-pax-/272882336105?hash=item3f890e0169:g:qEEAAOSwiKlZ2doR

 

I'd love that.

[Cavcraft]

 

 

'Vanttool'

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/volvo-b10-vanttool-coach-ex-charity-drives-very-well-1-years-plate-53-seats-/162707154372?hash=item25e21a25c4:g:Ln0AAOSw~05Z3H0Y

 

'I know my machanics,the bus is up the farm for now on a sawn'

[Cavcraft]

Party bus. I expect it'll be full of disco lights, leather sofas, a mini-bar and what not

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/LEYLAND-OLYMPIAN-PARTY-BUS-/263254452322?hash=item3d4b302862:g:XwEAAOSwyXhZ22DA

 

 

[Bucketeer]

It's good to see the Starcraft name still going. It's not quite as appealing as a Cortina being humped by a caravan though.

 

http://www.ebay.com/itm/2014-Ford-E450-Shuttle-Bus-Starcraft-Limo-Limousine-Coach-Executive-/222674448158?hash=item33d86e6f1e:g:fcIAAOSwiQ9ZPxNj&vxp=mtr

 

 

 

2014-Ford-E450-Shuttle-Bus-Starcraft-Limo-Limousine-Coach-Executive

 

Those American scamps and the way they use the English language differently. From that description I was expecting the interior to be all leather glitterballs and polished granite seats and stuff. I didn't realise that in American English 'executive' actually means 'akin to the bus I took to school in late '80s Huddersfield'.

 

 

Also, it takes some skill and effort to produce a dash so lacking in quality that a Mk4 Fiesta would seem like a Rolls Royce Heavy Spirit or whatever in comparison.