eBay tat volume 3.

[richardmorris]

Good Lord does this look shit.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Citroen-2CV-1986-/192331826426

 

 

Apart from the tideline it doesn't seem too bad for the price.

[Coprolalia]

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/jeep-grand-cherokee/253197672323?ssPageName=STRK%3AMEBIDX%3AIT&_trksid=p2055119.m1438.l2649

[Coprolalia]

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/VERY-RARE-1971-K-MORRIS-SUNTOR-POP-UP-ROOF-CAMPER-FOR-RESTORATION/122709152790?ssPageName=STRK%3AMEBIDX%3AIT&_trksid=p2055119.m1438.l2649

[spike60]

Ford Escort 1.4 one owner 22000 miles.  £795

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-Escort-1-4-one-owner-22000-miles-/132359585854?hash=item1ed13f003e:g:EmMAAOSwmblZ3PAC

 

[egg]

 

Has any shiter ever owned one?

 

https://www.tradecarview.com/used_car/volvo/780/21390021/

[Coprolalia]

 

I love that cars like this still exist, shonky old minor owned by the same old dear (allegedly) for 40 years.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Morris-Minor-1000-Smoke-Blue-Grey-2-door-1968-with-current-MOT/263249787008?ssPageName=STRK%3AMEBIDX%3AIT&_trksid=p2055119.m1438.l2649

[Coprolalia]

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Vauxhall-Nova-1-2-Merit-3-Door/202077276198?ssPageName=STRK%3AMEBIDX%3AIT&_trksid=p2055119.m1438.l2649

[Coprolalia]

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/VW-Golf-Mk2-8v-E-reg/282689410977?ssPageName=STRK%3AMEBIDX%3AIT&_trksid=p2055119.m1438.l2649

[spike60]

Vauxhall Omega CD V6

11,000 miles from new , 1 owner from new

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Vauxhall-Omega-CD-V6-/253199506329?hash=item3af3dddb99:g:YgMAAOSwhMFZ24eM

 

 

[Coprolalia]

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Toyota-classic/222674271190?ssPageName=STRK%3AMEBIDX%3AIT&_trksid=p2055119.m1438.l2649

[spike60]

Shiny Astra engined Manta Hatch

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1985-Opel-Manta-Berlinetta-/263252932272?hash=item3d4b18f6b0:g:Re8AAOSwGh5Z2kSu

 

[Cavcraft]

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1993-Lada-Riva-1500L-One-previous-owner-45000-miles-/332410536108?hash=item4d653640ac:g:-xwAAOSwhDRZ35in

[Snipes]

Shiny Astra engined Manta Hatch

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1985-Opel-Manta-Berlinetta-/263252932272?hash=item3d4b18f6b0:g:Re8AAOSwGh5Z2kSu

 

Nice. Don’t think the 1.8s usually had the headlight wipers? I really hate them with rubbing strips and skirts though. One or the other FFS!

Put in the recaro interior and GTE dash and you gave the best Manta im.

[Cavcraft]

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Nsu-1965-local-pick-up-France-/112599965573?hash=item1a377b1f85:g:OKMAAOSwTlBZ34-a

 

Doesn't tickle my poodle. 

[Junkman]

WCPGW?

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1986-Range-Rover-Vogue-LHD-petrol-3-9-litre-automatic-/202075520187

 

 

Interesting Range Rover Vogue for Scrap

[JeeExEll]

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/VW-Golf-Mk2-8v-E-reg/282689410977?ssPageName=STRK%3AMEBIDX%3AIT&_trksid=p2055119.m1438.l2649

Those Beastie Boys fans aren't as sharp as they used to be. The one who did this is going to look a bit of a tit down the pub on Saturday night.

[11001010]

 

http://www.ebay.fr/itm/VINTAGE-4-JANTES-ALU-GOTTI-ALFA-ROMEO-FIAT-SIMCA-en-5-5J-X-13-entraxe-4-x-98-/201990750294?hash=item2f07964056:g:c9gAAOSwrDBZbjdi

[richardmorris]

 

Has any shiter ever owned one?

 

https://www.tradecarview.com/used_car/volvo/780/21390021/

No, but I'd like to. Has parts from the X1/9 like the boot release.

[Cavcraft]

New business plan:

 

Take a £400 car, spend £30 in B&Q on stick-on Formica and paint, raid the skip for a pallet then advertise this absolute bucket of bollocks for £3,500

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Unique-VW-1986-Type-19-Volkswagen-Mk2-II-Golf-Gl-Early-model-DUb-RARE-Low-/232520236205?hash=item3623493cad:g:d~wAAOSwAydZ3RBD

 

There's a list of things wrong with it, then a 9,000,000 word essay about it being registered new to Doctor John CockBlancmange blah, blah fucking blah.

[Cavcraft]

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1987-VOLKSWAGEN-TRANSPORTER-T25-BLUE-CAMPER-VAN-LEISURE-DRIVE-SPARES-OR-REPAIR-/362130341710?hash=item5450a67f4e:g:dzYAAOSwX8RZ37l1

 

'NO MOT EXPIRED 25TH SEP 2017'

 

​Quite a bold claim considering how many vehicles are on the road in Britain these days

[Cavcraft]

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Salvage-1988-talbot-express-camper-motohome-97k-pushup-roof-1971cc-petrol-/182825587889?hash=item2a914114b1:g:wHQAAOSwwopZ37Qf

[11001010]

 

http://www.citymotors.comm.it/en/chevrolet-impala-sw-5-7-l-v8-diesel-1981/106/

[Cavcraft]

HAVE YOU WALKED 500 MILES? HAVE YOU WALKED 500 MORE? DID YOU FALL DOWN AT A DOOR? THEN YOU NEED THE PRO-CLAIMERS. CALL US NOW ON 0898-MAIDENHEAD

 

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/camper-lorrey-/152740990815?hash=item2390128f5f:g:87cAAOSwaMFZ36yG

[clayts450]

 

 

BUT.... £400 with ticket til April !!!! Derby

 

https://www.gumtree.com/p/ford/mk1-escort/1270351918

[11001010]

€9500,-

 

 

http://www.citymotors.comm.it/en/lancia-flaminia-berlina-i-series-1961/266/

[Cavcraft]

Don't worry about looking like a massive knob in your hideous van, here at Braracecruisers we're giving away a free giant condom with every camper. That's right EVERY camper!

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/VW-T5-140-bhp-camper-van-new-conversion-55k-miles-AC-stunning-complete-vehicle-/263259677995?hash=item3d4b7fe52b:g:1ngAAOSwykVZ0i3v

[chodweaver]

Please, someone, buy that Omega...

 

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[clayts450]

 

 

 

Starting at £295 Sandiacre

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/DAIHATSU-GRAND-MOVE-MPV-ESTATE-WOODIE-GOOD-CONDITION-INSIDE-OUT-Sad-Sale-/122752015613?hash=item1c94971cfd:g:7vMAAOSwnANZ36-V

[Supernaut]

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Salvage-1988-talbot-express-camper-motohome-97k-pushup-roof-1971cc-petrol-/182825587889?hash=item2a914114b1:g:wHQAAOSwwopZ37Qf

Fuck you Billy! I have a sore throat and that just sent me into a coughing fit from laughing so hard!

[Cavcraft]

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Renault-traffic-converted-camper-/263258547380?hash=item3d4b6ea4b4:g:8pcAAOSwX8RZ3oWK

 

At least when you burn your arse on the lightbulb there's a spare pair of incontinence undies nailed to the wall