Shitting in the shallow end. *Arse friends Electric*

[Jim Bell]

The floods of 2021..

Never forget. 

 

That's an upside down broken undertray. 

[Split_Pin]

CLAP FOR UNDERTRAYS TOMORROW NIGHT 6PM.

[Fumbler]

WE WILL REBUILD REPAIR

[Jim Bell]

Caught up with @Lacquer Peel and put the two EXCECUTIVE SALOONS nose to nose. The colour of the Volvo is pure delicious. Think I'd have him in a straight line race though. 

Great to see you man. 

 

 

 

FILTER ON

 

[Jim Bell]

The last leg through Weardale dropping some bits off was the longest. 

Ran a child's bicycle, a pot of mushrooms and a 205 seat back down for the north east shitters, so the Merc is almost a van. 

 

 

Wind shot. 

[loserone]

Thanks for popping round and providing consulting advice regarding dog comfort in @JimH's new Honda

[Jim Bell]

Scores on the doors at the end of play. 

 

 

Can't believe I drove 10 hours ish, mostly on motorways, and managed an average speed of 38mph. The rain was fucking horrific on the way back mind. God help southern Scotland. All the fields were floating. 

 

[Jim Bell]

  On 28/10/2021 at 22:02, loserone said:

Thanks for popping round and providing consulting advice regarding dog comfort in @JimH's new Honda

Expand  

You could get three lurchers in there no bother. 

[Jim Bell]

And probably a handful of Whippets. 

[Lacquer Peel]

  On 28/10/2021 at 21:56, Jim Bell said:

Caught up with @Lacquer Peel and put the two EXCECUTIVE SALOONS nose to nose. The colour of the Volvo is pure delicious. Think I'd have him in a straight line race though. 

Great to see you man

Expand  

Great to see you too JB but you would be eating my diesel smoke for a while until you caught up with a higher top speed. 😉

[Jim Bell]

"It's all about the driver, not the car."

So yes, you're right. I would lose mate. 

[Lacquer Peel]

  On 29/10/2021 at 07:10, Jim Bell said:

"It's all about the driver, not the car."

So yes, you're right. I would lose mate. 

Expand  

You do have the advantage of an auto box, it can change gears quicker than me. 

[Saabnut]

  On 28/10/2021 at 21:20, Jim Bell said:

  On 28/10/2021 at 21:20, Jim Bell said:

 

ONE LAP OF THE SOUTH

Expand  

 

 

Expand  

FTFY

[dome]

Was great to see you again man, like Moses parting the waves but using a Merc undertray instead of witchcraft

[Eyersey1234]

  On 28/10/2021 at 21:50, Jim Bell said:

 

I had to chin four of them.. don't tell the RSPCA. 

Expand  

One of them is currently seeking legal advice 🤣

[Jim Bell]

  On 29/10/2021 at 11:23, Eyersey1234 said:

One of them is currently seeking legal advice 🤣

Expand  

I'll be up before the beak. Imagine the bill!

(Other bird puns may also be available)

[Supernaut]

  On 28/10/2021 at 21:44, Jim Bell said:

 

 

Expand  

That's a brilliant photo of my back.

I'll get that on Tinder ASAP and get all the honeys.

[320touring]

  On 29/10/2021 at 12:13, Supernaut said:

That's a brilliant photo of my back.

I'll get that on Tinder ASAP and get all the honeys.

Expand  

"It could be worse, you could be dating the cunt on the right"

 

🤣

[Jim Bell]

  On 29/10/2021 at 12:13, Supernaut said:

That's a brilliant photo of my back.

 

Expand  

Seems a bit creepy out of context. Lurking behind men in industrial units and photographing them. 

[Eyersey1234]

  On 29/10/2021 at 11:51, Jim Bell said:

I'll be up before the beak. Imagine the bill!

(Other bird puns may also be available)

Expand  

@Cavcraftcalled he wants his joke book back 🤣

[Supernaut]

  On 29/10/2021 at 12:39, Jim Bell said:

Seems a bit creepy out of context. Lurking behind men in industrial units and photographing them. 

Expand  

I particularly like how you stuck with that photo.

Even after I noticed you taking a photo of the Citroen, and moved out of your way.

[Datsuncog]

  On 29/10/2021 at 12:13, Supernaut said:

That's a brilliant photo of my back.

I'll get that on Tinder ASAP and get all the honeys.

Expand  

 

"That's a sexy back..."

"But tell me more about the Eurovan. Does it run on veg?"

[Eyersey1234]

  On 29/10/2021 at 16:42, Datsuncog said:

 

"That's a sexy back..."

"But tell me more about the Eurovan. Does it run on veg?"

Expand  

Yeah it uuses a carrot every 4 miles 😂

[beko1987]

Looks like a cannock meet 😂

[High Jetter]

  On 29/10/2021 at 11:51, Jim Bell said:

I'll be up before the beak. Imagine the bill!

(Other bird puns may also be available)

Expand  

Winging it, as usual. Exceptional talon(t). Have you tweeted? Stop crowing. Etc, etc...

[Split_Pin]

  On 29/10/2021 at 20:09, beko1987 said:

Looks like an album cover

Expand  

 

[captain_70s]

[somewhatfoolish]

  On 29/10/2021 at 16:42, Datsuncog said:

 

"That's a sexy back..."

"But tell me more about the Eurovan. Does it run on veg?"

Expand  

She looks like more of a FIAT Ulysse type.

[chodweaver]

  On 29/10/2021 at 21:12, captain_70s said:

'Auction breakfast'

Their follow up album?

[somewhatfoolish]

That's more like a 3rd album; the disappointing 2nd album would be "Sunroof = soggy footwell" or perhaps "It's totally fucking fucked mate, big time".