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“IN A RARE PROFESSIONAL BLUE AND SILVER PAINT JOB ”

 

No, this is an accident damaged car with replacement panels from the nearest blue ZF you could get your grubby mitts on.

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FORD ZAKSPEED CAPRI ZAKCAPRI

 

BUT How the actual fuck did this retain its reg number under dvla points system? surely this is a big fat zero points against the original ID

 

He did not ring the lady at the DVLA

 

Anyhow, MOT expired in april

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You know, I got absolutely wankered on Sat night, but I still don't remember ringing Stupid & Co and asking them to portray my dog on a Jag bonnet next to Clarissa the Cross-Eyed Leopard

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2006-JAGUAR-X-TYPE-ESTATE-2-2-TDCI-sport-/322806794742?hash=item4b28c8c9f6:g:yiIAAOSwvX9Z1RMk

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You know, I got absolutely wankered on Sat night, but I still don't remember ringing Stupid & Co and asking them to portray my dog on a Jag bonnet next to Clarissa the Cross-Eyed Leopard

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2006-JAGUAR-X-TYPE-ESTATE-2-2-TDCI-sport-/322806794742?hash=item4b28c8c9f6:g:yiIAAOSwvX9Z1RMk

You mean someone meant it to look like that? I thought it was the result of an under bonnet fire

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Greetingtides, Maternal Fornicators, how may I help?

 

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'ssup, b-hatch? Still do anything I want?'

 

ANYTHING

 

'Erm, ok. I'll have the aftermath of an explosion in a clock factory, please'

 

No worries, ace, sound a bit dull though, anything else?

 

'Yh, stick a load of sink plugs in too, please M8'

 

Collect it tomorrow, chief.

 

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/YAMAHA-ROYAL-STAR-TRIKE-/332401666444?hash=item4d64aee98c:g:fZ4AAOSw9~5ZRxXI

 

'multipal show winning' 

 

Best 'ticking time bomb' Skegness Custom Show 2013?

 

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Isn't that the model/ year where the roof is raised & lowered by electric motors, microswitches and a toothed quadrant made of brie?

 

Edit: The Saab, obvs

 

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Is that leopard on the jag bonnet is the car version of an attention deficit bad tatoo

 

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Shitting Nora there's some absolute honeyz coming up on here tonight!

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