Shitting in the shallow end. *A2 fixes*

[Jim Bell]

Oh I have wonderful news!

 

 

We are indeed expecting. 

[Jim Bell]

Wow it's lovely and brown!

 

 

 

Not that one Dave. That's a bin. The one next to it. 

[Jim Bell]

Lads have done a quick assesment. 

 

 

 

Broke. Good. 

[Jim Bell]

Dimple died fabric for extra speed. 

 

 

 

 

Good. 

[Jim Bell]

36 minutes ago, snagglepuss said:

I think HMRC might want a chat with dodgy Dave in regard to an unexplained wealth order.... He doesn't look like he came by that cash in a legitimate way...

He works hard for the money. 

So hard for the money. So you better treat him right. 

[Jim Bell]

More broke. 

Might go for the full Xmas tree, dash light wise. 

[Jim Bell]

 

Badge may say Italia but all the Fix.It.Again.Tommorow fans know that these fuckers were built by the fine hardworking men in Tychy, Polska. (salutes heritage)

 

[Fabergé Greggs]

Yus!! I’ve been lusting after Pandas like crazy at the moment. I’d love a dizzle one chipped to 100hp.. 

[Jim Bell]

5 minutes ago, Fabergé Greggs said:

Yus!! I’ve been lusting after Pandas like crazy at the moment. I’d love a dizzle one chipped to 100hp.. 

This is the other kind. 

 

 

Not THAT far behind* in power though. 

[Jim Bell]

Y tho.

[Fabergé Greggs]

So it is dizzle? I’m so tempted by the mega MPGs. Timing chain too non? Gerrit mapped man. 

Also, DIBS

[Jim Bell]

11 minutes ago, Fabergé Greggs said:

So it is dizzle? I’m so tempted by the mega MPGs. Timing chain too non? Gerrit mapped man. 

Also, DIBS

Yeah it's a timing chain and mpgs are reportedly EPIC BEANS. They live forever too. This is only on like 50k or summat. 

[Jim Bell]

Not sure that's the right Newcastle. 

 

[Jim Bell]

[Jim Bell]

[UltraWomble]

Numbers 1 - 59 please...

[Schaefft]

A diesel Panda made a friend of mine never consider buying a Fiat again, or a diesel. Good luck!

[SRi05]

I'm still scarred from the forum bike 100hp of shame 

[garbaldy]

My fither in law won't give me mine back as he loves it, he did bring it  back for me to mot it though then promptly took it away again,  it's a pretty nice steer too and goes very well on fumes as he never fills it very often.

I bet it's still worth what I paid for it.

[Jim Bell]

Mot prep has begun. It's going straight in on arrival. 

 

 

The 406 coupe will also be leaving today so I hope the Panda passes!

 

[Jim Bell]

Reports from the flight deck are that traffic is heavy but even so, impressive gains are being achieved. 

 

 

 

 

Seller said low 60s was the best achievable. 

 

He's obviously never met @Bucketeer

 

Almost 70mpg so far!

What would it have soared to without traffic?!

[davehedgehog31]

Has power steering light extinguished? 

These are magic. Should go well.

[Jim Bell]

3 minutes ago, davehedgehog31 said:

Has power steering light extinguished? 

These are magic. Should go well.

Dunno. Shall see when it lands.  

[HillmanImp]

2 hours ago, Jim Bell said:

Yeah it's a timing chain and mpgs are reportedly EPIC BEANS. They live forever too. This is only on like 50k or summat. 

The expected lifetime of a car probably doesn't matter when you only keep it for 5 minutes.

[Jim Bell]

2 minutes ago, HillmanImp said:

The expected lifetime of a car probably doesn't matter when you only keep it for 5 minutes.

I still like them to enjoy a full and prolonged life after I release them back into the wild sir. 

[Lacquer Peel]

69MPG, hell yeah. 

[rantingYoof]

I remember seeing 62mpg on the computer of my Mondeo and feeling like an absolute king. There's something special about achieving 60+mpgs, or perhaps there isn't and I need better interests?

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[garbaldy]

1 hour ago, Jim Bell said:

I still like them to enjoy a full and prolonged life after I release them back into the wild sir. 

I would put that right out youre mind as the wee Corsa same engine snapped its chain at 70k and full service history,  thread here somewhere of my repair.       The timing chain is from the Gerald Ratners collection.

[Jim Bell]

One light out, one to go. The electric power steering mustn't have liked the volts after a short lay up. 

[Jim Bell]

I have the worst* code reader ready to knock the EML off. 

 

Sadly it's definitely not going to be a straight pass and the handbrake isn't up to snuff.