Sold E39 Brown Trout (tm) ROFFLE BACK OFF.

[Jim Bell]

Well. Keen and sharp members of the beige brotherhood will know that my heirloom Zafira has had a bit of crisis on an electrical nature. Until these issues can be properly investigated and hopefully resolved, I needed something to bomb about in.

 

Has anyone heard of Ebay?

 

Its on that superfast broadband internet that they have these days and its very addicting.

 

Ill just have a quick loo...

 

 

 

Ah right.

 

Id better set off then.

[SiC]

Ahhhh. The old WilsonWilson is back!

[Jim Bell]

Feel free to have a guess.

And now onto the picture round!

 

Our topic for this round is COLOUR.

 

Your non-spinning picture clues are as follows. Fingers on buzzers.

 

 

 

 

 

[Dave_Q]

£535? 

 

Gentrification is alive and well in W^2 land.

[Jim Bell]

Its an unspeakably miserable day so I decided to con the Mrs into a shit old car collection by raising a facade of us doing a bit of the old womans shopping. Each shop stepped us closer to the car.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

While she was popping the end of a 50p hot dog in her mouth I dropped the B Bomb.

 

"IVE BOUGHT A BROWN CAR DO YOU WANT SOME MUSTARD WE HAVE TO COLLECT IT IN AN HOUR."

 

 

She stopped chewing.

 

"Right. Well we'll have to go back to Tesco on the way home. Youre buying me ice cream."

 

Deal.

 

Lets get in on.

[Pillock]

Oh, you bloody winner (Yes, I've cheatored. In my defence it took me so long to cheator, that I started the process before you announced it was a guessing game)

[drum]

Feel free to have a guess.

And now onto the picture round!

Our topic for this round is COLOUR.

Your non-spinning picture clues are as follows. Fingers on buzzers.

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Trilby twat is a colour?

[Jim Bell]

We left Ikea at fucking rush hour and fought our way out of the Metrocentre in the newly repaired Focus. Took us an hour just to get out onto the A1, but after that it was only another hour to get up to Seaton Sluice. The whole journey should have taken half an hour.

 

 

Was worth it though.

 

[Split_Pin]

Level 6 Tea/lap interface just occured there re brown car conversation.

 

Edit: just as you posted the 5 series, now that is a lovely 'old money' sort of car.

[SiC]

More important question, why get ice-cream at Tesco's when IKEA offer quality ice-cream that's sub quid?

[Jim Bell]

Here weeeee haaaave an E39 BMW car in glorious Panama Brown with not at all contrasting tan coloured interior.

 

Feast your eyeballs on my interior balls.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Split_Pin]

How on earth will you go back to a Zafira after this?

 

4 randoms when you do please.

[Dave_Q]

Wot no ABS/TC/DSC warning lights?

 

Sir really is doing well for himself.

[Jim Bell]

More important question, why get ice-cream at Tesco's when IKEA offer quality ice-cream that's sub quid?

 

Because she is a high maintenance trophy wife. In that, she preffers ice cream that costs upwards of 50p.

[Pat Earrings]

I tell you what. WilsonWilson is my favourite member right now. He MAKES ME FEEL ALIVE by the way he is enamoured by collection of bargainous vehicles.

 

GOD BLESSING YOU SIR 

[Jim Bell]

And back to Tescos we indeed did go. This car is a lavish and sumptious place to be.

 

 

 

 

 

 

[beko1987]

Fuck me that's lush! 3 randoms please (if it survives)

[GrumpiusMaximus]

That's the brownest thing I've seen since Mrs Brown decided to take a chocolate Labrador to a muddy field with a stick.

[Jim Bell]

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[SiC]

A E39 is a vehicle I'd really love to have. Also a James Bond E38 too. Especially before they all get to silly money.

[Jim Bell]

26 mpg!!!

 

Wow.

 

 

[SiC]

How on earth will you go back to a Zafira after this?

 

4 randoms when you do please.

^^ I was just thinking this. It's not even done many miles either!

 

This looks fabulous.

[Keymaster]

Yeah, but what about the poo count?

[Jim Bell]

Quick vid for Dollywobber. And other wiper fetishists.

 

 

 

[purplebargeken]

That interior is the brownest thing ever, well apart from the upsetting episode with the post curry drive home with nowhere to stop.

[purplebargeken]

The wipers look like they are dancing. 

[cort16]

Holey shitola that is amazing. That's a really early one on an N reg too.

[loserone]

Today I drove a zafira for three hours, and tomorrow I drive it back three hours.

 

And I wish I were in this instead.

 

Brown has arrived, and I must clearly be a prick.

[Jim Bell]

Quick interior vid.

 

 

I really like the wood and tan.

[Pillock]

Oooof. It's a good job that interior is wipe clean.