Low cost big liability collection thread

[Bren]

My steed for collection - the filthy passat. No gratituous images of station platforms, train tickets or pastries that should carry a government health warning.

Only a short trip - no pictures of central Warrington - the less we see of Warrington the better.

 

Wish me luck.

[oldcars]

That Passat hides it filth well.

[Twiggy]

Good luck Sir !

[Guest Hooli]

Chod speed brave collectioneer.

[Kiltox]

This better be something really fucking stupid like a V8 Cayenne

[Exiled_Tat_Gatherer]

W12 - or GTFO! Passat needs brethren support........

 

ChodSpeed fella

[Schaefft]

Mercedes CL500 or nothing

[Bren]

Mission abort!

 

Car has noisy a/c compressor - I could have taken it and brought it back for a new one to be fitted but I have asked for the vehicle to be repaired first.

 

I will collect it on Friday.

Apologies gents.

[320touring]

545?

[Guest Hooli]

*insert dizapoint meme here*

[Supernaut]

*insert dizapoint meme here*

[taxi paul]

So close and yet so far.

[rantingYoof]

The disappointment will be temporarily.

 

This is a Bren collection thread and we all know what he's been posting in the filthy modernz section.

 

I, for one, am PROPER EXCITE!

 

[hairnet]

that junction is the old chester road at mini at bridgewater way

 

you shoulda just gone in and financed a mini dizzle

[cort16]

Porsche Cayenne Turbo I recon

[Bren]

Gentleman I feel like I have let you down.

I would expose myself to seppku but my luck is so bad the sword would break.

[Bren]

Holy thread resurrection!

 

Due to the weather only limited photos.

 

I now own this -

2004 bmw 545 auto. 85k on the clock. Slightly unusual spec - beige leather, sunroof, m sport wheels. All books and spare key.

 

 

Car had a few things prior to sale - oil change, front tyres, brake booster, breathers and an air con compressor.

 

It drives very nicely - very quiet and more feedback than my previous A6.

 

Too early to tell what fuel economy is however I did something very pistonheads on the way home - it got shell v power which I have never used before.

 

For what it cost me I could have bought a nine year old focus. However life is short - I have thought bollocks to it andtaken the plunge. It is much more special that the 535d I looked at.

 

I just need to find out where everything is and how the i drive works.

[mrbenn]

The first words that popped up in my head (in large neon letters) were "fucking hell!!".

 

That looks amazing! Is it fast, mister?

[Ghosty]

Nice! Some subtler wheels would transform that.

[Bren]

I actually like the wheels.

[Tamworthbay]

That is a great looking car, you can’t beat the beige and wood Beemer interiors.

[NorthernMonkey]

Feck. That drivers seat looks a beautifully sumptuous place to rest those melon sized bollocks of yours. Nice.

[dome]

Shit the bed that's nice! 

[The Reverend Bluejeans]

Respekt.

[Guest Hooli]

Kawlity germin taxi

[cort16]

Fortune favours the brave. Hopefully .

[Cheggers]

Nice, really well bought sir.

[oldcars]

Love that. The interior and the wheels look spot on. Mudflaps too. Would but balls too small.

[rantingYoof]

Surely you need an estate version for your fucking enormous knackers?

 

:shock:

 

Epically done.

[xtriple]

Lovely! I was looking at similar age 7 series as I really like them and they are cheaper than any other comparable car of the same age etc. Then I had a brief flash of clarity and wondered why? Now I know about 7 Series reliability (or lack thereof) and so forgot the idea, The 5 series seems to be a much better choice and prices are correspondingly higher - bumhats! Shame I always like such big cars (tiny willy) and suffer financially as a result.

 

Yours looks gorgeous. Can I put my name down for a couple of numbers in the raffle?