Shitting in the shallow end. *Arse friends Electric*

[Jim Bell]

 

So that's who has all my teeth. Some lucky woman somewhere who is about to be swept off her feet. 

[jaypee]

14 minutes ago, Jim Bell said:

Darren. 

 

 

 

"Yeah there is sumfink bovvering me as it goes, fanks for askin. You know all this Brexit that we all seem to have forgotten abaaaaht since society itself set ablaze? 

Well, now that we've taken aaaahr cantry back and got all the Brexits dahn, will we be able to stop, CERTAIN ANIMALS from entering the country?

Like specifically Maribu Storks. Because fahk me they give me the small balls. Make my pickled onions creep right back ahp into the jar if you know what I mean. They fahkin look like an 80 year old man has put a Pelicans skull on his head as a joke. I can't as much as kiss the wife while I'm thinking about the dirty fahkas. "

 

 

 

It's wot my graaaaanayyyd died for in the wawwer. Send then back to wot evva obscure archipelago they come from. "

Fucking tremendous. "they give me the small balls" ???????

[Jim Bell]

Not far off half way donenow. Should be at the car within the hour. 

[loserone]

Is the seller expecting you?  I should have lent you my generic car keys. 

 

(it saves carrying five sets of keys around)

[Jim Bell]

Brett. 

 

 

 

Anything you're finding troubling at the moment Brett?

[Jim Bell]

Just now, loserone said:

Is the seller expecting you? 

Yes.  

[Jim Bell]

Brett. 

 

 

 

"Now Bowie is gone, I feel cast adrift. Zavid was my anchor and my hope. Someone in the fan club said that theres a bird called a Dracula Parrott that can be taught to mimic sounds and noises. I imported one from French Indo-China hoping to teach it to sing David Bowie songs but it just perches on the mantle staring at me. Like it's waiting for me to close my eyes so that it can accost me and drink my precious blood. I'm right on edge. It cost two thousand pounds and if I'm honest, I wish I'd never bought it."

 

 

 

 

"It's eyes are so black and dead and it squawks sound like knives down a blackboard. I don't feel comfortable bringing women home."

[Tickman]

Priceless

[UltraWomble]

You know the car is going to be such an anticlimax

[loserone]

it's oh so quiet

[UltraWomble]

4 minutes ago, loserone said:

it's oh so quiet

Stop it or he will be asking Bjork about seagulls next

[Fumbler]

Oh no... Not Bjork!

[Cookiesouwest]

It has gone quiet. I do hope he hasn't bumped into a hungry Harpy Eagle

[anonymous user]

I am not him

[Crusty Sills]

18 minutes ago, anonymous user said:

I am not him

? Are you sure?! 

[Fabergé Greggs]

A Jim Bell collection thread is great not just cos of the japes, but also because the added excitement that whatever it is he's collecting could be for sale with new mats within moments. 

[loserone]

Dibs

[Jim Bell]

Bye train. 

 

 

 

 

 

[Jim Bell]

Peepoo, I see you. 

 

[UltraWomble]

Is it Dizzzzzzle?

[Jim Bell]

Half way home now. Just stopping for a whazz at Whateverby Services. 

Will update when home. 

[Jim Bell]

Just now, UltraWomble said:

Is it Dizzzzzzle?

Nah bro it's a carbie.  

Tu3 ftw

[loserone]

LOOK AT THAT HEADROOM!

[Supernaut]

It's 205 fever round here lately!

[barmatt]

It had been a pretty boring Monday until I realised there was a live JB collection. Wahey!!

Awesome as always. 

 

[loserone]

27 minutes ago, Supernaut said:

It's 205 fever round here lately!

You should get one.

[BorniteIdentity]

That looks SUPERSMART.  Exactly what a 205 should be.  Hundreds of doors, trims, petrol, probably a giffer fix to the glove box.  Magic.

[dozeydustman]

Jealous much

[Jim Bell]

1 hour ago, BorniteIdentity said:

That looks SUPERSMART.  Exactly what a 205 should be.  Hundreds of doors, trims, petrol, probably a giffer fix to the glove box.  Magic.

Look with your eyes at my wheel trim engineering. 

 

 

 

Nice. 

 

 

 

 

What?

 

 

 

 

 

 

Kerchow!

[Jim Bell]

So what is it?

 

It's 1360cc of prime sports French hatchback with no sunroof but many hinges to wet the m*nges. 

70k miles. 

Immaculate blue carpet and interior. 

Needs a few bits doing but a grand if dented base for improvements. Just done 170 miles and feel fresh as a daisy. BIG COMFORT. .